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The met gala, oscars, superbowl are all scheduled to distract you from the genocide in Gaza.

Please do not get distracted.

As of right now, Rafah is ordered to be evacuated even though Israel government promised it would not attack this area. Of course, you were all warned that they lied.

Raise your voice, continue to boycott, protest protest PROTEST!!!!

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Hello! Can you write something about Giliou and Mayron Lombardi x fem Reader? The twins from "I'll be the matriarch in this life"?

The Lombardi's Pearl

Lombardi Twins × Reader!

Well, I like to think that Reader is older than the twins and is another one of their cousins. She's that cousin who you'd only see on special family occasions because she travels too much.

The twins definitely adore their older cousin. Who wouldn't? In their opinion, she's cool and free spirited- definitely unlike any other lady of their era.

They don't mind having to share her with their other cousins, but they do draw a line when their other cousins are keeping her attention for too long.

They find it hard to share already with their things and trinkets. Adding the fact that they have to share their dear older cousin? It's an absolute nightmare.

Unfortunately, this sharing nonsense got worse for the twins. As they ran up to their older cousin who is standing outside by the carriage, having a chat with the twins' mother, they caught a glimpse of the man standing intimately close to [name].

His burly man hand on her waist, smiling sickeningly sweet upon her, and those eyes that seemed to drip with honey- they couldn't stand it. They hated it. They absolutely loathed it.

Something had to be done, both of them knew it. And it involves getting rid of that man she so sweetly introduced to them as her fiancé. Whatever.

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PART 1.2

pairing: yan!cale henituse × fem!reader

Idk, I don't think Choi Han would attempt to call out Cale on anything, at least not until he garnered his own backings and power. And there's no reason for reader to believe Choi Han since they haven't even met, nevertheless interacted with each other.

So until, Choi Han creates a deep friendship with Reader and slowly regains his original position in the novel, he would stay low and quiet and act as if everything is normal. Normal in the sense of how everything is the way they are in the manhwa.

However, I do believe that Choi Han would slip up at some point and that Cale would immediately pick up on it. Cale would keep testing Choi Han to confirm his suspicions and once his suspicions are proven to be true, he'll start creating a safe distance between himself and Choi Han.

Choi Han in this sort of plot would not be this naïve puppy like character anymore, rather, he would start getting cunning and would start manipulating the people around him. While Cale would start getting aggressive and snide remarks would often be thrown.

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Can you write some fem reader hc with Cale from trash of count’s family? He’s just so good 🫣

pairing: yan!cale henituse × fem!reader

tw: stalking and manipulation.

note: took me a while, BUT IT'S FINE. Thanks for this ask btw, tbh I didn't have a clue as to what "Trash of the Count's Family" was until this ask ヽ⁠(⁠(⁠◎⁠д⁠◎⁠)⁠)⁠ゝ I also have to give thanks to you cus you gave me a new genre to explore (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

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You were a side character who didn't even get to appear in the official comic. Well, Kim Rok Soo hadn't read the latest chapter, as he died the same day before he could even get a glimpse. So, basically you were a character that was unknown and very new to him.

You and Cale Henituse didn't cross paths at all in the original work. In fact, you were destined to meet Choi Han instead of the young master, in a secret garden at a "cold solstice gathering", and was written to fall in love with said man- starting the "Star-Crossed Lovers Arc".

But Cale... Cale wasn't aware of that, as he trekked down the woodsy path, not knowing that he was about to delve into a path that wasn't originally his, with consequences that are much terrible than death.

The stars were alight, twinkling joyously as it sets the mood. Cale was weirded out by the romantic aura surrounding the woodsy backyard of the palace. The annoying crown prince tried picking a fight with him in front of Choi Han, making him flee the scene before things escalate.

He has to admit, it was a wise decision to do so, as him slipping away from the scene resulted in him achieving the impossible- being alone.

Ever since the story started, things have been annoyingly chaotic, so it was a nice change of pace, to achieve silence, that is.

However, that does not mean his problems were over. A new entity is threatening the specific area he wants to settle in, if there was a new threat arising in manhwas, usually, this means there's another power that was left untouched still.

His pensive state didn't continue for much longer, as he senses another presence near him. And it wasn't familiar. Immediately, he tenses up and creeps around until he sees walls of grass- hedges — he assumes — hidden behind the thick trunks of the forest.

