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Closet thing to a compliment I’ve gotten from you, Dove~

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TOP-NICKNAMES I USE FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AKA GORE @vanadee-hailz-aka-best-merc-ever

These are not in order of best to worst, I use them all the time because it pisses her off so good and I love it when she snarls :)

1.) Dove/Mavis- Gore’s least favorite nickname so I use it the most! Reminds me of how she’s secretly a gentle and squirmy little thing when I get her pinned to a wall and tries to fly away from me all the time

2.)Beloved- because she is the closest thing to my heart besides my symbiote <3

3.)Sweetheart- I love drawling this as I get her in a situation she knows she cannot outrun me from. It makes her tense up like a cat and it’s so cute.

4.)Soon to be wife- because I will marry her. She’s just too stubborn to realize how good we are together.

5.)Soulmate- we were destined to be together! Her weakness is symbiotes, she smells so good and delicious, she can still keep up with me and other symbiote/hosts in a fight or chase. It was destined.

6.)Hun- it’s short and sweet just like she is. Short.

7.)Darling- it’s a basic term of endearment but I love. I hold so much affection and love for her no matter what she says or does.

8.)Babes- always used in a playful context, when have I ever never been playful with my Gore? Hmm.. either way, I use it in mock disappointment usually, funny to see her reactions even with the mask on.

9.)Sweet cheeks- this is in reference to her ass. Because she’s got a nice ass that I love staring at when I chase her

10.)My beloved Gore- combined it with #2 but it solidifies she is MY believed and no one else’s.

11.)Mine- like it says. She’s mine. And only mine. No one else’s. It’s a promise and a threat. A wish and a foreshadowing. She’ll always be mine no matter what she says or whoever she dates. I’ll kill those bastards. I’ll KILL THEM ALL-

12.)Girlfriend- because she is, she’ll be my girlfriend when she finally learns to understand we’re meant to be

13.)Good girl- it annoys her so much when I praise her because I know it makes her flustered. It’s cute how she thinks I can’t tell because of that stupid mask of hers. But I’ve got her down to a T to know it turns her on despite it all.

14.)Feisty thing- she’s such a hot head when she’s so short compared to me. It’s adorable

15.)My favorite ass in New York- like I’ve said before. She’s MINE. And I love chasing that ass.

16.)My Queen- once I make her mine, we will rule the world together and I’ll make her so happy..

17.)My bloody goddess- she’s so perfect and divine with the blood of her enemies covering her. Makes me want to lick her clean and taste her myself.

18.)My little firecracker- the fire in her makes her pop. Especially when she gets so pissy when I ruin her plans

19.)My little ankle biter- for a girl her size she sure has a thing for biting her enemies with the mask or hers.

20.)Sexy- because she has a good damn body that makes her sexy. I say what I see

21.)Temptress- she’s so pretty and perfect that every breath and movement when makes is like a siren luring me in to just snatch her away to make her mine

22.)My little fighter- she always fights me on everything. It’s funny! Shes such a hothead. Not to mention she swears at me so much it’s cute.

23.)Bonesy- because of her bone ability, she’s so cute that she thinks that’ll keep her from me

24.)My little skeleton- the amount of bones she collects and wears. Not to mention she snaps her bones or others. It’s kinda hot

25.)My little spitfire- because she cusses me out and those little one liners.

26.)My fire- even if everytime we interact she bites me back. My heart will only burn for her

27.)My little Gorey darling- because she’s all mine, little, hot, and a darling :)

Dividers by @cursed-carmine @fawndollie

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She’s mine. Mine mine mine mine- all MINE

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Gore’s POV-

The soft night rain of New York landed softly on my bloody mask as I maneuvered across the tops of buildings. I just got done with one of my payed jobs for some random dude, he payed me a heavy sum so I really didn’t give two shits if the dude was a feared gang member. He payed me to make a killing look like a fake suicide scene for a person who didn’t pay him enough or something, so I did the job with ease and left with my good money which I already put in my home- I just wanted to see if I could stop some crimes that I gave some fucks about. With ease I jumped and climbed my way up buildings with my bone limbs, giving myself a boost with my claws when needed. Soon I found myself on top a loft building in a decent area in this foreign universe that I slowly learned the streets of, the roads were still bustling with cars and buses and other motor vehicles.

