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If you want to learn social media Dark end. Look up sites called Tumblr and Twitter

"I'll just have one of my soldiers look into it for me. I have much to do after all."

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Not to mention a big heist on Stitch's exact color blue in dye. That's an obvious sign.

"You didn't think I considered that option? Again, my body would just go back to normal against dye."

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its called fur dye leeroy, you dont have to be a genetic nightmare to have pretty fur color! personally i think you'd look dashing in pink! or maybe purple!

"I'm an indestructible planet destroying machine. My body would just fix itself from hair dye, not that I'm interested in that sort of thing."

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Are you a fan of social media Dark end?

"Social, media? Explain to me this social media." Don't you do it.

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"Yes, my cousin did cause quite the commotion when he first got out. Then I guess he started going some more crimes for, some reason. I'll be honest, I haven't had the nerve to contact him, or any of my cousin's for that matter. I suppose I'm a bit embarrassed at the galactic crimes I've committed, even if I was following my programming. I'm sure they'll understand, though I'm working up my nerves." Flute knew he wasn't the only one to cause trouble, though he was a nervous sort. Earth must be a nice place if so many of the experiments live on it.

"Oh, you were looking for THAT individual. My interaction with him was... interesting? Mainly because he mistook me for as a woman. That human he was with wasn't too pleased at his, comments, towards me before I correct him." Flute has been mistaken for a woman before, though it was pretty rare all things considered. Still, his comments were rather, much.

"Though enough about that, let's get you started on relaxing. I know I mentioned we do have some shooting ranges, though I do suggest our spa's. They're quite relaxing, and our staff are professionals. Though if neither of those interest you at the moment we do have plenty of activates to explore and try. A customer favorite is deep sea diving. The aquatic life on this planet is certainly a wonder."

On some level she really wanted to believe Flute when he said it was the little steps that mattered. But then it felt like she made more mistakes the more she tried. She'd hurt people she didn't intend to, pushed others away, and when it came down to it --- she ran away rather then facing the music. She didn't think there was a light at the end of the tunnel for her, just more tragedy, bullets and death.

" Huh 626--- wait i think i remember reading a bounty for him a while back... Didn't feel right huntin... "

She paused as if she wanted to say something but cut herself off and shrugged as if it was nothing at all.

" Meh just didn't feel right... guess i didn't put it together that there were more but... i guess that makes sense "

She didn't know how to feel about humans as a whole they weren't really on her shit list. Quill was nice enough to her and tried really hard to make her feel at home. But ultimately she still get annoyed when they freaked out or called her a racoon! she just huffed at the whole thought of it.

" I guess? they are all still flagrin' annoyin... but eh i know a couple that ain't so bad..."

She sighed softly after settling back into the car just glad to be away from howard and his problems. She kind of felt bad for him in a way even if she didn't or couldn't imagine what he's going through. Being ripped away from your home tossed into another reality and left to figure it all out. It was a wonder he didn't snap and try and kill everyone...

" Eh... Howards harmless... mostly, just doesn't have the best coping mechanisms... that human woman seems to be sweet on him. He's just to blind to see it... he'll figure it out eventually i guess, dunno what he sees in me though... i ain't even a duck! "

She blurted out as she tugged on her ears in frustraition!

" anyway, glad that's over... now i can sit back and enjoy my R&R ... even if i ain't a single clue what to do with myself..."

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Leroy, what other colors can you change your fur?

"Now? None at all. They disabled that coding on the off chance I ever escaped. That might be the one smart thing they ever done." Sorta ruined one of his plans to commit a bunch of crimes and blame it on Stitch.

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Gives Leroy a M-490 Blackstorm from mass effect

"Oh, I'm going to wipe out an entire city with."

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Dark end, how do you spend your vacations?

"Can someone describe vacation to me?" Dark End asked, a guard swiftly running up and whispering into their ear. "Oh, well, I don't have those as I do what I want whenever I want. Wait, would that mean I'm always on vacation while also working? Let's just say in between traveling to different planets is when I'm not working. In which I case I send some commands to planets I already own and then just do what I want."

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Just imagine Dark end in the past ambushing and defeating first form frieza before the saiyan extinction.

Presenting themselves as a hero whist in the shadows preparing thier own empire.

Dark End doesn't seem the type to pull strings from the shadows, and I doubt he'd claim he took out Frieza for the good of all. In the anime he just openly admits to why he's there, what he's tasked to do, and starts doing it. That said, I doubt Frieza would be that blind and let Dark End get anywhere near close enough to him to even plan an ambush. Heck, Frieza destroyed all the saiyan's out of paranoia of one of them becoming a Super Saiyan so someone as strong as Dark End is someone who he would keep tabs on at all times. All of this is assuming my guess of Dark End's max power is right.

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Gives Dark end the galaxy's best coconut cake

"Not the offering I expected, though I shall take it." Dark End took the cake, snapping his fingers has a guard brought him a fork. He then took a bite, taking a moment to savor the flavor before swallowing. "Mmmmm, I suppose I'll accept this and you can continue you living."

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"Stopping a revolt? That sure does remind me of my early days when my mother was teaching me the ins and outs of intergalactic rule. She started me off small with crushing revolts and their spirit." If there was one thing Dark End became effective at was crushing a revolution and making sure to crush the spirit of anyone left over so they never try to pick up the pieces ever again.