He peers through the unkept hedge and is surprised to see a lady sitting on the fountain, leaning closer and closer towards the water as if mesmerised by something. He took note of this as he walks towards her, not bothering to conceal his footsteps, confirming that she is indeed under a spell.

If it weren't for the imminent danger that was to happen, he would've stayed awestruck by her enchanting features.

Wrapping an arm around her waist, he easily carried her away from the fountain, effectively breaking the enchantment.

"... Whu... what?" She mumbled as she stared ahead in a daze, before realising her situation.

"I apologise... for this. But this was the only thing I had in mind that would save the lady without hurting you," he said as calmly as he could, peering into her eyes that were as clear as the night sky above. He could feel the back of his neck getting warmer and warmer.

He sets her down, but couldn't find it in himself to fully let her go, as he keeps an arm around her waist.

"Yes... thank you, sir...?" She replies, still in a surprised state. She felt as if his face was familiar, but couldn't quite put a finger to it.

"Cale Henituse, my lady. The eldest son of Count Henituse," he said, parting with her for a bit to give her a curt bow.

"Ah," her eyes widened with familiarity as the surprise on her face remains. "I see.... you are that sir Henituse."

He was expecting judgement from the ethereal lady. But he only got a curtsy and an introduction.

"It's a pleasure to finally meet you. I'm Name Arlischen. The youngest of Marquis Arlischen," she says softly. "I would like to give my gratitude to you, my lord."

Oh, Arlischen. Now he knew he was definitely way past the chapter he last read. This was the arc titled "Star-Crossed Lovers" and was one of the recent chapters published on the day he died.

The first few days in the capital were spent.... wastefully. He tried to gather information about the Arlischen Marquisate but only got unconfirmed rumours back.

This was where the stalking began. Well, he didn't necessarily called it stalking, as he dubbed it "gathering research material" shamelessly.

This was also the time when he began "befriending" the young lady and his possessive behaviour towards her.

The people around him began to question his actions and deemed it as him falling in love with the Arlischen's pearl. These claims were of course, denied at first, but that was until he began to take note of his behaviour around her, and how she acts around him.

Well, that may be due to the fact that he manipulated her into thinking that she's in love with him, not the other way around.

However, he didn't really care, as he began to drink in her affections, and found himself intoxicated by her.

It was around this period that he began to unconsciously include her in all of his future plans.

It also around this time that he began to slowly isolate her until he was certain that he was the only person she needed.

Her family had long approved of their relationship, so these things weren't seen as a bad thing, especially in this society of which they belong to, where women were to become their husband's property.

Meaning, everything he had or was about to do, were seen as romantic instead of toxic.

The grass swayed left and right carelessly. Caressing the cheeks of his beloved lady.

"When we marry, you must stop these adventures of yours and stay next to me as much as you can..." she mumbles as she buries her face into his stomach, feeling shy of her words just as she spoke them.

He chuckled, finding her behaviour cute. He held onto her arms and guided her until they were both at eye level. His arms embracing her form cautiously and lovingly as if she were a piece of art, saying: "When we marry, I promise you you'll never breath a day without me by your side."

It would be joke to assume things end here.

The night he saved her from being swallowed by the magic fountain's water, Choi Han had been following her, and had unknowingly fallen in love with Cale Henituse's beloved.

Choi Han had never been selfish, nor was he the type to disobey his master. But it all changed once he saw her.

Memories that weren't created flooded into the man's mind, letting him know of his destiny. Of how everything was supposed to be his, including her.

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tbh I wanna write about dark cale henituse. But didn't know how it should go, what direction it would take. Would rlly appreciate it if you guys write down recommendations in the comments below 🫶🏻

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Yandere papa superman when he first heard of covid:

I kid you not.

He is more than willing to do this to every single mask he bought for you just so you wouldn't catch this dangerous virus going around the world. And if you ask how he even got the idea to do this, well, lets just say paranoia got to him and that he regrets nothing.

Besides, it wasn't like you were fussy, especially since Clark made sure to give you every treat you wanted whilst you were outside (which happened rarely, of course, Clark isn't a reckless parent).

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Baby Wayne!Reader × Yan Papa! B. Wayne

It is well known inside the Wayne manor that the Young Miss Y.n Wayne has an interest with the oddest of things. Like having this peculiar obsession with a Sanrio character called Keroppi (despite having ranidaphobia), or the mini Wayne's fixation with dinosaurs- of which nobody was even aware of until she correctly babbled the type of dinosaurs (though a few syllables off nearing the end) that was being shown on the movie poster for the first Jurassic Park movie.