I breathed a heavy sigh and rolled my shoulders back, “Maybe I’ll head to the warehouse in an hour or so after crime busting..” I murmured to myself scouting my surroundings for possible crime or villains. I snapped my head towards the sounds of screaming, a female voice yelled for help from what seemed to be a alleyway- a typical place for someone to get mugged so I launched myself over too the roof closer to the sound. I landed swiftly onto the pavement looking for the girl, tense for the battle.

But there was no girl.

There was no muggle.

But a small headache made my stomach sink into my chest.

Quickly I tried to make a quick exit from the predicament, but I was seconds too late. the sound of the landing of a migraine causing symbiotic monster showed up walking closer to me with tendrils floating behind it as if on the prowl. Knowing escaping was no longer an option, I grabbed my pistol and prepared for the most painful headache and energy sucking moment of my week. Without hesitation Carnage sprinted towards me and I swiftly moved out of the way, trying to at least make it out the alley but to no avail- it had me cornered in the sick twisted trick it played on me, and it had a wide grin on its face the whole time.“Don’t be so quick to leave me Darling~ I’m just getting started!” He cooed at me as he proceeded to corner me, quickly pinning me to the brick wall with ease.

I snarled and writhed underneath Carnage “FUCK OFF” he only chuckled as he used his tentacles to restrict my struggles. I still had my gun and it was pointing at him but he seemed unphased by it, his tendrils slithered all around me- some held me by the waist and legs while others had my hands but for some odd fucking reason a singular tentacle caressed my mask making me glad it wasn’t my face. As the red and black symbiote held me firmly against the wall i continued to squirm and kick at my aggressor, but the headache and weakness settled in making me almost fall in pure pain- but Carnage held me closer then I appreciated. Smiling, his symbiote form recessed to only his tentacles and hands with traces on Cletus’ face which held a long smile towards me. One hand stopped gripping my waist and began to caress the side of my mask, the tentacle which was caressing me prior now crawling up the horns of my mask making me shiver.

“It’s so good to see you up close again Dove!” Cletus purred, his symbiotic tongue rolled out his mouth making it known the symbiote always was present in him- I glared at him as if I could burn a hole through his thick skull. Cletus only hummed and moved closer to me, almost seeming to enjoy my attempts of looking weak in his arms.

“What do you want.” I hissed at him but he pondered my words as he held me more closely, slowly tracing circles on my horns with his tentacle. I tried to look away and push the tentacle off me, but Cletus’ claw hand held me firmly in place where I had to suffer and look into his eyes which were filled with malicious intent of others.

He finally spoke, “Too be with you of course~” I rolled my eyes bc thought to myself: ‘he has got to be the worst fanboy I ever will encounter…’

“Well that’s not all of it,” he continued, randomly glancing to check if anyone else was around. “Sweets, I’ve come to talk to you about us.”

“There’s nothing to talk about us. We aren’t anything and I have nothing to deal with you!” I growled but Cletus went on without paying any heed to my words. “You know that me and you are not meant to be here. This isn’t our universe! We are meant to go back and live our lives in our destined places of our perfect world!” I bit my lip and let him continue his ramble, trying to battle all the nausea and pain from the migraine Cletus causes me. I began to become more tense and breathed heavier that Cletus noticed the change in my body and released some tension on me from the tendrils, he even started to hold me closer but softer.

“Oh my one and only Gore we will battle your pains and your weakness towards symbiotes and help you through it! I hate to see you in such agony from me, but I do love to see you be so defenseless under me and how you squirm makes me so overwhelmed with excitement~” He began to sway once again with me in his grasp, Cletus’ eyes glowed with anticipation and joy at seeing my useless body grow weak in his arms.

