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waking my f/o up by violently shaking them and screaming

imagine waking your F/O by shaking them and screaming

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if you ever feel embarrassed for using tumblr, just know that you could be sending yourself fake discourse ragebait strawpage asks on twitter instead

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your f/o would listen to you talk about your weird special interest, by the way. that's actually probably their favorite thing to hear you talk about, actually! they told me so

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Not being able to concentrate while drawing your f/o because you keep losing your shit every time you look back at their reference 😭

(incest and adults who ship w minors DNI!)

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have a fun prom btw!!!

mmmmmmmok reblog game time I have decided I had a fun idea

Reblog with a pic of your f/o and I'll give my first impressions of them, just based off looks, how I think they act and their personality, maybe some headcanons all that fun stuff <:D

(it may take some time to get to you, it's the start of prom weekend for me and I may be busy, I appreciate your patience!)

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updated my blog theme and realized asks weren't on, sorry <3

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hot take i think men and masc presenting ppl who selfship shld be allowed to be open abt it without having to worry abt being called gooners or whatever

this obvs isnt like oppression or anything but its still weird as fuck to me how i barely see any masc selfshippers, and the people i know get told theyre “gross” for not tagging smth that brings them joy bc “the tags full of minors!!!!!” when the post in question is just answering questions for an ask game or smth

if u instantly assume a selfship is sexual just bc the persons a man then ur just as much of a perv as them ♡

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WRONG BLOG MY BAD

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is this anything

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Since summer is around the corner imagine you and your f/os having these on a hot summer day

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self shipping is so unserious. what do you mean i saw a picture of my f/o and my fucking heart monitor went off

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new f/o got me so down bad i can’t even post about him because my brain short circuits when i think of him

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if you were to rank your mutual’s f/os on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “you’d better be grateful they like you because you don’t deserve my mutual” and 10 being “I feel like a proud parent happy my mutual has brought a good person home,” how would it go?

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