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==> Karkat: Examine dorm.

You would examine your IMMACULATE DORM, but your roommate and best friend, KANAYA MARYAM, is standing in your way. She looks upset with you for some reason. This is a common occurrence.

--SHOW CONVERSATION LOG--

KANAYA: Karkat I Am Very Upset With You

KARKAT: NO SHIT?

KANAYA: There Is No Fecal Matter Involved

KANAYA: This Is Very Serious

KARKAT: EVERYTHING IS VERY FUCKING SERIOUS WITH YOU.

KANAYA: Your Terrible Hygiene Is One Of The Utmost Importances To Me

KANAYA: Despite My Repeated 'Nagging' You Have Once Again Left Your Soiled Clothing In A Pile On My Lovely Vacuumed Floor

KARKAT: YOU'RE LIKE MY MOTHER, JEGUS. OKAY, I'LL GET THE FUCKING CLOTHES LATER.

KANAYA: Actually I Am Willing To Compromise

KANAYA: I Can Make This All Go Away

KARKAT: BUT?

KANAYA: But You Have To Deal With Eridan

KANAYA: He Will Not Stop Texting Me

KANAYA: I Cannot Get 'Baby Come Back' Out Of My Head

KARKAT: SIGH. FINE. I'LL DEAL WITH AMPORA. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M THE ONE WHO ALWAYS HAS TO DEAL WITH HIM, THOUGH. LIKE YOU. WHY AREN'T YOU DEALING WITH FISHBREATH?

  KANAYA: You Know Very Well Why

KANAYA: Now Shoo

==> Karkat: Deal with Eridan.

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(( ==> Academystuck: Undergo drastic style change.

Sorry for the initial sloppiness! I fixed the horribleness of the "Enter name" post. I drew that and the "Academystuck." post under a time limit and stress, so I kind of sucked it up. I fixed it, though!

Also thank you to the few people who have followed us so far! We appreciate it a lot. -empressfeffles ))

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==> Do a dance.

You decide not to do something stupid and instead take a look at this BUNCH OF LOSERS.

Five losers, counting yourself. This is a photo of five out of the senior class of sixteen at your EXCEEDINGLY TINY BOARDING SCHOOL. It has been drawn on by your friend and crush TEREZI PYROPE, the blonde next to you in the picture. In order it contains your nemesis DAVE STRIDER, next to him your frienemy JADE HARLEY, yourself, aforementioned crush, and another frienemy, ERIDAN AMPORA. You have lots of FRIENEMIES.

Most of the sixteen people in your senior class you went to elementary school with, before this infernal 'Royal Alternia Boarding School' was built. You shared many HAPPY FUCKING MEMORIES WITH THEM. Now you have lots of complex emotions about all of them, but that's a story for a later date.

==> Examine dorm.

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==> Enter name.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are at an AWKWARD AGE, that age happening to be SEVENTEEN. You are GINGER AS FUCK and curse YOUR INABILITY TO TAN and EVERYONE ALWAYS ASKING IF YOU HAVE A SOUL. Your hobbies include PROGRAMMING, though technology DIES AT YOUR HANDS. You also enjoy ROMANTIC COMEDIES and WILL SMITH, though you would NEVER ADMIT IT. You are KIND OF AN ASSHOLE and it doesn't help that you go to PRIVATE SCHOOL. Seriously, your dad wonders why you HAVE NO FRIENDS?

Well, he's WRONG because you have convinced yourself that you have PLENTY OF LOVING FRIENDS and HE IS JUST A FUCKASS. Most people are FUCKASSES in your book. And it's a LONG BOOK.

==> Do a dance.

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Academystuck.

A young man stands in his dorm. Today is a regular day; it is 11 am and he is skipping class as he does every day. Though he is quite aware of his own name, you are not.

==> Enter name.

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Your name is ANGELIA and fuck this shit.

--SHOW MOD LOG-

Hey guys! Out of sudden inspiration we (myself, empressfeffles, and miss-bumble-bee) decided to make this AU a thing, even though it's probably already a thing. It's "Academystuck", which is really just short for the actual name, "Boarding School Stuck", which isn't as catchy and kind of takes a while to say.

We're not really expecting a lot of followers or anything, mostly just hoping a few people of the masses of Homestucks on Tumblr may find our headcanons and stories interesting.

This is a human AU that takes place at a boarding school founded by the Condesce. There are some unexplainable things, like how the Ancestors can be together but the kids are unrelated. Our answer to this is deal with it. B)

We understand a lot of people may not agree with our headcanons on what the human versions of trolls and carapaces might look like. We also understand that people may not agree with our pairings. If that's the case, we must please ask you to not reblog with long rants or leave flame messages in our ask boxes. If you have a negative opinion about our blog, please express it in a way that is non-hostile to us, as we have feelings also.

Also, the things posted may not necessarily go in chronological order. You may be reading something in Sollux's point of view, and then Eridan's point of view is a few months in the past or at an undefined date. We'll try to make it easy enough to figure out.

Also, conversations will be recorded in this format:

--SHOW CONVERSATION LOG--

KANAYA: What What What

KANAYA: What Are You Doing

KARKAT: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING.

Characters' speech will be typed with their quirks, and preceded with their name. --SHOW CONVERSATION LOG-- means they are speaking out loud. In the events of texting and using pesterchum, it will say --SHOW PESTERLOG-- and --SHOW TEXT LOG--, etc.

Thanks and have a nice day!