So we (some band peeps) were playing Mafia before our Christmas parade and I was the medic so I chose to save myself (obviously) and turns out that was the right way to go because the first thing our narrator guy started with was "so Bri was watching lots of anime..."
"Accurate" (me)
"And she watched so much that she began to think she was an anime character herself."
"Also accurate" (also me)
"She was watching Little Witch Academia and decided to find a big stick to fly on. sadly, the Mafia decided to kill her. They put a bag over her head and dragged her into their black van and stole all her money..."
this is like objectively one of THE best posts ever written on this site and god i wish i could reblog it but i think me and op and have been in a mutual block for three years or so
So I may be a bit infamous on my political Pinterest account... and one of the anti-choicers I frequently argue with has demanded proof of where Iâve proved her wrong (apparently she doesnât have very good memory, long- Or short-term). So, Iâve compiled screenshots of some of the times I have, so I can link this and she might feel a little bad about how naughty sheâs been. Here goes:
That one up there sheâs continuously tried claiming is false, but the facts donât lie
(referring to those âgenuine videosâ anti-choicers took that âprovedâ Planned Parenthood was selling fetus parts)
Funny, because sheâs also still using that to try to prove her point
That was in a thread about anti-choice violence against abortion clinics, abortionists, and women whoâve had abortions
Again, she still refuses to see the facts in this part
Yeah, she needs to get a strong pair of glasses, especially after using the same link in multiple different threads
So, just a short pile of steaming proof for her to behold
Everywhere looks the same. The country roads get worse the longer you drive. You can hear nothing but the crunch of gravel. Each farm you pass has the same quilt square on the barn. You know exactly where you are and how to get home, but canât explain how.
Youâve been stuck behind a tractor on the highway and have gone 2 miles in 20 minutes. Youâre not even sure youâre moving anymore. The cars behind you are restless, a truck passes 5 cars at once and disappears over the horizon, you wish him the best of luck. Â
You and a friend are bored beyond belief. Somehow you end up walking around Walmart for the third time today. The greeter was in your high school class, he looks so dead inside you almost didnât recognize him. You avoid eye contact when you walk past. You go straight to the toy section.
A boy walks past you dressed all in camouflage. Hunting season ended weeks ago, you wonder where he could be going. He turns around and smiles. He only has 4 teeth. Â
Itâs two in the morning and youâre starving. The only place open is McDonaldâs. No one answers when you pull up to the drive thru. The static goes on for a few minutes before the menu goes dark. You drive away even though youâre still hungry.
A friend from college asks you where you live despite you saying she wouldnât have heard of it. She ask if itâs close to Chicago. You say yes even though you live over two hours away. Itâs been a long day and youâre tired. It doesnât matter anymore, Chicago is everywhere.
You remember when the corn only came up to your knee. It towers over your head and makes it so you canât seen more than five feet in front of you. Itâs all anyone ever talks about, how the corn is doing. Youâre scared for its wellbeing.
A girl in a truck offers you some sweetcorn. Even though youâve eaten it every day for the last week, you buy ten more. Driving home, you come across another girl in another truck. You try to buy sweetcorn from her, but your car is already full.
Un-fucking-friendly reminder to not spray fucking perfume and AXE shit at school, especially not in the fucking hallways (!!!) and on the fucking bus (!!!) Like we literally had to pull the bus over because people wouldn't fucking open their windows or bother to tell someone to stop fucking spraying a shit ton of axe
IDK how she knew tho cuz I'm kinda the only one of my friends who's into Clare's stuff so I don't really talk about it a lot but daaaamn I musta talked about it more than I thought
(and yea ik Will's curse wasn't real but I wanted to keep the suspense and it would be really weird to explain without spoiling a ton)
In apush we were talking about the Salem witch trails and my teacher said that I would most definitely be tried for being one and I think thatâs one of the best complements Iâve ever received.