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funny lizard lady for fun

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i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

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Wood Ducks (Aix sponsa), L - female, M/R - males, family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, FL, USA

photograph by Jimmy Epper

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BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park

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Coelophysis "blushes" by flushing the skin overlying its exoparia with blood.

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Pigeon character designs

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who let this bird on the train

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🌧️💨 done for completelyworst via bsky!

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You get the TF2 player, I presume

turns out when you type "doctor sex" into the google search bar, the first result is not the short story by Tamsyn Muir starring Palamedes Sextus and Camilla Hect. turns out most of the results are something totally different from that. in other news I'm an idiot

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The Housewife

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last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters