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fucking hell man every online service now is becoming like Scan your face and bootyhole and provide blood sample to confirm you are over the age of 35 in order to view this post. warning! obscene imagery detected in the post. the photo included in the post promotes unhealthy perverted dangerous behavior i.e. taking off one's shirt. your employer has been contacted.

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was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme

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I love going to bed early

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liking 3 of my posts in a row….. why don’t you just throat every inch of my dick 🙄

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Iranian lights his cigarette on a burning Israel flag. Seen in Tehran last night. (x)

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

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