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I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE

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The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

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body dysmorphia

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Unnerving little guy.

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thanks @stressghoul for the amazing idea!

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Cardi fanart

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ghost silly drawings cause i have to cure post-ritual depression 😔😔😔

you'll never see primo angry, except if you ruin his garden or touch his bakery goods without permission. ESPECIALLY if he's stoned 😔

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Dude just might be on his period 🤷‍♂️

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joker when hes so so so so eepy: hehehehe, why so blearious

Jim Gordon, commissioner of police for Gotham city (through a megaphone): joker!!! You’re surrounded!! Release the hostages!!!!

resident gothamite playboy zillionare Bruce Wayne, wearing a fucking bat costume and equipped with enough smoke bombs and obviously waynetech gadgets to cater for a small army: oughhh,, goth ham

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Let's talk about ALIEN STAGE and IvanTill (ROUND 3 SPOILERS)

this is probably gonna be a part one, I have so much to say...

As Ivan starts to sing "Black Sorrow" we're shown a flashback of his "childhood": an alien got him in his fist, making him dangle on the edge of a tall building.

However, Ivan doesn't reserve him a single glance. The alien is in the right bottom corner. Ivan's looking at the sky. His eyes are full of those starts and lights that cross the dark and nothing else exists in his sight other than the blue night sky.

His character is often associated with deep, blueish tones, as we can see in ROUND 3 where he's wearing a suit that makes him look almost embraced by the sky around him.

Things start to change when we arrive at the scene that shows us Ivan and Till escaping from the Garden:

his deep, blue sky is now red. And the white, sparkly shooting stars become burning meteors. The stars are almost all covered by the flames. While running, he doesn't even look at it: he's heading forward, feeling Till's hand in his own, and suddently the sky that lit his eyes for so long doesn't exist anymore.

Notice how the meteors are falling to the left, while Ivan and Till are running in the opposite direction. It's almost like they're separating themselves from a destiny that will bring them to crash on the floor just like the said meteors.

They're free. They won't catch fire and fall on the ground.

But then, Till fears that freedom, scared of a path still unsure, probably running back to that devotion he feels for Mizi, for whom he's ready to give up a chain-less future.

He heads left and he starts to follow the direction of the meteors again. He chooses to crash. And above Ivan's head, on the right corner, the sky starts to turn black again.

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this is lowkey one of the funniest tie-ins they've done so far

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How is colin robinson, an actual energy vampire, becoming the most interesting character of all

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The fact is, I know exactly what's wrong with me but I can't fix it. And I'd rather be unaware but instead I'm bound to be helpless.

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say what you want about wwdits s5 but the finale is soooo delicious for Nandermo. Like Guillermo has committed supposedly one of the biggest cardinal sins in vampire custom and supposedly humiliated Nandor beyond belief, but Nandor can’t stay angry with him for longer than two minutes because he’d miss him too much.

And instead of just forgiving him and moving on, instead of just dropping the matter, Nandor goes out of his way to ensure that Guillermo is happy with being a vampire, and when it turns out he isn’t, Nandor commits a cardinal sin of his own and kills Derek in the name of Guillermo’s happiness.

don’t listen to what he tells you, Nandor the Relentless will relent over and over and over again for Guillermo de la Cruz.

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Colin punching Guillermo multiple times was funny, but also really suspicious. Especially when Colin said he didn’t know why he did it.

Remember when Colin realized something was up with Evie bc he couldn't sense anything from her? And then they had a showdown in the office?

In scenes where Colin and Guillermo have interactions, Colin does annoying things (has his interview outside while Guillermo is sleeping and cleaning up the lawn when there is nothing to clean) and Guillermo just gets mad. But do we see Colin feed off of it? Maybe Colin isn't able to feed off Guillermo in the same way anymore?

And remember the sleeping Colin in the car when Guillermo was driving to find Nandor?

There’s already been a scene when Nandor yawns after Guillermo speaks.

Something's really really off.

This is one reason why I believe Guillermo is an energy vampire, but just not fully formed yet. Colin subconsciously doesn't know how to react to him.

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guys i’m sorry but nandor deciding to obsess over the guide all of a sudden is incredibly in character, his first instinct when dealing with Difficult Guillermo Emotions is always to be a menace to the female population we’ve seen him do this like three times. his little outburst to laszlo about humans being temporary and not getting attached was just the icing on the cake, mans is projecting HARD to avoid actually addressing his feelings for guillermo because if he does, he has to think about how he’s eventually going to lose him and it’ll hurt and oh boy he does NOT want to deal with that! of course what they decide to do with the ending could render all of these story beats pointless but such is the game we play

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listen, i highly doubt they're going to throw the guide/nandor in out of nowhere, the writers are dumb, but not /that/ dumb (i hope). i subscribe to the idea that either it's completely out of context and said context will be revealed later as something else OR someone suggested it could have to do with the mind control stuff (not really good wtiting for the guide at all, but she did say she had a massive crush on him a while ago and maybe it never went away, but, to be fair, she has had many crushes so take this with a grain of salt)

and that was literally one small moment at the beginning of the episode. the most important part of the episode, to me, was laszlo reaffirming that he raised colin, that he was his father/father-figure, and also kind of protecting him from his own father. it's just that really sweet and protective side of laszlo that i love so much. their relationship and that aspect of it is so special to me, you have no idea. i just love their dynamic so much