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scishitposts · 5 years
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👏give👏max👏vampire👏wings👏full👏time👏
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scishitposts · 5 years
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Max: I’m the kind of person that likes to think things through.
Lucy: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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scishitposts · 6 years
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Fast Food Worker: What would you like to drink? Oscar: A juice box! Fast Food Worker: What kind of juice box? Oscar: The boxy kind! Hedgehog: *stares into the camera like she's on the office*
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scishitposts · 6 years
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i want lucy to tutor me in my exams, and max to cheer on me during them
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scishitposts · 6 years
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he pulled a fucking face mask out of nowhere too. love him.
i relate to max in “peppers blanket is missing” because he spends the whole time either scooting on the floor or he’s comforting pepper
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scishitposts · 6 years
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i relate to max in "peppers blanket is missing" because he spends the whole time either scooting on the floor or he's comforting pepper
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scishitposts · 6 years
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Alice: Susie, I need you to keep an eye on Oscar today - he's gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person today and get himself punched. Susie: Sure, I'd love to see Oscar get punched. Alice: Try again. Susie: Susie: Susie: I will stop Oscar from getting punched.
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scishitposts · 6 years
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Lucy: Oscar is missing, can you find him? Hedgehog: Do you think i have him microchipped or something? Alexa: Well do you? Hedgehog: ... Hedgehog: Yeah hang on.
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scishitposts · 6 years
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*talking about Susie* Hedgehog: Go tell her she's a coward. What could go wrong? Oscar: She could hear me!
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scishitposts · 6 years
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Oscar: I'm....grounded? Betsy: *folds arms* Yes, you're grounded! Alice: You disobeyed the rules. Susie: *holds up shovel* And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson! Betsy: Susie that's not how grounding works.
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scishitposts · 6 years
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[At Disneyland on the teacup ride] Hedgehog and Oscar: *spinning calmly, enjoying their ride in peace* Max: *flying past them, spinning as fast as he can, screaming*
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scishitposts · 6 years
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Max: Hacker voice: I'm in. Hedgehog: I don't think you're actually supposed to say "hacker voice"...and all you did was open Google.
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