#incorrect sanders sides

[beansforwhat]

Remus: Oh, what's this? A comedically large lollipop-

Janus: A comically large lollipop you use to chop people's heads off?

Remus, in a high-pitched voice: It's mistew Guillotine, owo-

Janus, laughing and mortified: Dear Lord-

[enigmasalad]

*Patton is wailing and Virgil is awkwardly rubbing his back*

Logan: why is Patton crying?

Janus: *watching the chaos from the couch with a glass of wine* Virgil went to a Three Day’s Grace concert.

Logan: I don’t see the issue with that.

Janus: Patton insisted on joining Virgil for some “father-son” time.

Logan:….I can see where this is going.

Janus: “Pain” came on and Virgil was too into it and it concerned Patton greatly. *siiiiip*

Logan: *sighs* I’ll go get some tissues and some stuffed animals.

[loganslowdown4]

Patton: Here’s the birthday cake for our guy!

Logan: *opens box* Patton.. it says ‘Happy 34th Birthday Tony!’

Patton: Oh no! He’s turning 35, isn’t he?

Logan: Patton, you know his name is Thomas YOU KNOW THIS! WHYYYYY 😩

Happy birthday @thatsthat24 !😄🎂🍰🧁

[canon-transgender-virgil]

Janus normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps the underprivileged poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Janus, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

[anothertssincorrectquotesblog]

Virgil: People who celebrate holidays based on numbers are annoying, pass it on.

Logan: Fuck you and happy Pi day everyone.

[sides-of-quotes]

Remus: Wanna fuck? Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again? Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam? Janus: Oh, of COURSE! Remus: Really?! Janus: No.

[let-roman-bite-someone]

Roman: Ohhh, I know what you got, Thomas! The L word!

Remus: Yeah! Leprosy!

Roman: No, Remus! It's four letters; starts with L, ends with E.

Remus: AHA!

Remus: Lice!

[loganscroftersstash]

partners in crime

logan was NOT in agreement to this.

i cant stop thinking abt wtit and these two. they’re on the mind. i hesrt them so MUCH. hid a little easter egg in there for you btw! (like two actually LMAO)

based off this ^ pls reblog if u enjoy + no reuploading pls!!

( @thatsthat24 @intrulogicalweek )

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Janus: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Logan: Language.

Patton: Yeah watch your fucking language!

Roman: OKAY WHO TAUGHT PATTON THE FUCK WORD?

Logan: ‘The fuck word’.

Thomas: You guys use the f word all the time.

Virgil: Oh my god he censored it.

Roman: Say fuck Thomas.

Remus: Do it, Thomas, say fuck.

[my-chemicaly-imbalanced-romance]

Logan: Virgil, what is all this yelling about?

Virgil: Oh nothing, just confronting the asshole that ruined my life

Logan: … Virge, that is a mirror.

Virgil: Yes, your point?

[skeletinmoss]

Inspired by @dikdikpronouncedxylophone

[poolsofabyss]

Janus: Please don't do anything stupid. Remus: Okay. Remus: Wait, tonight or ever?

[littlerat2]

Janus: I'm gonna need a human skull, and I can't have you asking any questions?

Virgil: Only if you also don't ask why.

Janus: What...? Okay.

Virgil: [pulls out seven pristine human skulls]

Janus:

Virgil:

Janus:[picks up a skull]This one's fine.

[loganslowdown4]

sanders sides + text posts part 14

[canon-transgender-virgil]

Janus: Stupidity should be outlawed.

Virgil: Oh? What would happen to the twins?

Logan, fed up with their shit: Life sentence.

[anothertssincorrectquotesblog]

*Roman and Remus are arguing*

Roman: I hope your sock falls off into your shoe!

Remus: I hope both sides of your pillow are warm!

Roman: I hope you get a itch on your back that you can’t reach!

Remus: *gasp*

Remus: I HOPE YOU STEP IN A WET SPOT AFTER PUTTING CLEAN SOCKS ON!

Roman: I HOPE YOUR PHONE STOPS CHARGING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

Remus: I HOPE THERE’S NO MILK WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE CEREAL!

Logan, to Janus: Should we do something?

Janus: Not yet. These are getting creative and I want to hear more.