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my villain origin story is that when I was growing up my brother was in boy scouts and I really, and I mean REALLY, wanted to join. Seriously. I would daydream just about everyday growing up about becoming a boy, be it through magic, some sci-fi machine, or swapping bodies with my brother, and joining boy scouts. Now as some of you may know, in 2017 the boy scouts announced that they would be accepting in girls as well. Best news of my life. Even my brother was excited for me because he knew how much I wanted to join boy scouts.

And then it happened.

My dad pulled my brother out of boy scouts.

All because he thought boy scouts was getting too woke.

And my dreams.

Were crushed.

And that Perry the Platypus is why I've invented THE GIRLINATOR TO TRANS THE GENDERS OF EVERY BOY SCOUT IN THE TRI-STATE AREA-

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Shittily cropped Croaker and Strange Icons for you and your mortal enemy. 🗣

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perhaps mira x gn reader hurt/comfort where mira gets injured during a battle and the reader helps patch them up?? 😼

ft. mira, rumi, zoey (separate) x gn! reader — kpop demon hunters

╰₊✧ patching them up after a battle┊0.8k words

contains: blood & injuries, rumi has demon powers

➤ author's note: it’s a little short so i did all the girls^^

━━━ .°˖✧ mira!! ˚₊ ⊹

╰₊✧ your proud and hot-headed girlfriend has always had difficulty admitting her weak areas or that she’s hurt, both physically and emotionally. she has a tendency to hide her injuries for as long as she possibly can before eventually giving up because the pain becomes more than she can handle, usually after the other girls have left the two of you to have some alone time and her walls collapse after slowly crumbling for the past hour. 

“come on, mira, let me help you clean up your wound.”

“what wound? i’m perfectly fine—” her sentence was cut off by a hissing sound coming from her mouth as a sudden stabbing shot up her leg, her eyes looking down at the gash in her ankle that was gushing red with every step. her nose scrunched up in discontent before letting out a sigh and relenting to your demand. 

if it was anyone else, you probably would have teased and said something like “i told you so,” but you wouldn’t dare when it comes to mira, only motioning her to sit down on a nearby chair and kneeling down to properly patch her up. you didn’t want to sound like you were gloating. 

“it’s fine,” she started, “it doesn’t even hurt that much.”

╰₊✧ she tries her best to stay stone-faced as you disinfect her wound, not flinching or whining, but she can’t help but furrow her brows and grimace, maybe allow a single tear to stream down her face as she fights through the pain. be sure not to baby her after it, don’t kiss her and say anything like “see? that wasn’t so bad” with a patterned bandage on top, she prefers to wrap it up quickly and act like it never happened, but she will kiss you as thanks for taking care of her.

━━━ .°˖✧ rumi!! ˚₊ ⊹

╰₊✧ similar to mira, rumi will try her best to hide her injuries from you, but it’s for very different reasons. due to being half-demon, she heals faster than the average human, and doesn’t quite feel the pain as intensely as she should. she just chalks it up to having a higher than average pain tolerance, it’s why she isn’t bothered by things like paper cuts or scraped knees, but she can’t always hide it from one as observant as you.

“are you okay? that looks like it would really hurt,” you asked.

“what are you talking about?” her eyes followed yours, trailing down her torso to find blood soaking through her white tee. “oh, um…” she sheepishly chuckled, “i guess i haven’t noticed yet since the adrenaline still hasn’t worn off…”

“do you need me to help?”

“no! no, you don’t need to. i can handle it myself— you should get some rest!” that was all she said before darting back to her room, slamming the door behind you and leaving you confused. 

╰₊✧ as she sits on the edge of her bed, wrapping gauze around the wound, she can’t help the guilt striking through her heart that hurts even more than the damage does. she hates hiding away this part of her, this part of her that was so confusing yet important to understand, but she doesn’t know if you would understand. she dreads the looks the girls would give her, especially the look you would give her if you found out. all she can do is continue to hide away this secret and hope that she’ll eventually find a solution. 

━━━ .°˖✧ zoey!! ˚₊ ⊹

╰₊✧ once the battle is over, her knees immediately buckle to the ground, and she shouts out in pain in a cartoonish fashion. she’s been injured by these demons plenty of times before, it’s expected and comes with the job, but it doesn’t mean it hurts any less. it likely came from a place of carelessness, throwing her daggers at her enemies with so much focus on her attacks that she forgot to watch her defense. 

