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YMCA in Akkadian (Ancient Babylonian), as written by Gilgamesh's exasperated tourism minister trying to attract more gay guys to Uruk to keep Gil distracted from politics:
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Eṭlū!- Young men!
Lā tuštamarraṣā- Do not, do not be troubled!
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said, young men!
Lā lā taṣallalā- Do not, do not lie down!
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said young men!
Šunu ina ālim- You are in a town,
Bēt bēt šikārim ḫanbā- Where taverns sprout luxuriously,
Eṭlū!- Young men!
Ina ālim alkā- Go to the city,
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said young men!
Bēt kaspī ul tīšâ- When you do not have money,
Annikīam tuššabā- Here you can dwell,
Bēt napṭirim nīšu- We have guest-houses,
Itti awīlī umtallâ- They are filled with men….
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Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Ziquratum elâ! Purattum amrā!- Climb up the ziggurat! See the euphrates!
Šikārum ṭābum šitâ!- Drink fine beer!
Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Amuḫḫūni šaqû! Ziqnūni ītebbū! - Our walls are high! Our beards are shiny!
Nuppušātunu!- You are allowed to breathe [relax]
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Eṭlū!- Young men!
Eṭlū šimeanni!- Young men listen to me!
Aqabbi, eṭlū! Agana šimeanni!- Young men! Come on, listen!
Aiālam terrišāšu- You desire assistance,
Shū ali īde- This I know for certain!
Šārqum wērum ul ninaddinkunūti- We will not sell you poor copper,
Eṭlū! Ālum ša Uruk bani- Young men! The city of Uruk is beautiful!
Aqabbi eṭlū! Bālātka tezzibši!- I said young man! Leave your pride behind!
Nušallakkunūti- We cause you to go,
Ina Uruk alkā!- Go to Uruk!
Ūmum anniam iseddūkunūti- Today they will help you…
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Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Šarrum šitpiṣā! Ittmalûšu ṣālā! - Wrestle the king! Fight with him!
Ittīšu mekkê mēlilā!- Play ball with him!
Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Ziquratum elâ! Purattum amrā!- Climb up the ziggurat! See the euphrates!
Šikārum ṭābum šitâ!- Drink fine beer!
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Eṭlū! Bilītkunu īde! - Young men! I know your burdens
Amtaraṣ! Ina šinigī- I was unwell, in my village,
Ātanaḫ! Erēšum ezzēr- I was tired, I hated plowing,
Awīlum ana yâšim iṭeḫḫe- A man to me approached,
Inūšu! Awātum awânim- Then! Words were said to me,
Šumašu, Sîn-lēqi-unninni- His name was Sîn-lēqi-unninni!
Ina Uruk alkā! Iqabbi ana yâšim- Go to Uruk! He told me,
Ina Uruk awīlī ūterrešū- In Uruk men are needed…
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Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
Wašābum ṭāb ina - The living is good in,
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K!
Ziquratum elâ! Purattum amrā!- Climb up the ziggurat! See the euphrates!
Šikārum ṭābum šitâ!- Drink fine beer!
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Eṭlū!- Young men!
Addāniqa tallkānim- Please come
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said, young men!
Inam anniam ezêršu- I hate this job…
Aqabbi, eṭlū!- I said, young men!
Anāku ānḫāku - I’m so tired….
Bēt bēt šikārim ḫanbā- Where taverns sprout luxuriously,
Taḫaddâ ina - You’ll have fun in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA! - U-R-U-K!
(Šarrum lillam ina - The king is an idiot in
𒌋𒊏𒌋𒅗 U-RA-U-KA!- U-R-U-K…)
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i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
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Doctor Who S1.E2 "The End of The World"
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i drew this in 2022 and never posted it anywhere, just found it again bc i'm backing my files up!
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hey unironically i find your human prowl design extremely attractive how do you draw women so well? is this sorcery???
thank you i love that sm,, starting now yes it is sorcery ;D
but also for prowl specifically, i have to say i feel like i owe a big part of my design for her from this pirate au series i doodled from while reading a while back and this line from a section focused on jazz/prowl that immediately took me out

LIKE???ok i guess thats the human prowl that exists in my head forever now.the strength of that line is incomparable to any other description to me..i love women

so essentially now when i think of a human prowl all thats in my head is just.gorgeous sharp stern features and also big strong shoulders + arms and also hissy bastard cop with 5+ exes and i just.im nuts is basically what it is
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Facehugger, watercolor and ink on paper by nickbleb
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Zhubai art for @guardianbingo! ♡
But Love Is Long by facethestrange Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018) RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bai Yu/Zhu Yilong Additional Tags: Wedding, Wedding Rings, Hand Kisses, Fanart, Drawing Series: Part 8 of Zhubai ~canon~ but with more kissing Summary: The wedding photo shoot, but it's not just a photo shoot this time.
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Ingredients
1 lb boneless skinless chicken breasts, cubed 1 medium onion, chopped 1 Tbsp butter 2 Tbsp garlic confit (both garlic and the oil it was cooked in) 1 Tbsp bacon grease
6 cups chicken broth 1 Tbsp ground C’est Tout trinity mix (I swear by this stuff for getting good flavor without the chopping) 1 Tbsp cajun seasoning
3 cups all-purpose flour 1 Tbsp baking powder 1 1/4 tsp salt 1 cup + 2 Tbsp milk
Salt and pepper to taste
Instructions
In a stockpot or Dutch oven, melt butter, garlic confit, and bacon grease. Add the onion and chicken breasts. Once the onion is translucent and the chicken is browned, add the broth and seasonings.
Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer, partially covered, for about 15 minutes, until the chicken breast is cooked through. While the chicken is cooking, prepare the dumplings.
In a medium mixing bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt. Stir in the milk just until combined into a shaggy dough.
Turn the dough out onto a floured surface and roll to about 1/4 inch thickness.
Use a pizza cutter to cut the dough into strips or squares about 1 to 2 inches in size.
Once the chicken is cooked through, remove it to a cutting board.
Add the dough strips to the simmering broth and simmer for about 20-30 minutes, stirring occasionally, allowing the dumplings to cook and the broth to thicken to a gravy-like consistency. If the broth doesn’t thicken enough, you can remove the dumplings and whisk in a little extra flour before returning the dumplings.
While the dumplings are simmering, shred or chop chicken and return to the pot.
Add salt and pepper to taste, then serve warm.
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Howdy y'all! Welcome to Jazz Week 2025 and our SIXTH year of celebrating the fantastic Autobot Jazz! We're so glad that you're still here with us.
If you need a rules refresh, head over this way: https://www.tumblr.com/autobotjazzweek/788519175065911296/howdy-everyone-i-meant-to-have-this-posted-on-the?source=share
Otherwise, let’s get this party started with the July 20th prompts: BOOGIE or SOME LIKE IT HOT
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Watched a video where someone found a recording of local radio coverage of the Moon landing and it's so weird listening bc
now you only really see the moment of and don't realize it was an hours long protracted event with plenty of dead time to fill. At one point they just start listing off famous ships to waste time when nothing was happening
there were ads? They had to incorporate ad breaks? Not only that but actual, moon landing themed ads that segue in from the coverage. Hearing an ad that starts "the world is watching three men traveling on a mission - but every day, America's truckers travel the roads on a mission - feeding a nation..." in the exact tone of those modern commercials that are like "this SUPER BOWL, let's honor real heroes, our FIRST RESPONDERS"
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Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.

Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.

Oldest human footprint on the Moon, made July 20, 1969 on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth's moon.
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I spent a good chunk of my weekend scrambling to finish this comic. I hope you like it. I was really trying to push myself with the colours.
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