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Logan: I digress

Patton: I dye grass 🎨

Virgil: I die… 💀

Roman: grass! 👉🏞️

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This is the worst timeline. (x)

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Happy Easter!

Have some logicality smut, my treat!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20478668/chapters/166736515

Summary:

Patton and Logan go Easter egg hunting. Logan didn’t expect to be completely alone in the woods with his boyfriend who turned out to be some sort of were-easter bunny. And he definitely didn’t expect to be the one who was hunted in this scenario.

Includes: Oviposition (kinda), Logan has a praise kink, anal sex

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Anyone else remember that one Sanders Sides fic where, I think it was Patton, went somewhere to talk to another side, and somewhere halfway through you start to realize that somethings wrong, and then you realize Patton is the only one talking. In the end, after dreading to know the answer, you find out Patton was talking to a gravestone.

That was one of the first fics I read in the fandom and it really fucking broke me

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no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

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Thinking about a Sanders Sides Pokémon AU. Any suggestions for some Pokémon to be on the sides’ teams?

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Virgil: Alright, everybody, here's the plan: we stay home and panic.

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lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

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Thomas: Gosh, I have so much work to do, I'd better get started.

Virgil: You cannot.

Thomas: Why.

Virgil: You are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile.

Thomas: I don't see how—

Virgil: Cannot.

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I’ve read a couple (Sanders Sides) fics on Ao3 recently with strange name/pronoun switches. At first I thought it was a fic being moved to another fandom and thus they changed the names and genders, but now that I’ve seen it multiple times, I’m starting to think they’re written by ai… 🙃

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me: it's the beginning of the month and i've been feeling a little weird and sick and emotional lately but i'm sure it's just one of those things that'll ease up eventually

the nefarious uterus:

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I hope the Sanders Sides episode Thomas is working on is a Christmas special. I really need some cheer right now

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reblog to give your moots a truckload of bubba gump shrimp

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Virgil: Do you want the good news or the bad news.

Logan: The good news?

Virgil: I managed to save some money doing the groceries today.

Logan: That’s great, Virgil. What is the bad news?

Virgil: I thought I had scanned this item, and I did, but the self check out didn’t register it. I’m a thief Logan, A THIEF! I can never go to that store again! They might arrest me! I’m going to jail!

Roman: (having only heard the last two sentences) No! You’re too cute for jail!

….

Virgil: (shocked out of his panicked rambling) …what?

Roman: what?

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What ad have you accidentally clicked on a million times in the tumblr app, and why is it booking.com? 😭😭😭

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Virgil: You love me right, Roman?

Roman: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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I brought back one of my more deranged smut fics, so if you’re interested in some consensual torture fucking, please enjoy!

Summary: Janus prepares Patton to be eaten at a nice dinner. This includes fucking your food and some literal spitroasting (the cannibalism will come in a future chapter)

I don’t think I can actually post these on tumblr, so you’ll have to do with the Ao3 link