Though, as odd as they claim her likes and interests to be, they all found it rather endearing rather than something to ostracise her for (not that they'd ever dare to, especially when almost all of the staffs are platonic yanderes for her).

Besides being known as the weird little lady of the Wayne enterprises who carries around a Jurassic Park sticker sheet everywhere and anywhere she goes, she is also known as Gotham's little fashionable lady. Paparazzi photos of her that would be seen on tabloids would show her wearing Van Cleef & Arpels earrings and watch to school, custom Hermes Mary Jane's to the dog park with her pet fish, Robert, and so much more outfits us simpletons would never ever be able to copy.

But I headcannon that Bruce treats brands like Louis Vuitton, Channel, and especially Gucci as walmart quality rather than high tier, making it impossible to see brands like that in Y.n's closet.

Despite being provided with the best of the best things in the world, I doubt Bruce would let Y.n have the typical 21st Century childhood, yanno, tablet at seven, phone at fifteen. I bet he would give her the "I'm going out to play Tag with my friends at the playground" type of childhood.

I like to think that he thinks it's because he wants to gift her a normal-ish childhood before she grows up and enters the business industry.

But of course, Y.n would still sometimes borrow Bruce's phone. That's unavoidable. Unfortunately, it's not for the reason you think.

She borrows his phone just so she could go to the settings, change the language to Japanese (sometimes another langiage if her clumsy baby hands pressed another language), and then take numerous mirror pictures as remembrance of her successful little act of mischief, before finally handing the phone back to her father with a proud grin on her pretty little face.

Bruce will unlock his phone expecting to see the familiar Japanese writings instead of English on his screen, before opening the settings app and easily switches the language back to English while pretending to be in distress. Before opening Google Photos to make sure the pictures she took for today's prank was backed up.

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I liked the idea of the golden trio as parents so much and the fact that these cute baby photos on my pinterest newsfeed keep appearing is just making me go eidneifbdekwbsj yk 😭? so anyways, allow me to write about it more by sending me asks 😄

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Hi can I request

Yandere Batman wonder woman and super Man x baby daughter reader separate

Like how how they dress her up to tack her to the Tower

And some bad guys break In and the reader is missing cue anger mama and papa's

And how they get there daughter back and how far they go

I don't think that they would take her to the tower, afraid the others might take interest in their baby. Anyone is a threat to their sacred (alr cramped) parenthood with darling little reader.

The confines of their home is more than enough. I also like to think that the reader is biologically their kid (not altogether like a throuple or smth, but like separately). Circumstances of how she came to existence may vary, though.

But I imagine their encounter with kidnapping would be just an odd bunch of scenarios.

For example imagine Mama Diana downstairs, trying to fight the enemies, while you're upstairs, skipping around your kidnappers — Lightning McQueen bed long abandoned — mumbling some half babbles (a result of too much excitement for little you) that they couldn't at all distinguish, only understanding the rare distinguishable sentences "Tooth Fairy is here" and questiones like "Where's Jack Frost?" "Will the Easter Bunny like me?".

You had just finished watching Rise of the Guardians, and your mind is still so fueled with the plot enough to make you delusional and make you think that you'll also be visited by the Sandy and the other characters.

Of course, you soon realise they aren't the characters from the movie, especially when you saw that none of them were stout and shining, no bunny ears poking from their tuffs of hair, and definitely no frost on her window.

So, you invited them to a tea party instead. And surprisingly enough, they accepted, probabaly still suffering the aftereffects of being in your little presence. At some point, Diana had beaten all the enemies and reached your room, only to see you serving tea to the confused grown adult men who wrre supposed to be gone by now, with you in a sack or something.

Fortunately, by the time the kidnappers realised what's happening, Diana had already knocked out the kidnappers. Silently thanking that you managed to distract them by doing the usual, though peculiar things you do. Like talking to Mr. Sty the Styracosaurus, colouring your colouring book while babbling, inviting strange people to your daily tea parties :))))

Diana would dress reader in fluffy cute clothing that's very comfortable and breathable. She would also ask you for what you think is cute, but after the five dinosaur onesies, she decided her word is more than enough.

But that was with Diana Prince. With Batman and Superman, it's a few ways different.

