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izzybmore:

All of my siblings would be useless in their own ways, unfortunately.  My brother is just as messy as I am, if not worse.  My oldest sister has her own kids to clean up after, she’d never help.  My other sister could probably do it, but then she’d just put a stink about me helping her, and who wants that?  Though, this does give me a good idea about a new app, wanna invent it with me?  It’s like a cross between air bnb and a cleaning service.

So like, people travel around to clean your house? But hell yeah, I’ll help. People are making million dollar apps these days. I’ll give it a shot.

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Text:Sebby

Charlie: I totally get it. Well I'm down for either or as long as we get to hang out. It's been too long!

Seb: Let's go skydiving.

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ari0estrada:

Do you ever get the most insane requests? Because I was just asked to commission a painting of giraffes but they’re actually giant dicks.

I can’t say anyone has ever asked me to draw a couple of dicks before, but dude, that’s the best request ever! Please tell me you painted it.

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jared-smokes:

Balls of steel would be hard to carry around and fucking useless, man, but yeah, I’m down for any party involving good Mary Jane.

Hey, they protect the goods. Kinda. Anyway, it’s a shame that Spring break is over. Now I have to wait until it’s summer time again to throw a real rager.

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Text:Sebby

Charlie: YES! Let's do this. Are we inviting other people or is this just a two person hang out party? important questions.

Seb: I was thinking about inviting other people, but a one on one hangout works too. As long as there’s alcohol. It loosens the tongue, you know?

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izzybmore:

Okay, genuine question here- can someone please explain how this ‘spring cleaning’ thing works?  Is it a genuine urge to clean?  Or do people just do it because it’s expected of them.  Where can I get my own urge to spring clean?

Here’s what you do. Get your sibling, or find someone else’s sibling, and force them to live with you for a few days. They’ll get so tired of your shit that they’ll clean the place themselves. Done.

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jacksliam:

Where does Duolingo come up with the sentences they give people? Are there actual people who study languages involved? Because I like the sentiment, but I’m not sure when I’m ever going to need to know how to say “my bear drinks beer” in any language. 

Depends on the language. It could be slang for something, or just a really funny pun. But, this is why it’s definitely better to just throw yourself into a group of people who already know the language and just try to figure it out from there.

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chloecavaness:

There is when every surface in your kitchen is covered in baked goods. I was planning to give them away to anyone who asked, but as far as making a case for yourself goes, I wouldn’t expect you to know how to bake for yourself.  

What kinds of baked goods are they though? You might be able to store them somehow. Like, in the freezer maybe?

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Text:Sebby

Charlie: Psst. Let's do something tonight.

Seb: Hell yes. Party at my place!

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jared-smokes:

I smoked Cannadential for the first time this morning. Would not recommend for focus.

You’re posting about smoking weed on a government run website? Damn, you must have balls of steel. I think I like you already. You’re definitely invited to my next party.

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chloecavaness:

How much baking is too much? I’ve been binge-watching the Great British Bake Off all day and trying to copy the things they’re making, and now my house is full of sweets. If anyone wants to take any of these off of my hands, you’d be doing me a huge favor. 

There’s no such thing as too much baking. Especially if you’re giving them away to people. I would be more than willing to help you out there. Does it help my case if I tell you I’ve never baked a thing in my life and I don’t know how?

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trixie-windsor:

As much as I love Lady, I don’t think that she’s that smart. 

Or maybe, she’s just playing dumb so you don’t find out that she can actually speak English. And also sniff out zombies.

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rajneeshpersad:

It was weird, man. One of the brides was fully covered, Amish family asked for it, and do you remember Heather from back in the day? It was her wedding and I have never seen a wedding dress that short in a long time. Heather’s wife was pretty pure, sheltered life and all that. They start with the typical champagne at the reception, then Heather gets her wife to do some shots. Amy, Heather’s wife, starts table dancing, her parents freaked. Heather hops up there and start getting a little handsy almost to the point of being R rated, making out in front of literally everyone at this hotel we are at. I’m off to the side cracking up with the catering staff taking shots with them. They finally get them off the table and when it’s time for them to go they won’t pull apart long enough to leave for their honeymoon. They literally had to be pulled apart and shoved out the door. That’s not to mention when Heather’s ex crashed and started picking fights with her brothers. Dude, you should have been there. Reminded me of Brooklyn back in the day.

Oh. My. God. That sounds like the best wedding ever! Drama, romantic, maybe a bit of mystery too, it had it all! I can’t believe she ended up with some ultra conservative chick though. She must secretly have a wild side too, and not just when she’s drinking lol. Are most of your jobs like this? If so, I want in. I could totally be a great DJ.

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TEXT: MY LOBSTER

Marcus: This is why we're besties.

Marcus: See, it was fun, right? Have you met Darius yet? I got a letter for me, we're getting married in April.

Seb: Um, excuse me?? Why am I just now hearing about this???

Seb: I have met him before though. Cool dude, but kinda obsessed with food. Does this mean you're going to turn into a house husband? lol

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TEXT: MY LOBSTER

Marcus: Babycakes, are you going to this pool party thing today? I've got a side bikini trunk thing and Mason thinks it's too revealing. I'll look hot, right? ;)

Seb: Uh, you look hot in everything. Next question.

Seb: Wait. You did ask me two question, didn't you? lol. Sure, I'll go. Unless it's just full of married couples. Then nah.

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alex-temple:

Have you ever been online shopping and then just look at your clock and realize that you’ve been at it for four hours and you probably bought way too many things? Because that’s pretty much how my day’s gone today. 

Well? What’d you buy?

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trixie-windsor:

So all day yesterday when all of the weather was insane Lady wanted to actually go outside for a walk. Today the weather’s more normal and she’s acting like my telling her we’re going for a walk is the end of ther world.  I really don’t understand my dog sometimes. 

It’s simple. She knows something we don’t. Do you think the zombie apocalypse is finally upon us?