"Take me to the planet and rest assured I'll have this matter solved in an hour, perhaps less depending on how dedicated they are." Dark End also knew that some revolts held no true backbone and were crushed at the slightest hint of pressure, though if it was against someone like Frieza then they must be rather dead set on it.

{{ L }} While he would agree, there was very little honor among thieves. Backstabbing and sabotage was always a risk if it meant some kind of gain. Frieza had no need for underhanded tricks as he often could brow beat anyone he needed into submission. That, or he would gaslight them.

Goodness, he hated looking at the other. "Hmm, my forces are capable as is of such a task. But there is a planet on the verge of revolt, and I wish to squash it, permanently. But that would require me or more of my men than I am willing to allocate to do such a menial task. Perhaps you alone can assist?"

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"It's about the small steps, right? Work your way to to each stage at your own pace and comfort level." Flute had learned there's not rush to good mental health and that everything has a process. Best to work at one issue at a time he always says. "I suppose us experiments are one of a kind in that sense, even if there are 627 of us in total. I think the most well known would by 626 or Stitch as he goes by." He still needed to find time to have a proper sit down and talk to him.

"I know most see humans as rather primitive and basic, though perhaps they simply need time and an understanding how big the universe really is." Flute supposed that's the downside of being so far behind in technology. You can't travel and see just how much in the universe there really is. Not that anyone has ever actually seen everything there is in the universe given how vastly large it is.

Flute waved as Shocket went into the bar to go talk to their friend, waiting patiently in the car, even playing on his flute a little bit. He stopped seeing her return. "Well, it sounds like he kept himself under control as we have a very strict policy against unwanted physical contact. Security would've thrown him out rather quickly."

She laughed, and snorted when he told her she was on her way to a healthy mental state! Makers if he only knew how fucked up in the head she really was! It was funny to her, though she hoped it didn't come off as rude! She leaned over on her paw and looked at him with this amused smile.

" Hah! Wish that were flarkin' true! but it ain't, i'm about as screwed in the head as they come. Eh sure i try to be better... but honestly i pull the trigger more times then i outta... and not just on my carbine rile... "

She tilted her head and watched the experiment next to her as he admitted they were made from scratch. She understood that but wasn't sure she wanted to share that with him yet. Still in comparison? Sounded like the collector could learn a thing or two from this ones creator.

" Yea can't say i ever met anyone quite like you. Well kinda remind me of the Sovereign's... they are all grown in pods and genetically modified. Though i think i prefer your company to those pretentious pricks... do you know they banned me for something i didn't even do! just cause rocket tried to rob them--- guilty by association i guess..."

She shrugged when it came to humans she only really knew quill and the other humans she met were an odd bunch. She had a bias since they always called her a Racoon which she wasn't! she was maybe a little bitter about that. Or maybe that was rocket's DNA yelling at her again she sometimes couldn't separate his genetic memory from her own.

" maybe? I didn't know that actually... honestly i know one good human and he's a pain in my tail. Him and that damn music player... but still a decent guy i guess... i shouldn't gripe about it. Flark knows that lot treats me better then most..."

She gave a little salute and made her way inside the bar. She was gone for maybe 10 or 15 minutes before she came out again. She rubbed the back of her neck as if the whole ordeal was taxing on her but at least the job was done and she could finally relax. She climbed back in the car and leaned back rubbed the bridge of her snoot.

" Hate that guy so much... can he not flirt with me like i ain't interested in his flarkin' bill esssh. "

At least he didn't try grab her tail this time!

" the things i do for that dog..."

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Idk Dark End. You definitely have God of destruction potential.

"If Beerus or any God of Destruction ever wants to train me to become one I'd be a fool not to. Though I'm not going out of my way to find them. I believe everyone knows how fickle they can be."

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"None I'm willing to share either. I'm not even supposed to be here as my mother is rather picky on how I spend my free time." Dark End was an intergalactic ruler after all. It would reflect poorly if the planets he rules under saw him on Earth in some hotel eating junk food and playing video games. "As for getting those items, I have money to spare. Took me a bit to figure out what items are worth of value on this planet, though once I did it was just a matter of bring in what this planet considers valuable and getting money."

"Any show or game you particularly like? I could try getting it for you." Is she going to spoil rotten her little cousin? Maybe.

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"Oh, I'm not that important. I just happened to have the most talent. This being an entertainment planet they have a strange things of deciding things. I mean, you also have to know what you're doing though my talent with the flute is how it started. Spent eight years in galactic prison, though I got out early on good behavior."

"A lot of things have happened on Stitch Life. But what can you tell Stitch about you, cousin? You must be important if you are running a planet."

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I also have also heard of a being named cell that had the DNA of some earths greatest fighters.

"Can't be that great if I've never heard of him. Besides, what can one do with stole DNA? And before any of you lesser lifeforms say anything, I only have Stitch's genetic blueprint, not his DNA."

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Reformed, who cares about reformation. I just thought you wanted to be stronger

"I can get stronger without the need of a rival thank you very much. Besides, there's already those in this universe stronger than I, as much as I hate to admit it. Frieza is a prime example of that, and let's not even talk about Beerus. The last thing I need is his attention"