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Gone but never Forgotten, Technoblade, or as some might call him, Alex, you may not be here right now but, as long as we hold him in our Memories, Technoblade will Never Die.

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Technoblade : We need to get through this locked door. Wilbur , give me your credit card.

Wilbur : Here.

Technoblade , pocketing it: Thanks. Phil, kick down the door.

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technoblade : Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Wilbur , in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Technoblade , in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Philza: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Wilbur : playing systemic oppression

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*The squad right before Phil’s wedding*

Tubbo: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Tommy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Ranboo: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Techno: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Wilbur , panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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life isn’t quite what i thought it’d be…

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Techno fanart pog

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but i’m vegan

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

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i need a fanfic

Origins SMP!techno because i dont think cc!techno is going to do much on the server and i am sad about it:

Origins SMP Techno is just a dude who got lost on his way to the farmers' market. Everyone thinks he's some rare powerful hybrid because he has pink hair, they refuse to believe him and just think he's being annoying and secretive abt it. Meanwhile the dude has no idea what's going

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Ranbo when he gets adopted only knows endermen language so techno teaches him with flash cards but techno is an english major so ranboo uses big words to sound smart like preposterous so he sounds like a mini nerd lol.

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clap clap

if your an idiot socially emotionally physically challenged mentally unstable stupid have anxiety depression crazy psychotic physically unstable insane over excitable deranged distracted ridiculous weird eccentric absurd unreasonable stubborn clap your hands!

clap clap

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3 am

Wilbur: what time is it

Tommy: let me check *grabs saxophone and plays it incredibly loud and of key*

technoblade: who thE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 3AM

tommy: it’s 3 am

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technoblade normally: i hate capitalism, you shouldn’t have to work three jobs to get basic needs it sucks

technoblade playing monopoly: well if u wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor

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technoblade: i think vacuuming jello though a tube would make a neat noise

tommy: i beg your pardon

technoblade: then beg

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technoblade after ph1lza read 3 months instead of 3 days