crazylittleentity
crazylittleentity
Crazy Little Entity
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I am over 18 (30). Welcome to my mishmash of a blog. Feel free to stick around if you wish. Mostly full of reblogged stuff of my favourite characters, fanfiction writings, music, helpful advice and anything else I may like. 18+ for some stuff.
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crazylittleentity · 3 years ago
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Omg, I so forgot about this ask I sent in, but thank you, thank you, thank you Tina!
Sending virtual kisses for this masterpiece. 😘
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Omg, asks are open! :D I wanna request again for my nasty Djinn boi - can I please get a scenario where the reader challenges the Djinn with a game of Mario Kart, but the Djinn keeps winning and it ends up in a pillow-fight, only for the Djinn to tackle the reader to the couch and fluffy smut ensues?
Okay, SO this took ages, I know, shame on me. But also I've really been into the Djinn more and more lately, so a while back before I got swamped, I was writing this and finally finished it. I hope you enjoy it because ooh boy.
I love Nathaniel/ The Djinn. So, enjoy!
Rating: Explicit
Length: 2.6k
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The fact you had refused to make any wishes besides the first one was starting to get to the Djinn more and more every day, he was here to do a job, and yet here you were, defying everything he'd been here to do and set out to accomplish. You were the one thing stopping him from completing anything, and yet here you sat in your living room with your hands on a contraption that he had little interest in. It had been a few weeks since he appeared thanks to that blood-red jewel and he wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon.
He watched you curiously as he remained in his Djinn form, hoping to make you uncomfortable at least while he was here, but you seemed more content with him being here. It confused him for a moment but he wouldn’t let you see that, he was an all-powerful being and wanted nothing more than to collect the souls necessary to summon his brethren to Earth. You defied him over and over again until he grew irate. 
He paced along your living room floor, his eyes bore into the back of your head as he watched you play your video game, the complete idiocy of it all. When you looked back and your eyes met his, he didn’t quite understand the feeling that welled up within him as you flashed your kindest smile. He shifted uncomfortably and looked away, his voice low and annoyed whenever he spoke.
“Have you decided on a wish yet, my pet?” he asked smoothly.
You sat there and thought for a moment, you scrunched your face and then shook your head. “Not yet, BUT, I would definitely make one if you made a deal with me.”
The Djinn scoffed at the thought and looked at you with an intense gaze. “A deal, you want to make a deal?”
You nodded again and spun around fully to look at him, your legs crossed as you leaned against the sofa and waited for an answer from him, which you already knew he would skirt around a direct answer only to have you state this desire in a wish. You knew his games, yet you really enjoyed his company and wanted nothing more than to catch him off guard for once. Your growing affection for this creature was startling at first but it slowly slipped into something more, something comfortable. He probably had no idea.
The Djinn was familiar with many feelings and emotions in his time, he’d lived for millennia, and he’d experienced them all, yet there was one that escaped him that had begun to poke away at the back of his mind like a little infection. Slowly, surely, it grew every day after you’d surprise him with the things that came out of your mouth. He had been surprised by humans before, but never like this. You didn’t react in fear of his presence, though at first it was shocking, but never did you run out of cowardice. 
As you looked at him like that, the twinkle in your eye, he was almost so willing to allow you to say whatever you wanted, no wishes necessary, but he stopped himself as his forked tongue darted out for a moment as he paused.
“Let’s hear the terms of this deal then, shall we?”
You smiled excitedly and rubbed your hands together. “So, I just want you to relax while you’re here, it’s been so long since I’ve had any sort of companionship, I kinda like having you around. So if you just hang out with me and just… I don’t know, forget about the wishes for right now… maybe I’ll be so inclined to make one at a later time?”
The Djinn watched as you batted your lashes at him, your innocence made you look so frail sometimes in his eyes, but you seemed to be telling the truth. When he came to you, there wasn’t much in your life and you almost clung to him the moment he appeared. 
