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[sayssnape]

mcgonagall: harry is missing, can you find him?

snape: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?

mcgonagall: well, do you?

snape:

snape: yeah, hang on.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Pads is missing and he has the map, can you find him?

Remus: Do you think I have him microchipped or something, Prongs?

James: Well…do you?

Remus: Yeah, hang on

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Amy: The Doctor is missing, can you find him?

River: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Amy: Well, do you?

River:

River: Yeah, hang on.

[aerith-jade]

[During Wish Upon a Star event]

Trey: Can't you be more, I don't know, enthusiastic?

Idia: *monotone* Woo-hoo, extra hoo.

[thingsoverheardatua]

Dabi: You know, for someone who’s supposedly a mad genius, I’m not seeing much of the genius.

Shigaraki: Keep it up, Dabi, and you’ll see plenty of the mad!

Dabi: Ooo. Scary man.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: Bruce is missing!

Tony: What am I supposed to do about it? Do you think I have him microchipped in case he gets lost or something?

Steve: Well, do you?

Tony: Of course I do. Hang on.

[unknown-in-narnia]

Kouyou: Dazai, Chuuya’s missing. Can you find him?

Daxai: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?

Kouyou: Well, do you?

Dazai: Yeah, hang on…

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: Eddie is missing, can you find him?

Sonia: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bill: Well, do you?

Sonia:

The losers:

Sonia: Yeah, hang on

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Mercer Frey, in the Irknthand Sanctuary as he's stealing the Eyes of the Falmer and threatening the Nightingales: You'll be swimming with the fish! Fish, right? Or is it fishes?

Jolinar Aren: Fish or fishes.

Mercer: Well, which is it?

Jolinar: Both are correct plural forms of the singular word 'fish'.

Mercer: You're very smug right now, aren't you?

Jolinar: A little bit.

[oceanview15]

Toph: Hey, where’s Katara?

Zuko: She’s not my girlfriend!

Toph*smirking*: I never said she was.

Zuko: Oh… awkward

[paper-gold-theories]

GoldHeart, smirks: Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the genius.

Flug: Keep it up GoldHeart and you'll see plenty of the mad.

[milfloverobisanya]

Rebecca: Ted is missing, can you find him?

Beard: What, do you think I have him micro-chipped or something?

Rebecca: Well, do you?

Beard:

Beard: Yeah, hold on.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Ollie: Frankly, I find the whole "dating thing" to be overrated. Who would subject themselves to that? Izzy: Those of us who can actually get dates.

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy: Lockwood is missing, can you find him?

George: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Lucy: Well, do you?

George:

George: Yeah, hang on.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: Uh oh.

Kaito: Uh oh good or uh oh bad?

Shiho: When is "uh oh" ever good?

Kaito: I don't know. Maybe this time.

[thingsoverheardatua]

Shigaraki: Those U.A. brats have foiled my plans for the last time!

Dabi: Yeah, the last time TODAY maybe.

Shigaraki: [ignores him and continues] We’ve been going about this all wrong!

Dabi: By ‘we’ do you mean ‘you’?