You live in a manor that looks like it's been around since the 1800s but believe me when I tell you that this manor is like a high tech safehouse. Bruce defo knows who goes in and out of his home for the full 24/7.

Honestly, the poor kidnappers wouldn't even be able to get pass the foyer before they find themselves captured by Batman himself. Just like that. And you wouldn't even know. Because why would he let you? When you can just be a kid and play around.

Bruce would dress reader in formal designer toddler attire, I'm not kidding. From accessories to skirts, this mans would have top tier brands lining up to make you custom clothes just to get in Bruce's good graces.

Superman however, gosh, that poor himbo. I seriously think he's the only one with a toddler who actually almost went with their kidnappers.

He's that one parent with the most scheming little toddler. I imagine the little kid would allow the kidnappers to kidnap her after setting a couple of conditions for her benefit. What papa won't know won't hurt him, right?

Unfortunately, Papa did know. He was just a few meters away, with two ice creams (now crushed into smithereens) in his hands, listening to you negotiate with your supposed kidnappers.

It would be an understatement to say that Clark was mad. No, he was fuming. Absolutely enraged to the point of almost going mental from not to the thought of his precious bean being kidnapped, no, but to the thought of his precious little bunny willingly follow men around.

So, don't be surprised when you see your papa shooting lasers out of his eyes, completely enraged and crying.

"Papa, those were my friends!"

"yOU WERE GOING TO LEAVE ME FOR SOME LOSERS WHO PROMISED YOU FAST FOOD!"

Clark would dress you up in random but comfortable clothes. But the very constant feature of your clothes would be the bunny accents/decorations. Even your accessories are bunny themed.

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❝Hi! I was just looking though you posts and wanted to ask if your request are open. If you had time and mood (obviously you can ignore if you don't) could you write something for yandere Hermes x male assassin reader with a little nsfw (only if you are comfortable). Sorry for bad english❞ — ask by @elistheglitchme

pairing: yan!hermes x assassin!reader

tw: mentions of graphic behaviour, stalking, manipulation, mentions of murder, and yandere tendencies.

note: I placed my headcannons and a bit of a "prompt" because, I just think I'd be able to tell the story of how they met better this way. I hope you like it despite it being so short ≧◉ᴥ◉≦

!!Read at your own discretion~!!

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Hm, so far, the only reason why Hermes would be intersted in an assassin, would be due to the reason that he almost killed Hermes's favourite blessed soul or someone he's looking after. Of course, thus bringing us to the first meeting.

Your first meeting with the greek god isn't romantic... at all.

You, covered in grime and blood, whilst struggling like a captured hare trying so hard to escape, and Hermes standing before you, nose flared out, angry out of his mind at the thought of some meddling mortal, you, just tried to kill his most prized possesion, a.k.a. the wheezing buffoon begging and holding onto your ankles for dear life.

You are tired, honestly annoyed at the god in front of you, cursing incoherently, and undeniably uncomfortable. (Mostly due to the intense glare Hermes sending is your way, the other reason is due to the quickly drying blood.) You just want to get this over with, but you can't even move due to the jerkwad of a blondie restraining your movements with invisible chains or something alike.

Grunting, you heaved out a sigh before looking up to the blondie. "Look princess, whatever your name is, you better release me right now before I try to kill you next."

The man struggling to keep himself alive looked up at you with wide eyes, as if he wanted to scream at you a; "You fool!"

But of course, you ignored the bald-headed bastard who is unfortunate enough to be targeted by your employer, a powerful figure in the inner circles of the Emperor, you assume, and scoffed once the blonde god rose an eyebrow, amusement flashing by so quick, you doubted you even saw it.

"I see that the younger generations are the getting bolder and bolder the more we approach modern era," he crossed his arms as he walked towards a chair, dragged it towards the spot he was originally standing, and sat on it. "You wish to kill me, without knowing who I am, or what I am capable of doing... I'm quite conflicted."

"Look here, blondie. I'm not here to chitchat. Let me get my job done, and I'll be on my merry way back to get my payment."

Hermes tilts his head, feigning worry, as a smile contradicting his eyes began to draw out on his lips. "Ah, but I don't really care of you nor your plans, of course, your mission to kill Aeneas being the only exception."

You huff, not really wanting to seem like you care, but this troubling blondie is causing you trouble, so why not just go along with it and gather information? "Huh. You're so persistent with meddling, what is he? Your father or something? I thought Aeneas was supposed to be, infertile, or something?"