He let out a slow exhale and shook his head, his mind screamed for him to stick to the plan, but sometimes sacrifice had to happen in order to get anything done. So he did as you asked and relaxed. For his sake, he slipped into his human glamour, Nathaniel, as he called himself, and he begrudgingly took the second controller you handed him. He sat beside you and watched as your shoulders didn’t keep the tense stance and you let them drop, your defenses were down. He looked at you curiously from the corner of his eye and watched as you pressed the buttons and waited for him to follow suit. 
You explained the game to him as simply as you could, but you waited patiently as his thumbs moved the buttons and joysticks around, testing the waters as he got used to the controls. You giggled when his car flew off the side of the track and respawned, yet he was confused and didn’t understand the entire point of this.
“It’s a race!” you responded happily. “It’s just a fun little thing to do to have fun with one another, just play some games, enjoy each other's company, you know.” 
Nathaniel looked over at you and didn’t say anything for a moment as he mulled things over, so you started the race and you both ended up competing against the bots in-game, you somehow managed fourth place while Nathaniel ended up in first. Not bad for a beginner. 
After he had somehow managed to relax and take his mind off of the jewel and wishes for about an hour, you settled back in the cushions of the sofa and allowed your hand to brush against his as he set down the controller. His smile was infectious as he offered you another round, and you had grown playfully frustrated that someone who didn’t even know what a video game was just this week had schooled you in Mario Kart for five straight rounds.
With a hearty laugh, you pushed your controller onto the coffee table in front of you and sighed. “You know, I think you cheated.”
“You dare say that I cheated on this contraption? I never cheat.” His face looked bemused as you crossed your arms, a single brow raised. 
“Uh huh, I bet you’ve gotten all of your past poor, unsuspecting souls as fairly as possible, didn’t you?” Your voice was dripping with sarcasm, but you never meant it in ill faith, you couldn’t seem to be upset by him or what he was and how he did things. 
“I am a fair man if anything,” he stated, “and I give them what they wish if they so wish it.” 
“How vague. Well then, how about one more round? I win, you have to stay another week, and if you win, without cheating, then I will finally make a wish.”
The Djinn smiled at this bet and held out his large hand eagerly, so you took it in yours and shook, but you couldn’t find the will to pull away as your hand slid gently across his, your eyes looking at every detail of his hand. Sure, in human form, he was incredibly attractive and his blue eyes could cause you to freeze in place from how intense they were, but you shouldn’t have thought of him like this. He was a powerful demon, one who preyed on people in order to take over Earth, and here you were making heart eyes at him. 
One more round was all it took for you to stand up and yell at the screen as you laughed hysterically. You lost again. So when you had decided to take one of the pillows that were thrown about on one of the chairs and whipped it at the Djinn, he turned in surprise and cocked his head to the side. 
"And what was that for, my sweet?" 
That was a new nickname you hadn't heard before. 
You shrugged and looked almost distraught. "You absolutely destroyed me in this game! And I don't think you did it fairly," you said with a faux pout and then you grabbed another pillow and aimed it at him, but he was too quick.
The Djinn was already gone from view and you suddenly fell back into the sofa, laughing as you felt his arms wrap around your waist, his face was so close to yours that you could feel his breath hot on your neck. He had tackled you before you could make a move to hit him again, and now you were in a situation you couldn’t ignore. He was so close, maybe it wouldn’t hurt if you had just craned your neck slightly to reach him…
Your lips were pressed on his and he didn’t pull away, he didn’t push himself off of you, instead, it took him a moment to register as he slightly pulled away to steady himself. 
“What do you think you’re doing, child?” His voice was so low, so breathy, it made you shudder in delight. 
“Kissing you, are you opposed?”
Nathaniel grumbled low as he eased back into it, he allowed you to wrap your hands around his neck as his body slid between your legs as you lay back on the couch to get comfortable. You both were already panting by the time you attempted to sit up, your eyes darted from his down to your hands. 
