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Hes trying his best. I love him.

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine || The Good Place

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This is adorable.

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every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

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Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

“Do you like this one?” the cashier asked, ringing me up. “Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like,” I replied intensely. “That’ll be $12.01,” she said.

MOUNTAIN LODGE

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Alakhai Beki (c.1191-([post 1230]): Princess Who Runs the State

Man, Mongolian fashion takes forever to draw. Full entry here. Patreon here. Books here. Art notes and whatnot after the cut.

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British women forestry workers, 1918.

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🌟planetary sign meanings

⭐️sun sign��“i am” + personality, ego, conscious self, motivations, life purpose, interests + transitions once a month

⭐️moon sign “i feel” + emotions, intuition, unconscious self, hidden qualities + transitions every two to three days

⭐️mercury sign “i think” + communication, problem solving, intelligence, curiosity + transitions every three to four weeks

⭐️venus sign “i love” + romance, beauty, social skills, attractions, money + transitions every one to two months

⭐️mars sign “i act” + motivation, drive, confidence, energy, aggression, impulses + transitions every six to seven weeks

⭐️jupiter sign “i grow” + luck, personal growth, life philosophy, ethics + transitions once a year

⭐️saturn sign “i achieve” + ambitions, limitations, challenges, fears, maturity + transitions every two to three years

⭐️uranus sign “i evolve” + freedom, originality, change, rebellion, spontaneity  + transitions every seven years

⭐️neptune sign “i dream” + inspiration, illusion, imagination, creativity, spirituality + transitions every fourteen years

⭐️pluto sign “i empower” + power, transformation, rebirth, secrets + transitions every twenty years

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i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

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I made this reality affirmation at the urging of my therapist. I've had it as my phone background for a week now and seeing it multiple times a day has been so good for me. I often get lost in the idea that the things I am recovering from didn't happen or weren't as bad as they were. I get carried away with the notion that the things I'm doing or the ways I'm responding are unreasonable or have no logical basis. . I think it's easy for us to believe that the ways in which we operate or respond in the aftereffects of trauma are dysfunctional somehow, but the fact is that our brains are often responding to very real circumstances. And they're doing their best to protect us or heal us or make things easier. . In the style of Barbara Kreuger. Photograph from The Sleep of the Beloved by Paul Schneggenburger. . #realityaffirmation #therapy #barbarakrueger #paulschneggenburger #reminders #brains #healing #trauma

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“I’m in the mood for solitude, but for you, I’ll make room.”

— Bruce Adler (via wnq-writers)

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play to your strengths, boyo.

algedonics

At least he made me laugh

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I got a new friend this morning! Not sure if they are a fox or a dog. Any thoughts, internet friends? #skulls #skullsofinstagram #foxskull #dogskull #witchesofinstagram🔮🌙 #altar #jinxedphilly (at Jinxed West Philly)

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medically accurate muscle chart:

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Oh. My. Gods.

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Salt always feeds me. Take that however you want. #nayyirahwaheed #poetry #poetsofinstagram

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This. This. This.