“Shut up..” I groaned in pain, making Cletus glow with more glee. “Oh how I do love your snarky remarks Dove!”

“Whatever asshat.” I murmured under my breath. Cletus and his symbiote gleamed at me as he rest his forhead on my mask lightly. Soon he swayed longer and slower with me, tentacles glazing my skin or bone structures sending shivers down my spine. He was tracing letters and words on my mask with one clawed hand.

“Oh Dove, I truly wish you would consider my words and join me as a villain and give up your rogue nonsense! I’d love conquering the world with you and kill your enemies with you by my side!~” he purred as he lightly brushed through my rain soaked hair, it was now becoming a thunderstorm then a soft rain.

I really need to get this over with so I can get to a safe place…

To cover me from the rain, Carnage brought me closer to the corner and used himself as a shield from the cold rain and wind building up, sometimes using masses of tentacles to be a shield. It was as if he truly cared for my well being (sarcasm). But then Cletus and the symbiote got quieter than they usually were, something was up and I didn’t like it.

“Gore, you’re never going to get rid of me~ ��� he said in a deeper tone with the symbiote, goosebumps went down my neck. “Your mine.” Suddenly Cletus and the symbiote lowered their head and bit the nape of my neck and shoulder causing me to gasp and scream at them, “YOU BITCH WHAT THE HELL- GET OFF ME! IM NOT YOUR DAMN CHEWTOY!!” “Again, Baby girl, your MINE. And no one’s going to take you from me! I’ll kill anyone in the way who hurts you… or lingers to long…” Carnage growled as his long ass tongue licked on the wound, savoring the taste of my blood. I squirmed trying to get away but Carnage growled and held me closer, lapping up the warm red liquid.

The pain was overwhelming… I couldn’t handle it any more! Using the energy I was gaining from the anger and fear I felt I used my knee and kicked him in the groin- shoving him back in the processs and dislodging myself in his tendrils. I panted heavily but made a quick slide to get farther from him and bolted out of the place so I could regain my abilities. Carnage was only stunned, but then he realized what happened and chuckled. “Oh Gore you will never understand how precious you are to me, you are mine and forever will be~ Oh how I do love to play cat and mice with you! I will find you my love~”

Carnage proceeds to fully form, no longer 6’3 but now 7’3 symbiote covered muscle, and proceeded to exit the alleyway and followed my blood trail with eagerness to play…

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Please reblog this if it’s okay for me to just pop into your ask box to RP with you even if you haven’t reblogged a meme because I just want to RP with you

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One too many my love!~

Your mine. Remember? All MINE. I’ll gouge out every man’s eyes and all the girls tongues that even glance at you wrong or talk to you wrong, doesn’t matter if it’s a one night stand, your mine and only mine- you just need to see it darling!

Dove I got you something!~

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Aww come on dove! You know you love it

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And who did I kill? Well, let’s just say I paid that douche who put his grimy hands on you last night..

Dove I got you something!~

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:)

Dove I got you something!~

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Dove I got you something!~

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And eloquently put by me-

Fuck this dude

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Because I’m awesome, Dove :)

I just did my research and WHO THE FUCK ADDED HIM TO THERE TEAM?!?

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*insert psychotic giggles* oh well then.. see you soon Spider!~ my teeth will give you a warm welcome

congrats on the pregnancy!!

will kill myself

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Can I help? :)

congrats on the pregnancy!!

will kill myself

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She’s in there I just know it.. or she was there pretty recently.

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Bully. Psychopath. Murderer. Same thing

This is my pet rock. His name is Gerald. Please treat him kind.

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I’m going to eat him >:)

This is my pet rock. His name is Gerald. Please treat him kind.

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Oh look at me- I’m a big ol dog! Or cat? Whatever it is IM BIG!!

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