“Nathaniel,” you huff, “could you, well uh, I want you in your true form… is that okay…?” The flush you felt rush to your face was so hot that you couldn’t even imagine how sickly you must have looked to him. It was hilarious. 
Now, this was indeed an odd request from a mortal, typically he wore the human guise to not scare them off as easily, but here you were so open and vulnerable, you enjoyed his form. The Djinn couldn’t help but feel a little proud at that, so he pushed himself from you, his obvious erection caught your attention, but suddenly he was there before you in his true glory. 
“You know that you could just wish to have a partner who could fulfill your fantasies, child, sex is a human desire, not one of the Djinn.” His face seemed smug as he neared you again, still skeptical if he should be doing this despite you being so hungry for it, so much so that he could smell the arousal coming from you. 
All you could do was shrug and give him a humble smile. “Yet here you are, giving into it as much as I am.”
He couldn’t argue with that as he made his way back between your legs, his sharp teeth nipping at your earlobe and you couldn’t help but gasp his name, then you whined as your hips slowly raised upward, rubbing against him and feeling so much pleasure just from the brief contact. You pulled away, breathless. 
"I hope you know that none of my wishes will be counting toward this," you warned, "I don't want this out of pity either."
He hummed as his face was so close to yours, his tendril hung around his neck as he looked at you, searching your eyes for something else as clenched his jaw. "Then I suppose our agreement will have to be discussed later." 
You liked the sound of that. 
His mouth continued to assault your skin, nipping at your flesh as you writhed beneath him, his magic pulsated around you and you were being affected more than you let on. He was doing this on purpose to see how far your limits could be tested, and you were already twitching with him barely touching you, his hands removing your clothing while you watched him eagerly. 
As he stood and positioned himself above you, he dragged you by your legs and dragged his nail up and down your skin as you shivered from the feeling, your little sounds only fed him and persuaded him to continue. The pad of his thumb slowly rubbed up against your leg and hooked itself under your underwear, tugging at them teasingly until he heard that melodic whine you gave him, so he obliged to your desires and ripped them from your body to see you laid bare for him. He wouldn’t admit it but your form was something to behold, something that touched a nerve within him as he looked you up and down for the first time. 
It was almost too much for you as he left you squirming under his gaze, but you couldn’t hold it against him, this probably wasn’t something he did very often. But the excitement in you grew when he pushed his knee deeper between your legs and made sure to slowly grind it against you, your reaction was one to be expected as you lay there with a moan that tumbled from your lips, your body reacted to him so beautifully. He had wondered to himself why he hadn't taken you before today if you wanted him this badly, he had time to make up for it.
His sharp teeth nipped at you once they lowered to your throat, his long tongue soothing the stinging from his bites while your panties grew more and more soaked with each passing minute. Oh, how he hissed at the sounds you made, his thirst grew unquenchable the longer he denied to feel you against him. 
"You're sure you want this, child?" He hadn't asked for you, of course, he wouldn't, he mostly asked for himself so he could prepare himself. When he saw your face as you nodded your head in agreement, he knew there was no getting out of this and his excitement only pulled him deeper.  “Then I suppose the pleasure will be mine.”
He rolls you onto your stomach with ease while he watches your face as you peek at him from over your shoulder, his eyes burn into yours while his hand slides down your back and rests just above the curve. Nothing about your shared moment with the Djinn was something either of you had expected, but once you had accepted that this was what you’d wanted, you wouldn’t dare take back the intense feeling that suddenly overtook your entire body. Your muscles tensed as the Djinn slowly slid himself inside of you, his chest now pressed against your back as he buries himself to the hilt within you. You let out a low hiss as the Djinn placed his arms on either side of you, hovering over you as he leaned down, and his teeth sunk into your shoulder while he thrust into you. Each sensation took over you as you felt the pain meld with the pleasure, his hot breath sparked against your stinging flesh while he took you, and you just knew you’d wake to find his bruises left all over your skin. 
You weren’t sure how much time had passed nor did you care, you groaned and begged for him to continue his assault on your body, and he was more than willing to deliver it, maybe it was how sweet you sounded when you begged that easily kept his attention on you.
