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i fr dont have the gooner energy to write good porn because the second i get to the bit i find hot i stop writing. have i not implied the conclusion enough for u to imagine the rest??

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Hate when I start writing gay F1 porn and then I look at the page and its a depressing reflection of my life. Any way to stop this?

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watching toto wallow in misery in the evil peaky blinders mercedes newsboy cap is actually so good. they should make him wear the hat every time he’s having a bad day

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My favourite Oscar is Happy Oscar :) my second favourite Oscar is burning with barely concealed rage, ready to kill Oscar. My third favourite Oscar is Wet.

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in a way kimi is george’s labubu

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I dont understand how people think “but they killed people!” Is everrrr going to convince me to hate a fictional character. I actually like them more because they killed people. In fact, its the main thing I like about them. I would cheer with pom-poms at the mere implication of them killing again.

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I did not have "Murderbot blurts random Swedish words while malfunctioning, thus confirming that The Company *is* actually Space IKEA" on my TV show bingo card, but I'm living for it.

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alexander skarsgård on murderbot (via newsweek)

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Murderbot is such a neurodivergent power fantasy. It can

- store unlimited media and watch it privately

- turn down sensory organs that are bothering it

- look at stuff without its eyes

- cross reference its data storage when it doesn't know what to say

- program "human-like behavior"

- super duper kill the shit out of anyone that fucks with it

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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just a man who looks like a wax figure of himself 💕💕

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f1 F1 on top of the world! 🗽Taking over New York for F1TheMovie premiere ❤️

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another risograph test ft. bee and puppycat(s)

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me: idk about the murderbot show you guys… I’ve got some worries…

ratthi:

me: okay I will make an exception he looks very polite

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Pool # 27 -  Ann Goldberg , 2016.

Canadian , b. 1970s

Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.

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"a podium? i only want to win what the fuck are you talking about. but i'm very realistic and this shitty tincan of a car can't turn an inch in slow corners and that's all monaco fucking is. slow corners. so yeah i'm expecting to want to kill myself"

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more now.....

Seeking Out Sunshine

The Mind Is Its Own Place

and 1 secret lestappen fic... shhhhh.............

Breathe (In The Air)

I write F1 fanfic about landoscar yearning

you should read it. Or don't.

Electra Heart

Blood Sucker, Fame Fucker

All Bark and No Bite