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throwing my donnie-loving followers the occasional bone the way des throws me the occasional pork chop

pwp, 🌶️🌶️🌶️

You walk into the lab to find Donnie carefully setting a timer next to some chemistry experiment he has bubbling. Your interest is piqued, and you walk over to him, opening your mouth to ask him what he’s working on.

He is on you in a flash. Pressing you against a table, tongue down your throat and hand on your breast. Your hands fly to his shoulders as he leans harder into you, bending you backwards over the table. His other hand reaches behind you to land on the table, keeping the two of you up. All you can do is make a confused moan into his mouth as his thumb drags over your nipple.

Donnie takes his time, leisurely mapping out your mouth with his tongue as if he hasn’t done so a thousand times before. You give in, always so easy for him, and melt. Breath hitching as he rewards you by kneading your breast in just the way he knows you like it. Fingers digging into his markings as his thigh slots between yours, where you are already wet for him.

You feel his lips twitch up as you start to slide up and down his thigh with a little whine, and you suck on his tongue in retaliation. It’s the last coherent action you take. Everything devolves into heat and haze and Donnie. He starts to rub his tongue along the top of your mouth in time with your grinding, and you start to shake.

Your moan of protest when he removes his thigh is cut short when his hand slides down your body and into your panties. His thumb gathers up some of your slick and starts to circle your clit as his finger slides inside you.

He finger fucks you deep and slow, and you can’t stop the moans that continuously slide out around his tongue. You throw your arms around his neck, fingers grasping at the cool metal of his battle shell in a futile attempt to ground yourself.

You shiver when he crooks his finger, rubbing against it to help him find that spot inside you that has you seeing stars. He finds it at the same time that he presses down firmly on your clit with his thumb, and you shake apart against him.

When you come back down, it’s to find Donnie watching you, licking his hand clean of your slick. You shudder at the sight, causing him to smirk. Before either of you can do more than stare at each other, the timer goes off. Donnie’s eyes light up. “Oh! Perfect timing!”

He hustles back to his experiment, leaving you fucked out and grasping at the table behind you to keep upright. You blink at his back as he starts to mutter to himself, then sigh and lower yourself shakily into his chair. It’s going to be a while before you get more than mutters out of him now.

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Tactical Training - Leonardo

AHHHHHHHHHH

TURTLE DOVES! LOOK!!!

Artwork by @truffle-draws-turtles

LOOK AT THIS

Thank you so so much @truffle-draws-turtles

This drawing of Leo is absolutely incredible and I love it so much!!!

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Reaction: You text that you want to break up so you can appreciate The Tortured Poets Department

note: mother's new album drops at MIDNIGHT, so to all my swiftie's, this one is for you! 🤍

Leo:

You: lee listen we need to break up

Him: is this about your microwave? hun donnie's fixing it.

You: um...no...? what did you do to it?

You: NEVERMIND I DONT WANNA KNOW. Taylor's new album drops at midnight

Him: okay and??

You: AND i need to appreciate it

Him: what does this have to do with breaking up? you can listen to it while we're together

You: we need to break up for the day so i can enjoy it correctly

Him: give me a reason other than you wanting to listen to it "correctly"

You: YOU BROKE MY MICROWAVE.

Him:......touché.

Him: i'll see you this weekend then.

Raph:

You: babe im breaking up with you for the next day

Raph: WHAT DID I DO!?

You: nothing! taylor's new album drops at midnight

Raph: so?????

You: SO!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SO!?

You: ITS TAYLOR SWIFT.

Raph: WE DONT NEED TO BREAK UP FOR THAT.

You: i cannot believe this.

Raph: y/n i like her too but i aint dumpin you for a day just to listen to her album

You: either we break up for a day or i tell mikey the truth about how your bunk bed broke.

Raph: are you threatening me??

Raph: DONT ANSWER THAT. you have one day.

Donnie:

You: dondon tomorrow we'll be breaking up for the day

Donnie: we will be doing no such thing

You: oh but we will

You: taylor's new album drops and i want the full experience

Donnie: honey that's not a good reason to break up with someone

You: it's only for the day

Donnie: that's still not convincing

You: I WILL START CRYING RIGHT NOW IF YOU DONT BREAK UP WITH ME.

Donnie: that's a bit dramatic y/n

You: BREAK. UP. WITH. ME.

Donnie: fine! i'm...breaking up with you.

Donnie: does this mean i'll get the full experience now too?