The Djinn’s low chuckle beside your ear only sent shivers up your spine as he pounded into your aching cunt, you were almost thankful that he couldn’t see the face you made as his cock slid out from you as it dripped with your excitement, only to have his hips snap into yours once again. 
“I’ve barely done a thing to you and you’re already about to break…” he grumbled low beside your ear. “I have so much more I need to do with you, child.”
You had been in for a long night, but there was no regret in your eyes when you realized he would probably stay true to those words: he would break you. 
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crazylittleentity · 4 years ago
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Hello, fellow Australian here, I live in Queensland. I'm right with you in your frustrations, and apologies for the following rant, but I'd like to add my two cents worth and I think it needs to be said.
I am angry, no furious and boiling with rage rn at the anti-vax/anti-mask/neo-n@zi protests happening across Australia, and here's why.
For the last three weeks, I have gone through one of the hardest times to date in my life. Three weeks ago, my elderly father had a heart attack and subsequently had quadruple heart bypass surgery. I didn't know if he was going to make it through, if he was going to survive the surgery or even recover afterwards. I visited my father up at the ICU the day after his surgery, and he was hooked up to multiple machines, had tubes and drains coming out of every orifice and was constantly throwing up bile. I went home that night and cried all night, expecting my father to pass away.
But thankfully my father pulled through and is now at home recovering. But then the Queensland government and then the federal government consecutively announced that they will reopen both at a state and international level when the vaccinated population reaches 80% and this has got me terrified.
Firstly, that 80% fully vaxxed does not include children, and as far as I know, they haven't started vaccinating children in Qld yet (or if they have, it is only a loose recommendation). Right now we are on the verge of another snap lockdown up here in greater Brisbane and as sure as sh!t when everything eventually opens up, the first people who are going to get sick are school-aged children and it will spread faster than the 2020 wildfires. My father has just had a huge operation done and if he catches this virus, it's likely that he won't survive.
Secondly, while watching the protests in Melbourne on the news, I noticed that it was not only the Australian far-right hijacking the 'save Australia' protests, but there were also international right-wing neo-n@zi groups getting involved as well, like the American 'don't tread on me' extremist group. That shows just how much reach these neo-n@zi/right-wing extremists have. That they can infiltrate a country on the other side of the world and misuse Australia's political platform for their own selfish gain.
And lastly, to every single anti-vaxxer, anti-masker and neo-n@zi; you should all be charged with manslaughter and be sued by the people who have lost loved ones because of your blatent and deliberate acts which spread the virus to them and ultimately took their lives. You are fully responsible for killing the elderly, the chronically ill, the disabled, children and adults. You are ableists, ageists, sexists, racists, terrorists and all round bigots.
You have a duty of care to protect your loved ones, your work colleagues and your greater communities from this disease, and by not getting the vaccine, you are right now failing that duty of care. If you have a legitimate medical reason why you cannot get the vaccine that's fine, but there are no excuses for everybody else. There are right now three different vaccines you can choose from if you for whatever reason don't want to get a particular one (like the AZ due to the blood clot issues).
And as far as workplaces enforcing their employees to be fully vaccinated (which is what started the Australian protests in the first place), this is nothing new. In order to work in the beef industry, you are required to get a Q-fever shot. While working with wildlife and domestic animals, you are required to get a rabies and tetanus shot. As part of your duty of care and safety protocols in the warehousing, transport, logistics, manufacturing and construction industries, you are required to wear protective PPE like steel capped boots, hi-vis clothing and other protective equipment depending on your trade. The covid jab is just another bit of protection for employees. If you can wear steel capped boots and hi-vis with no problems, then you have absolutely no excuses to get the vaccine you extremist hypocrites, and it is to protect people like my father and myself who are at greater risk of catching the virus due to age, chronic illness, disability and weakened immune systems.