Hermes stared at you as if you were an idiot before laughing out loud. "I can't believe you actually don't know who I am. Here I was, thinking you were just overly confident and a fool!"

"Hey man, lay it off with the insults alright? Anyways, if you're no relative of him, then who in the world are you?"

Hermes's grin widened, the golden speck in his dandelion-like orbs twinkling splendidly as he stared at you. "Let's just say, from here on out, I'll be watching you."

With that, he turned into smoke, making you and your victim wheeze and cough. You muttering, "Son of a bitch..."

Yeah... not really the most romantic first meeting.

Though, after he left, the restraints loosened around you and you stared down at Aeneas, before sighing, your eyes now filled with pity for the wheezing man then kneeling. "Hey old man, pay me higher than your enemy and I'll protect you from harm."

It was the start of your new other job, a bodyguard.

This was a development Hermes didn't expect at all, and unfortunately for you, this decision unknowingly ignited a fire that would end up being your downfall.

His curiosity is mostly directed towards why and how you came to the decision of being an assassin. Was it simple bloodthirst? Perhaps, you have something as dramatic as a soap opera as your reason?

Imagine his disappointment when he overheard you and Aeneas talking, and find out you were only doing it for the money.

Pity and curiosity blending into one, and you got interest! From there, stalking starts, then befriending, then manipulation. Hermes won't stop until he's got you wrapped around his finger, delusional and begging to be his.

He wouldn't even allow the other gods to see you, especially that man-child he calls his father, Zeus. Afterall, he doesn't deserve to see such beauty like you, no?

His twisted, delusional mind invites in paranoia, which is so bad for you. He thinks you'll leave him and whatnot, betray him at worst. And your reaction here will have huge consenquences.

If you decided to stay with him, and realise the emotional trauma behind those sharp, enchanting brown eyes, then he'd settle down, but of course his paranoia of someone taking you away won't ever disappear and will only worsen once you finish reassuring him.

Rest assured, you'll be living a wonderful life in luxury and peace. Hermes might even bestow you the honourable position of being his husband!

But, if you choose to worsen his paranoia by attempting to leave while he's at his vulnerable state, quickly turn around and hide. But, the inevitable is the inevitable and you'll be found anyways.

If you choose to beg for his forgiveness and mercy, sorry to break it to you sweetheart, but that wouldn't work.

Breaking a god's trust has worser consenquences, and honestly, you're better off staying silent and take the humiliating acts he'd do to you silently.

Trying to draw a line by acting indifferent would also do you no good as it would worsen his paranoia of you hating him so much that you'll attempt an escape mission once again.

BUT! Hermes as a lover isn't that bad! The love and attention and the money you'd have special permission to touch—! You could ask for more and Hermes wouldn't hesitate to give it to you on a golden platter.

For strong characters, especially like the assassin reader, he would willingly become your lapdog, well, as long as it's done in private.

I headcannon him as a secret sub who'd do anyting for his lover as long as they're just as devoted as he is to them.

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Hi! I was just looking though you posts and wanted to ask if your request are open. If you had time and mood (obviously you can ignore if you don't) could you write something for yandere Hermes x male assassin reader with a little nsfw (only if you are comfortable). Sorry for bad english

Hello! Sorry this answer is late, I rarely check my inbox :/ but to answer your question, yes my requests are always open!

I'll try to write your request on the upcoming weekend, but I can't write nsfw content (sorry :<) Also, your english is fine! Feel free to send more asks if you have any more!

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Omg I’d love to read your interpretations as to what kind of person the Greeks gods and goddesses would be in our modern world and society! (As gods still but you know like…. With the internet and planes and everything)

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I liked this idea a lot and I'm super duper excited to share you my ideas and thoughts! It was so so much fun writing this ^ ^

Disclaimers: I'm bad with coming up titles on the spot. Forgive me.

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I think they'd stay the same though. We still need them and their powers even in our modern society. But I think they'd take up new titles! (We're gonna do this alphabetically because Zeus is always the first. I get that he's the almight powery big Z and all but not today ^ ^ )

So first off, we have Aphrodite.

I know for a FACT that she'd take the title of being the Goddess of Dating Apps or something similar to it. It's famous, it's involved with "finding love" or just the plain ol' hook ups, and people are (ig) into it. Definitely something Aphrodite would want to have control over.