Mikey:

You: let's break up for the day

Mikey: let's break up for the day

You: hey we sent that at the same time!

You: the album drops at midnight

Mikey: I KNOW!!!!!!!

You: IM SO EXCITED

Mikey: baby i tell you i was BORN ready for this album to drop

You: so when should we break up?

Mikey: hmmmmm how about now so we can like prepare mentally?

You: okay, sounds good!

Mikey: see you soon!

Mikey: WAIT NO MIDNIGHT. I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY TO TELL YOU!

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This was so oddly specific lmao

Go pick your hot friendos

Mine is under the cut 😅

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Anyone can join in!

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2k17 AU Leo gets the zoomies quite often., the family is subject to random skippity bap attacks.

His father is not spared.

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Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows [Part 1 / Part 2] The stunning, good looking leader in the blue (人´∀｀). Alrighty, the next one I’m gonna make will be Raphael…

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Hallo 🙋‍♀️

I realize I haven't posted here in quite some time!!

Am I braindead? Always 💅 Am I abandonning this fandom? No, simply taking a mental break 🙆‍♀️ What's up? I'm in Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot hell and I'm LIVING FOR IT. 💃 (I shitpost a lot on Twitter)

I've straightened up a lot of priorities in the last few months: - Commissions are now forever closed. No more. Never. Nada. I am absolutely done with it. The last few ones I did over the last few months made me realize that I do not enjoy drawing for others anymore unless it's for shits and giggles, or a trade with friends. (no, do not try to be my friend to get free art. been there, done that)

- I am revisiting my deep love for medieval fantasy stuff. That is where I've always felt more creative and generally inspired. The last few drawings I did and texts I've written really reflect that. (I do plan on continuing some of my tmnt fics tho, that's for sure)

- I do not see the need to push content as much over the years. I am satisfied with doing things for myself, and frankly I've been gaining less and less traction over time because of how sporadically I post in general. The internet is really strange now with its algorithms and views and "for you" pages, etc. BLEHRG. If people find my stuff and like it, good for them. Otherwise, I post for myself or just don't post at all 🤷‍♀️ as long as I'm happy, that's what matters.

- Not gonna lie, I'm also doing this to prepare myself mentally to not be so dependant of the internet and having my sole source of happiness come from it. My partner and I have some plans for the future - some which involve actually starting a family - so I know the internet cannot be a priority.

- My career is taking a lot of twists and turns. I am more involved in the video game development sphere and I'm aiming for roles up high in management. Things are moving fast this year and I might get where I want to be sooner than later. That is going to take a lot of my time and energy. So any free time I have, I want it to be for ME.

So uhhhhhhh, that's the big lines I guess. I see lots of drama on the internet and I will have none of that. I'll stay in my bubble and enjoy my stuff however I want. I'll post stuff to make people laugh 'cause the world is so ugly and sad these days. We need some sunshine 💜

Love you all 💜

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Spank

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Rando #4 NSFW

Okokok

Ok

So

In the 2014 movie, when April finds the tapes of the premutated turtles, it's pretty clear that the boys are red-eared sliders (at least in the lab, ik they're kind of a mashup of different turtles post-mutation, just go with it for this).

Red-eared sliders have a dick that's 30-40% the length of their body - stay with me.

So um... the boys, right?🥲

Mikey is 5'7", Leo 6'4", Raph 6'6", and Donnie 6'8" (according to google)

Converting that to inches:

Mikey 67", Leo 74", Raph 76", and Donnie 78"

Now let's do some math:

30% of 67= 20.1; 40%=26.8

30% of 74= 22.2; 40%=29.6

30% of 76=22.8; 40%=30.4

30% of 78=23.4; 40% =31.2

Mikey's shlong= 20.1 inches to 26.8 inches

Leo's= 22.2 inches to 29.6 inches

Raph's= 22.8 inches to 30.4 inches

Donnie's= 23.4 inches to 31.2 inches

Converting that to the metric system:

51.05cm - 68.07cm

56.38cm - 75.18cm

57.91cm - 77.21cm

59.43cm - 79.24cm

Let's just say "ouch"👁👄👁

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Rise of the TMNT is a Very Serious Show

I spent all day on this and it's my fifth time trying to upload it. Please look at it.

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Since it's apparently Boop day.

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I’m booping you all! Muahahahahahaaaaaa! 😈 🐱

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Reblog! Repost! IDC! Have a booping day! 🤣🤣🤣

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FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3

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im sorry... HOW THICC are these men....