“ooohhh my gooodddd!” she cries out, clutching her wrist in agony, “that stupid demon— does it look broken to you?” she turned her head to show you her injury, tilting her head in concern for you to examine it. 

“well, it doesn’t look broken, but it might be sprained…”

“oh no! how am i going to do the choreography for our next dance practice?!”

“don’t worry about it! let’s just put some ice on it for now, and i’ll go look for the first aid kit, okay?

“okay…”

╰₊✧ while the swelling and redness go down with the cold compress, she can’t help but rethink her behavior, mulling over how ‘overdramatic’ she was being over a sprained wrist. she doesn’t want you to think she’s too much over minor things or dread how she would act if something bigger had happened, so remember to assure her that you don’t think she’s too much and that you think it’s one of her biggest charm points, it will mean a lot to her.

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*Slams down picture of rumi*

I WANT LONG ANGSTY WLW RUMI X READER FANFICTION ON MY DESK ASAP AND IF I DONT GET IT THEN ILL MAKE IT MYSELF AND ILL PUT IN ENOUGH ANGST TO MAKE EVEN GWI MA HIMSELF CRY! NOW GET OUT THERE AND GET TO TYPING SOLDIER!

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Heels, Nails, Blade, Mascara💅 🎶

Hi so this movie is so good and the soundtrack has been on repeat ALL day so, take Monkie Kid Style Rumi!

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HII, this is AU where Jinu's soul was preserved in Rumi's sword and then he magically came back to his girlfriend. And cat missed him.

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📢CARNIVAL AU UPDATE ‼️

🎪CARNIVAL AU Masterpost

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"I'm just a sadistic villain who likes making people suffer!"

Okay dude but have tried taking up a creative writing class? Literally just get good at writing horror/angst and people will straight up PAY you to emotionally torment them and they'll thank you for it

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I had a dream last night where there was no deltarune but rather an evil undertale 2 which was being written why three evil puppet demons (kinda looked like dhmis puppets but smaller) and they made full evil musical numbers for each chapter of undertale 2

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PLEASE IM CACKLING WHY DID I PUT CASEOH OVER HIM

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pause.

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Job interviewer: alright, so what are your biggest weaknesses?

The hero looking for a day job: oh, copper-

Job interviewer: *rips off disguise to reveal he's actually the villain* ha ha! You fool! I now know your greatest weakness and can use it against you!

Hero: *gasp* I can't believe it! ...do I still get the job?

Villain: oh, yea no definitely, your responses were amazing you're a perfect fit

Hero: oh cool when do I start?

Villain: does Saturday after I try to poison the city's water supply work?

Hero: ooh, can't, I gotta go to my friend's birthday party after that... Sunday work?

Villain: yea, of course, that's perfect

Hero: okay, I'll see you then

Villain: oh, no, I don't work Sundays. You'll be working with the other manager, Susan.

Hero: oh, well, what's she like?

Villain: a bitch.

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I had an insanely realistic nightmare where the moon came crashing down into the earth and I had 24 hours to come to terms with my death. I even remember looking at my prom dress which I was in the middle of sewing and thinking very solemnly "well I guess it doesn't really matter anymore, does it?" I ended up waking up maybe less than an hour before the moon would've hit the earth and for the next two days I genuinely was T E R R I F I E D of the moon. Like. I couldn't even look at it without wanting to cry. Which fucking sucked bc I love space to an autistic extent. And about halfway through day 2 I thought to myself "oo this would make a great username"

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

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I reTADCified myself

I didn't like the old version. I thought it looked too similar to my sona and a little ugly at the same time. I got some more doodles on the way, Christmas break starts on the 20th for me so I'll try to get some more in then

Also I couldn't decide if I wanted to go for more of a natural wood look or my usual sickly paleness so I made two versions

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I got this ad:

And fully thought it was reference to the mulch pixel art post

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Heyyyy remember when a few posts ago I said I'd post more of that tadc au and then stopped posting for two months? Lmao yeah good times

Uhjhhhh long story short, school started back up, mental illness is a bitch, and I've cycled through maybe 20 different hyperfixations since that post. So yeah I'm doing peachy ANYWAY take this Christmas drawing I made the other day

I posted this to TikTok (@.selenophobia_) first, which is probably the order of where most of my posts are gonna get put out there

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I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS