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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”
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Merlin: Man, these tournaments are so boring, it’s just knights swinging their stupid swords around
Arthur: Did you see that? Did you see how brave and strong I was? Are you impressed? Do you wanna kiss me?
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HI if you are an irl or close moot and we haven’t talked in forever (my fault)
Like this post if me sending a pic of my new dog is an acceptable way to break the silence without awkward tension☝️😔
And then expect said picture shortly I suppose…
#getting my shit together#bc dog and job and behavioral specialist#big things in scrumpledmilk land I suppose
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He’s been doing such a good job I’m soooo proud of him

Bringing Merlin home :D!!!
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Bringing Merlin home :D!!!
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[photo of the character]
i love my this. the charactr
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charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.
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DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER
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[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong
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character i love youso badly.
^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)
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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
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Had the craziest day today
Will probably have an equally if not more insane day tomorrow and the day after
But Friday? Friday I see my dog again for the first time in a month :))
So ultimately I think I’ll make it 🙂↕️
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I survived
My disability made itself painfully known
I have yet to disclose it or discuss accommodations because I’m scared to do that
It genuinely was okay as far as first days go but I can already tell I won’t last long without accommodations but I’m scaredddddd idkkkk
My first day at my new job is tomorrow
I’m so so so scared I can’t put into words how terrified I am
I’m 1% person 99% fear
Keep me in your prayers, remove me from your curses, wish me luck etc etc ..
Not religious but I need all the help I can get /j
#autistic adult#first full time job#i need to lock in#aaaaaaaaa#hyperventilating at my desk doesnt seem very sustainable
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Saw a meme of this with atla so I had to make a Merthur version, featuring my favorite pic of Gwen ofc.
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My first day at my new job is tomorrow
I’m so so so scared I can’t put into words how terrified I am
I’m 1% person 99% fear
Keep me in your prayers, remove me from your curses, wish me luck etc etc ..
Not religious but I need all the help I can get /j
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If I’m ever taking a questionable amount of time in the bathroom it’s bc I’m trying to figure out a way to shove my boxers back into my emo ass skinny jeans without giving myself the gumball waterson build

#is this relatable#emo#but not actually#amazing world of gumball#I haven’t watched it but i know that blue cat
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I find it far more romantic to be called beloathed than beloved
Something about it just makes my heart flutter idk
Beloathed
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