Goddess of Beauty Gurus. Since beauty is one of the things she's been reigning over for many many years, the beauty community is definitely her domain.

Apollo.

God of Pop sounds about right to me. Cause ya know. Music.

If we're taking the whole of modern era (meaning starting from post-World War II to present day), then he'd also be God of the Emos (?) Poetry is an early 1999-2000s emo's best friend. I have a feeling if Americans worshipped the Greek Gods instead of the Catholic church and such, Edgar Allan Poe and other Poets would be on Apollo's temple every day and night.

Ares

God of Scandals. I said it and I can and will say it again. He's a problematic arse bitch whether you like it or not.

Artemis

Honestly, I can't think of anything apart from Goddess of Animal Documentaries. Why is that? I don't know.

Goddess of Vegans. I'm only kidding because that would be so awkward and ironic

Athena

She'd so be the Goddess of Theory Channels. YouTubers like MatPat, Wifies and such, would be few of her many followers.

Goddess of 3D Printers. I don't know why. Maybe it's partially handicrafts? Maybe not... because it's mostly machine and brains? Idk.

Demeter

For some weird reason, she's the Goddess of Veganism. Even though I know for sure that she's no vegan. That woman munches on meat like a viking.

Dionysus

God of Wine Moms. Period.

I would've added the title of God of Drugs because he's literally that. He's a literal addict in the historical times.

Hades

He'd be the same bitch as he was in the past. Except he'd have more insta followers than Zeus.

Hephaestus

I think he'd also be the same? I don't think the modern era would have any effect or would change both Hades and Hephaestus because we still believe in the Underworld and Hephaestus is just literally a personal workman for the Gods up in Olympus.

Hera

She'd add Goddess of Divorce to her bio. Especially when the divorce rates are thriving so much during the pandemic.

Hermes

God of Online Shopping. I can just imagine him delivering parcels like that. And it also makes sense because he was the literal service back in the historical era.

God of Messaging Apps.

Hestia

My girl Hestia here would be the same as Hades and Hephaestus.

Persephone

Goddess of Hay Fever.

Poseidon

I guess he'd be worshipped by the surfers and lifeguards and swimmers alike, but I don't think he'd get a title from just that?

And last, but definitely the least, Zeus.

No influence at all. Unlike his brothers Poseidon and Hades. Because they at least have people believing in them at some point. Poseidon has the water loving people, and Hades has the people who believe in afterlife, underworld etc etc.

Zeus would literally be a little God at this point, but I think he'd still be the King of Gods.

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Do you have any Yandere Hermes headcanons?

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Also, please feel free to give me more asks, I unexpectedly like doing these... As twisted as it sounds...

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Warnings: Short mention of c@nnib@lism, r@pe, m@nipul@tion, mentions of abooos, inappropriate speech and behaviour.

!!Read at your own discretion!!

Well, my headcanons for yandere Hermes is a bit, how do people say it, deviant? Or warped? But don't worry, it's only a bit.

I see Hermes as a yandere who'd do anything... just to steal from you, whether it be a dress, jewelry or food. Because apparently, and with his own words I quote, “... a few freshly cleaned togas from your dressers are more valuable than his worshipper's prayers and abundant offerings.”

A huuuuuge creep.

I'd say Hermes is a different yandere to Dionysus. Dionysus is calm and collected (I like to say that it's due to his personality and age), while our bitch Hermes radiates full on blinding beams of youth.

He has lots of energy to waste, which isn't really an advantage for you, especially when all you wanna do is run away from him~

Like Dionysus, he'd eventually turn to manipulation and msybe sprinkle a bit of guilt tripping for some spice.

Sneaking around him isn't even a choice anymore, that man can hear you from a mile away and would be by your side in a flash while taunting you and asking (in a very humiliating mocking way) what your next step is.

Of course, he'd only do ↑↑↑ this if you were trying to run away from him, and if not, he would just play along and pretend that he doesn't see you sneaking into the kitchen, acting like a thief, as you rummage through the cupboards for the delicious sweets he brought over yesterday.

If you found out about his... other side, and tried to run away from him. The least most painful he can do to you is humiliating you. Yep. Out of all the things in the world... Humiliation is the way to go with that blondie.

He'd try his best to get those rare opportunities to humiliate you and crush your confidence, before building you up with clumsy hands and double meaning words.

