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[hellcatinnc]

Mama Like That....Mama Like That

So I been sick with a cold a few days now, here I am sitting up at 8am drinking theraflu thinking how blah I feel. I log in on Love And Deepspace still need to work on my missions for Caleb. Anyways did the daily missions and got to the quality time and said why not. Ok this is my first time with Caleb in workout mode and I feel like I was drooling my theraflu back out of my mouth while my mind went so many naughty places..... As in the movie Ferniand when the goat says mama like that mama like that this is a perfect example. I could feel my ovaries pulse just watching this man...FFS Thank you Infold you naughty people or at least knew us woman wouldn't complain either way. I miraculously feel a bit better now... thanks to Caleb's workout.

[thelaundrybitch]

@scholastic-dragon

Rando #4 NSFW

Okokok

Ok

So

In the 2014 movie, when April finds the tapes of the premutated turtles, it's pretty clear that the boys are red-eared sliders (at least in the lab, ik they're kind of a mashup of different turtles post-mutation, just go with it for this).

Red-eared sliders have a dick that's 30-40% the length of their body - stay with me.

So um... the boys, right?🥲

Mikey is 5'7", Leo 6'4", Raph 6'6", and Donnie 6'8" (according to google)

Converting that to inches:

Mikey 67", Leo 74", Raph 76", and Donnie 78"

Now let's do some math:

30% of 67= 20.1; 40%=26.8

30% of 74= 22.2; 40%=29.6

30% of 76=22.8; 40%=30.4

30% of 78=23.4; 40% =31.2

Mikey's shlong= 20.1 inches to 26.8 inches

Leo's= 22.2 inches to 29.6 inches

Raph's= 22.8 inches to 30.4 inches

Donnie's= 23.4 inches to 31.2 inches

Converting that to the metric system:

51.05cm - 68.07cm

56.38cm - 75.18cm

57.91cm - 77.21cm

59.43cm - 79.24cm

Let's just say "ouch"👁👄👁

[kikofr75]

🤘🍑🍆💦

[dailyjaycetalis]

[aspenbrooks0]

Want to hook me up?

messege me with your gift card 💦🍆🍆

[aphroditaeon]

HES PACKING. MY GOD

[hellcatinnc]

Dear God....I Just Can't!

Level 85 affinity wtf how the fuck are people getting so high so fast but omfg this sound...................i will die when i get to this im sure.

Here is the link to the whole thing..... Lover's Whisper

now i can die happily after listening............FFS though cleaning ears he was so not cleaning ears

[sarahcuti]

[abmer7]

[aethercored]

𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐘𝐙𝐄𝐑

So I came across this (𝓝)sfw Affinity Analyzer and oh my goodness... 😳🫣 My curiosity got the best of me. I just knew I had to test it out with the LADS guys, ahaha~

It was both hilarious and entertaining, leaving me slightly flustered at the same time.

I lowkey kinda wanna tag friends & oomfies from my other sideblog @hananoami to share the funsies 👉👈 buuut anyone 18+ can do this for their MC and love interest(s) 👀 Feel free to share your results and tag other hunters as well~

TAGGING: @letsgauxplay @solifloris @xavissky @starmocha @anxiousgoddest @syleb @vesearlee @yashiro-arisugawa @fortunekookie07 @xavierbunbun @starfallforest @ourlittleuluru @ladyparamount @bunmallowish @kuroyurishion + anyone else that wants to try this are more than welcome to 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ Below are all my 💦results for Xavier, Zayne, Rafayel, Sylus, and Caleb.

⭐️XAVIER & I HAVE PERFECT AFFINITY 🍆🍑😩👉👌💦

❄️ZAYNE NYOOO... NOT LIKE THIS (×_×) Let's just say neither of us finished because he got an emergency call into work. Yes, that's what happened--

🐟 Rafayel... I'm actually a loss for words .·°՞(˃ ᗝ ˂)՞°·.

Give me the Lemurian Milk and double merdicc already

🐦‍⬛ uwaaah~ Sylus and his big caw-cawk end gaming me in bed ( ˶o˶˶o˶) !!

🍎 Of course Caleb would be the over achiever, hehe. I'm lowkey kinda upsetti our affinity is 2% shy of 69, but we can make up the difference with our bodies (1+1)

[sweatyyouthsuit]

[prettyqueen-1]

[testinaharmon]

[hellcatinnc]

Duke Seeker - Wall Slam! It Happened I'm Dead! 💀💀

Oh dear god................Duke Seeker..............I can't....even....breathe!

This man is the death of me and with Kaito Ishikawa voicing him oh I am so in heaven each week.

OMG please pretty pretty please DUKE LOCK ME UP!!!! I'M ONLY THINKING OF YOU! 🍆💦💦

[rafesthroatbaby]

SLUT ME OUTTTTT