So New York, stick to your lane and mind your own doddamn business, and stay out our politics. And to Australia, pull your collective fingers outta your asses and go get vaccinated. Both for your own sake and for the sakes of people like my father.
An Australian's perspective on the 'Save Australia' Protests
So, I'm not usually open about politics on social media. But I heard about the 'Save Australia' protests in New York (here's an article), and just want to take a moment to get up on my soap box and talk about how irritated it makes me.
I live in Melbourne. As of posting this, it is our 247th day in lockdown (and counting). Seeing anti-vaxxers speaking on our behalf on an issue that they clearly haven't researched, and don't understand, is infuriating.
The current plan is that we'll be released when approximately 70% of the population (aged 15+) are fully vaccinated. Anti-vaxxers are actively delaying that release when they refuse to get vaccinated. We have had anti-vax campaigns, and not only do they do nothing to shorten lockdown, they run the risk of creating exposure sites, ultimately extending it.
Furthermore, why is it only now that Australia is being used as an excuse to protest? Especially when it's clear the demonstrators don't care enough to do the research? Do they even realise different states here have different restrictions? Do they understand that the goal is to lower mortality rates? Do they realise that the only thing we're trying to do now, is buckle down, and get through this lockdown?
It also makes no sense to me as to why this is only happening now.
While I don't speak on behalf of all Australians, or even all Melburnians, I can safely say that a majority of us are frustrated and tired of anti-vaxxers, as well as lockdown. And we don't need 'saving'. Stop being so self-righteous as to think that we do.
I'm well aware this probably won't make it to a huge amount of people. And maybe it's just me who's annoyed about it. But goddamnit, I needed to rant about it a bit.
TL;DR: Anti-vaxxers from another country using our "issues" to justify their agenda, especially when they don't research them or significantly care about us, is unhelpful and frustrating.
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crazylittleentity · 4 years ago
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oh this has GOT to be tumblrs worst idea yet
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crazylittleentity · 4 years ago
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crazylittleentity · 4 years ago
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My home city of Brisbane won the bid to host the 2032 Olympics!!!
LETS FREAKIN GOOOOOOO!!!!!
BRISBANE! BRISBANE! BRISBANE!
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crazylittleentity · 4 years ago
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CARRIE FISHER behind the scenes of the STAR WARS SEQUEL TRILOGY
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Nightmare Stack
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CHICKEN DIVERSITY MASTERPOST
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crazylittleentity · 4 years ago
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My hypothesis is that in like 10 years gen z is gonna have a big cult boom the way the boomers did in the 70s
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Spooky scritches
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The Aussies have entered the chat. My contribution to the Suez Canal shenanigans. 
Reference for the non-Australian folks:
Crocodile Dundee (1986) “That’s a Knife” line
RACQ “Charter Boat” Ad
Yellow Pages “Not Happy Jan!” Ad 
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crazylittleentity · 4 years ago
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Lookie what I got in the mail!
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This is why I love Robert Englund so much. He truly cares about all his fans and takes the time to express how much he cares for us. Even though I didn't win this year's comp, he still gifts us fans a little something as a way of thanks and appreciation for our efforts.
Art by @mal-mo
(No profit or monetary value was made off this artwork.)
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crazylittleentity · 4 years ago
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JEEPERS CREEPERS to be reborn in 2021, as SCREEN MEDIA takes worldwide rights.
Screen Media, a Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment (Nasdaq: CSSE) company, announced today the acquisition of worldwide rights to JEEPERS CREEPERS: REBORN, from Orwo Worldwide Distribution. The fourth installation of the series features a reimagined vision of the franchise from director Timo Vuorensola (IRON SKY 1 & 2), and is part of planned new trilogy. 
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Freddy’s Revenge
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German A Nightmare On Elm Street posters
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crazylittleentity · 4 years ago
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Some parent: GIVE ME BACK MY KID, THAT'S MY BABY!
Freddy Krueger carrying a child tucked under his arm: Oh yeah? Where's your receipt? I wanna see proof of purchase.
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