He loves showing you off. That's it. Period.

Has complete disregard to your heart. Him before you is what he likes to say.

Oh what's that? You're sick and you'd get worse if you keep moving about? Oh, don't worry! He'll just call Apollo over and make him heal you, only after dancing though. He wants to dance right now and he's going to do that with you whether you like it or not.

A big, ass, motherfucking hypocrite. I don't even want to get into the details, you'll just be left annoyed.

Will punch air if you're seen spending time with other people, whether said 'other people' is family or friend.

Why are you spending time with those greedy, disgusting vermins? Is he not important enough? Should he just take you away and isolate you from the whole world until you realise that the only person you'd ever need to talk to... Is him?

But don't worry, being his darling doesn't only have cons, there are some pretty good pros too!

He would never ever let you do chores ever, especially for him. His angel only needs to relax and look pretty for him, while he does everything for you. And it's times like these when you'd pray to thank his parents for making him a hypocrite.

You'd be showered from head to toe with the world's luxury... If you're a good darling. If you were the resistant and feisty type, I'm so sorry but this mans loves being in charge. He'd lose interest in you as soon as he sees you acting so stubborn against him.

I get the feeling that he gets this sense of thrill from having a sub darling.

Punishments with this big boyo is definitely not fun. But don't worry, he'd never rape you. He'd rather die than to lay a hand on you. Why? Well, you're special. You're not just something that keeps him up all night. You make his heart beat in a different way.

But don't be too relieved yet, he will still hurt you, just in a ~different~ way.

*domestic violence has joined the chat*

Like I said, he's a big, big, hypocrite.

He will confuse you to no end! One day he'd say he loves you so much, he's give the world to you. Then the next day, he'd embarrass you in public just because you forgot to serve him wine that evening. You'd never know when he'd strike you or kiss you. You'd be at luck's mercy, and unfortunately for you, he's the God of Luck so...

If you ever live through the abuse and finally managed to learn how to avoid triggering his aggressive side, don't relax yet because that man is so unpredictable, the next day, you might be eating your first born because of a minor mistake you did last night.

Giver of Trauma is his middle name~

Side note: If you ever try to cheat on him. Don't. Of you do, then all I can say is don't worry, he won't kill you, no. That would be way too easy for both you and your partner. Instead, he will traumatise you so bad by slowly torturing and killing your lover in front of you, I like to think that it would be so bad, you'd never consummate with anyone at all apart from Hermes, fearing he'd do it again.

And as disgusting as this sounds. Even after all of the emotional, physical and mental torture he put you through, he will definitely act as if nothing even happened while also discreetly reminding you of it by wearing a warm smile while saying the three most dreadful words ever to exist.

Because at the end of the day, whether you like it or not, he is your lover and you are his. Isn't that right?

"I love you, [name]."

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How do you think Dionysos would treat his s/o?

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Honestly, Dionysus in a relationship by itself seems weird to me even though I know that he's been in tons of relationships before. But the idea is kind of exciting.

I see him as this relaxed partner who'd easily get confused by things he's not used to, and this would split into two situations, whether it's in ancient Greece or modern.

In ancient Greece, I think he'd be very relaxed, he'd especially love it if his s/o worships him (maybe because their family owns a winery or something) daily, would get upset if they didn't send him fruits and offerings within the usual time they go to his temple. He'd be very dominant over his s/o, and I like to think that he'd actually put the effort in breaking them down into little bits and then rebuild them into his type.

In modern times, I think he'd become a bit insecure (though he'd never admit that), very cautious towards his s/o because the unknown kind of scares him. They act differently, they now know more than the people of the past, especially when it comes to beliefs. Gods authority over the mortals are weakening overtime the more they progress with logic and science. So he'd be a bit afraid and would try to look for any weak spots left in the modern people.

I think he'd find psychology and would just learn everything just so that he can use his s/o's mind against them. I see him eventually turning to manipulation whenever he doesn't get what he wants. (especially if they don't want to be involved with him in any way possible).

He'd see their tantrums as cute attempts to catch his attention.

I also see him gaslighting his s/o a looot so... Sucks for his s/o ig :/

I have a lot in store for Dionysus (he's my favourite god of all of them. I mean c'mon, the mans made my favourite drink of all time, how can I not?), LOTS and LOTS of interaction between him and his s/o, some between him and a toddler who wandered too far into the forest.

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