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Look at him he’s so small yet he’s done crimes cause he don’t know no better

i love when he baby

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more fionna cause i wanted her to be like this im sorry

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Same! Shame she priavted a lot of her old videos I used to bindge watch them every Halloween!

I miss Baptismonfire so much 😭😭😭😭 Her videos were so amazing. I’m really happy though that she’s prioritizing her mental health and I hope she’s okay.

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My favorite day

Happy April 1st everyone, my 10th Mishapocalypse!!! <3 I hope everyone stays safe today!

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Dave’s serious face

and now liv tylers dead dave, should have locked in dave

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Hmm I just love exciting in a country that wants me to no longer be here

Not to be dramatic but this is a massive fucking deal and I legitimately hope every single politician dies.

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Look at this dude he’s gonna take over cannon one day I know it

1/28

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The prophecy has been fulfilled

violent J's girlfriend made him soper slime pie. No this is not a joke

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After years of barely anyone interacting with my tumblr blog and suddenly getting reblogs and hearts feels like getting flash banged and the a bucket thrown at me thanks I guess?

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I'm bored. So have a "gay or European" Skit but it's the suitors trying to determine if Telemachus is a boy kisser or not

Antinous: THERE RIGHT THERE! Look at that tanned, well tended skin!

Melanthius: Look at the feminine shape he's in, look at that slightly stubbly chin

Antinous: Oh, please, he's gay, Totally gay!

Amphinomus: I'm not about to celebrate, Every trait could indicate, A totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay. I say not gay.

Suitor 1: That is the elephant in the room, Well, is it relevant to assume-

Suitor 2: That a man who wears perfume, Is automatically, radically fae?

Suitor 3: but look at those well groomed dark brown locks!

Suitor 2: and that scarf (my hc) he wears around!

Eurymachus:There's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing

Suitors: what are we seeing?

Eurymachus: is he gay-

Antinous: of course he's gay!

Eurymachus: or Hermes's descendant?

*silence fills the room*

Suitors: Ohhhh.... Gay or Hermes's descendant? It's hard to guarantee, Is he gay or European?

A suitor who likes stealing shit: Well, hey, don't look at me!

Melanthius: well he does grow up being such a little shit in here

Melanthius: He steals food from the kitchens, and he is never blamed for it

Suitors: gay or thieve's god spawn? The answer could take weeks

Eurymachus: he could say things like "morning darling" While he steals all of you shit!

Antinous: ...*realizes* THAT BITCH-

Melanthius: gay or a Hermes spawn? So many shades of grey?

Suitor 1: depending on the time of day don't we all go either way?

Suitor 2: gay or Hermes spawn?

Suitor 3: gay or Hermes spawn?

Suitors: gay or-

*Telemachus passes by*

Amphinomus: THERE RIGHT THERE! Look at that little smirk he wears, look at the way he sighs at the guard- the guy's not gay! I say, no way!

Antinous: That is the elephant in the room, Well is it relevant to presume

Amphinomus: That a hottie(...) in that costume, Is automatically, radically-

The suitors:

Ironically, chronically-

Certainly, flirtingly-

Genetically, medically-

Gay! offically gay!

Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay!

*Telemachus passes by bowing down to a maid after he was helped with something, acting straight*

"Damn it!"

*chaos ensues aka I skip a few lines*

Antinous: yeah he kisses hands of maidens as respect but I'm pretty sure that's lipstick in his purse (He has a purse?) Shhh

Eurymachus: is he gay or Hermes spawn? Gay or just flamboyant? Gay or very-

*a suitor bangs the table* that's it! I have a plan to find if the closet had been glass or we have been hallucinating

Antinous: huh... Floor is yours

*Suitor A goes over to Telemachus in the edge of the room*

Suitor A: hellooo little wolf

Telemachus: the fuck you want?

Suitor A: I'll leave after you answer my question

Telemachus: fine

Suitor A: so little wolf you wearing lipstick is true or-?

Telemachus: none of your business

Suitor A: and your full title again is?

Telemachus: Telemachus heir of Ithaca

Suitor A: and your boyfriend's name is?

Telemachus: which one?

*the suitors in earshot (all of them) gasps*

Telemachus: huh? Wait-! I heard you said best friend! Not boyfriend!

Suitor 1: *gasp* MANWHORE

Telemachus: HEY-

I am not finishing this

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Forgot to post on Tumblr again oopsie-

⚠️ the screen flashes black at the end briefly, idk why it did that I tried to cut it out. Could be eye straining

The amount of layers was insane, it's my first time making a vid like this.

Found the audio on tik tok and thought it would fit him lmao

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I just look at an art style and it just feeds my eye balls thank you

my fave trolls <3

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1000 posts!

Only took me from 2010 to get here

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Fuck

I think I parked this post in the wrong dash

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