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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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the man the myth the legend

(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)

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LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.

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Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

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Cass, pointing at Jason: we're twins

Tim:

Jason: *6'3" 200 lbs of Latino rage and muscle*

Cass: *5'1" 120 lbs of Chinese murder and love*

Tim:

Tim: you're just not

Cass, patting his shoulder: it's okay. easy mistake. we're fraternal twins

Jason, holding up a gun: yep. twins.

Tim: ... good for you

Cass: :D

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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

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oracle, ban this guy

(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)

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When Mari comes to earth to be with her dad, does she also have half siblings if babs and dick are together

Short answer is No, she doesn’t.

Longer answer: Dick and Babs were on and off before she got there, but not serious. They became permanently off while he got used to be a dad. Mar’i could tell they both had feelings for each other, never felt negatively about it, but Dick just told her not to worry about it.

She knows they’re adults and can make their own choices. Once’s she’s married and has her kids, she does encourage her dad to date! She’s done that since she was a teenager, but she made him listen this time. She points out how he and babs have never stopped caring about each other.

I’m not quoting from the comics, but I don’t think Babs would want kids. She loves Mar’i like her own, along with all the other little ones that pop up, she just doesn’t want any of her own.

That being said, in my YJL verse, Dick and Babs do have a son together, Luca John Gordon-Grayson. He’s exactly what you’d imagine their kid being like, him and Mar’i adore each other!

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So feel free to tell me if this is stupid, but how funny would it be if Mar’i had like an open secret identity.

Like it would be pretty hard to hide the fact Bruce Wayne’s granddaughter, a known half alien, is thrown through buildings and gets up with barely a scratch.

The Bats use this to their advantage and have her redirect any attempts to figure out their identities, which works great!!….when she’s little and cute as a button.

As she grows up, she still misdirects the media, but will take the opportunity to mess with her family 😂

“‘Is Bruce Wayne Batman?’ My grandfather barely has time to drink coffee, let alone get into vigilantism. Besides, between you and me, I don’t think his old bones could take it.”

“My dad? Nightwing? The closest thing to a fight he’s seen in years is who gets the last brownie with my uncles. And Auntie Cassie always wins.”

“Please, our darling Alfred Pennyworth, who was like a great-grandfather to me, was more likely to be Batman.”

“Uncle Tim? A Vigilante? I’ve watched the man put Redbull in espresso. Im pretty sure that’s because he had my little cousin at home, not because of patrol.”

“Of course, my Uncle Damian isn’t Robin! Just because they both look like they have sticks up their asses, doesn’t mean they’re the same person.”

She is known to accept bribes 😂

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Everything you need to know about the Bats: a babysitter's guide from the pencil of Dick Grayson

Yeah, my family is a mess. I know. Please do your best to keep them alive, regardless.

Please keep all hands, feet, and other objects to yourself.

I wouldn't necessarily recommend giving Damian any more pets. That being said, it's a surefire way to coerce him into going to bed when he isn't supposed to be patrolling.

Tim is allergic to dogwood trees and walnuts. His EpiPen is in the linen closet right by the kitchen door. For the walnuts. Not the dogwood trees. He will not go into anaphylaxis because of hay fever.

Ignore the dragon-bat. Plausible deniability. He's not exactly the best houseguest. You don't wanna be responsible for that.

Don't mention the fact that Duke doesn't seem to age. Ever.

Never get Tim started on the JFK assassination. Not if you have anywhere to be.

Steph should never be out of contact for more than three days, unless she says otherwise. She doesn't technically live at the manor, but if you haven't seen her there in three days, look for her.

If Damian ever props his chopsticks up in his bowl, rather than on top of it, run. Traditionally, that's a means he's wishing death on the host. He won't kill you, but the fact that he is miffed enough to be announcing it is very bad news.

Don't mistake Babs' chair for a handicap in anything more than literal terms. She can and will still beat your ass.

On the topic of Babs' wheelchair, she doesn't need your help to get around. If she did, she'd ask for it, but probably not from you. If she does ask for help from you, and you are not the only option, consider yourself chosen. Barbara Gordon trusts you. That's a feat in and of itself.

If someone who you don't actually recognize shows up in the cave and claims he is Tim and Batman, do not trust him. There's a good chance he is actually Tim, but he's also probably a little evil. Maybe a lot evil, depending on the version.

Don't let Duke get too lonely. He doesn't tend to ask for companionship, but he needs it.

Same with Damian. Duke and Damian are actually very similar in ways I hope you never recognize.

Don't threaten Jason. Or Tim, for very different reasons. Even as a joke.

Don't walk in on Bruce's gossip/tea parties. Don't ask why there are criminals at said gossip/tea parties.

If you see any of those same criminals anywhere else in the manor, or the Cave, or any building with "Wayne" on the papers, leave them alone. Their presence there is just an affectation. Unless you want to be the subject of a nasty 10 minutes at aforementioned gossip/tea parties.

Never ask Harper where she is going. Or why she is home. Don't ask Harper anything in general.

Titus is not allowed in the library. Alfred (the Cat) is. Don't get that confused, they are incredibly vengeful animals.

Please keep everyone fed. Especially Tim and Cass. They eat the least.

Batcow is not allowed in the manor.

Always assume Cass is watching you.

If not her, then Duke. He can always see you. Whether or not he perceives you is impossible for you to know.

Always thank Alfred for meals. You don't want to be on his bad side.

The rest of the family:

Jason | Damian | Tim | Babs | Cass | Bruce | Duke | Steph

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SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE BRUCE A MEDAL FOR PUTTING UP WITH THIS HORRIBLE DEMON CHILD HE'S THE WORST, HE'S DOING IT BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND HIS LOVE LANGUAGE IS ANNOYING YOU INTO HAVING FUN AND YOU KNOW THAT.

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New headcanon: the batsiblings name Bruce's stuff, not him. One day Dick looked at Batman's car and said "this is a batmobile" and Bruce was like "you are absolutely correct. this is indeed a batmobile."

Before Jason, batarangs didn't even have a name. They were just random weapons. Jason names them batarangs and ever since Batman also calls them batarangs.

Babs named his computer batcomputer and ever since it's the batcomputer. It's the official name. Don't you dare question it.

In a similar way, rest of the batfam just randomly name the bats and he just goes with it. Steph calls one specific bat Bruce Jr and now it's official name is Bruce Jr. He always recognizes it and uses the correct names

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If Ally Beardsley didin’t go so hard into talking to the vulture during the fight with Principal Grix (purely for the sheer, unhinged sake of the bit), then Kristen never has the eye of the Vulture King, which means she never sees Kipperlily poised to murder Gavin Pundle, sees her actually murder Buddy Dawn, and then get whisked away by (presumably) Oisin. Without that eye it’s just a phantom crossbow bolt that sees Kristen get expelled and the rest of the party moved to pass-fail.

Ya’ll the level of traceable chains of cause and effect in this season alone is insane.

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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the wenis dance :D

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fabian asks gorgug if he wants help with the purple worm and gorgug confidently answers he thinks he can take it this turn so fabian switches to the pentacorn.... they're so good at communicating now and their confidence and teamwork and collaboration have come so far since freshman year... bill seacaster would be so proud of them.....