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Gang chapter 8 of Operation: Red Winter is out NOWWWWW! Go read pls and u guys know I LIVE for feedback so yeah feel free to come yell at me here or on ao3 lol till next time
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i still can’t believe teen shauna hasn’t actively murdered someone yet. I keep thinking of her as like super bloodthirsty and then im like wait but she hasn’t actually killed anyone yet. It would be hilarious to me if her first actual kill was her irrelevant ahh boytoy adam martin
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evil fly hours strike again
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wait guys since fucking when do i have 200 followers it was like 150 last week. Where did all those other 50 people come from. When did y’all spawn in.
erm well frick thanks guys i’ll have to buy a celebratory pie when i can, any suggestions for flavors
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“Lottie doesn’t need a gun”
#lottie doesn’t need a gun#she already comes with two of them#fucking wilderness hulk back at it again
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most correct take, ive noticed a suspicious pattern of people hating on poc characters for arbitrary reasons but defending their white favs tooth and nail like mhm tell me more abt how tai and mari are evil and shauna and misty are saints
“taissa is aggressive! taissa is a deadbeat! shauna has trauma and that’s why she’s a bad parent, tai has no excuse! 🥺”
y’all are just being blatantly racist atp. taissa is not aggressive unprovoked, she does not “humiliate” shauna in the finale, she is shown to be compassionate and kind, but her trauma changes and affects her deeply. she is willing to abort shauna’s baby using only a BRA WIRE in the middle of nowhere, when everyone else is just standing around SHE runs forward to comfort shauna, when she sees shauna playing with jackie’s corpse, she does what she thinks is best, and when she finds out she ate jackie, she is so disgusted with herself she pukes.
yes, she does have flaws, but so do all of your favorite characters who y’all love to baby and infantilize. shauna is allowed to be aggressive, her trauma is often used as an excuse or an explanation for her behavior, but when it comes to tai, she is cruel and aggressive and mean, she is only her flaws.
some of you really need to step back and think on why you don’t like tai, yet you love other characters who are arguably worse than her.
#don’t even get me started on lottie i could write my thesis paper on ts#yellowjackets#taissa turner#yellowjackets showtime
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unrelated but why is melissa jacked like that
They’re girlfriends

(Ignore coach ben, this ain’t about him)
#and WHAT is she WEARING#do y’all think jenna burgess chooses mel’s clothes with her eyes closer or smth#is she getting laundry scraps bc she’s not as essential#does she actually think it’s a fit#I need to know
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imagine being the doctor who had to do the team’s checkups post wilderness and you’re given the impossible task of figuring out where tf van’s titties went
#that wilderness top surgery goes crazy tho#where do i sigh up bruh#yellowjackets#yellowjackets tv#yellowjackets text posts#van palmer#was gonna tag van*ssa palmer but that feels like a word im not allowed to say
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Now I’m sad bc LottieNat brain said “what if Nat was the one to go through the ice and drown. Would Lottie cradle nat the same way Travis cradled Javi?” :( brain make me sad
#and the thing is she would#bc she was so horrified when she found out about the hunt#and for a split second she did think nat was dead and she looked so grief stricken#yeah#she would cradle natalie#especially if it was made out to be her fault like in canon#she would carry the guilt of that for her whole life the same way nat did with javi
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i think it would be funny if laura lee was her full name like her last name was lee. In actuality i know it’s probably not but i think it would be hilarious if they had nicknames for every other character but always just used her entire government name
#or even better if laura was a nickname but they kept the lee part#laurene lee#makes me giggle#yellowjackets#yellowjackets tv#yellowjackets text posts#laura lee#laura lee yellowjackets
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“The first act of cannibalism was shauna eating jackie’s ear!” The first act of cannibalism was them all still drinking out of the lake where laura lee’s ashes were in. But okay
#actually it was van eating tai out circa 1995 probably#I wonder why no one ever had any qualms abt that tho like she JUST exploded in there and you want a drinkity drink? Okay…#yellowjackets#yellowjackets tv#yellowjackets text posts#laura lee#natalie scatorccio#shauna shipman#taissa turner#misty quigley#van palmer#jackie taylor#lottie matthews#mari ibarra#travis martinez
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i want precrash scenes so bad i’m this close to getting the cast together and shooting the scenes myself because what do you MEAN we don’t know how taivan got together. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. The most significant couple in the whole show with a lot of alluded to angst surrounding their precrash relationship and we don’t know??? Tai literally was willing to stay in the cannibal cult wilderness because she didn’t want to go back to her life as a black lesbian in the 90’s and we have NOTHING???? How did they find each other??? How did their romance play out??? How was it hiding something like that from other people??? Literally give me ANYTHING
#crying screaming clawing at the walls#this is the reason they’re not as popular as they should be#bc the writers have given us nothing in terms of knowing that aspect of their relationship#istg im gonna write ts myself im not even a writer but this is ridiculous#yellowjackets#yellowjackets tv#yellowjackets text posts#taissa turner#van palmer#taivan#taissa x van
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heavy on the not accepting that your favorite character can be flawed bc some of these defenders out here insisting their favorite character did no wrong scare me
propaganda im NOOOOT falling for!!!!!!!
– infantilizing lottie's decisions
– purifying lottie's decisions
– justifying lottie's decisions
– defending lottie's decisions
– not accepting that your fave can be flawed and multi-faceted
– writing off trav's sa because of the shrooms/because he's a boy
– thinking that having a favorite character means swearing up and down they've never done anything wrong
– saying 'I miss medicated/normal lottie' instead of 'I miss pre-crash/stable lottie'
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When Taissa is ignored as Shauna’s “baby daddy” in favor of literally anyone else I get so sad. And yes that includes Jackie.
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genuine question, why does everyone count shauna being the butcher as evidence of some great amount of trauma when discussing her actions? Anytime i see an analysis of her character it always comes up as seemingly comparable to other things she experienced like her son and jackie dying and it genuinely confuses me. Like idk if i missed something but she volunteered for the butcher job and didn’t seem to have a problem with it all seasons long, and then everyone talks about her having to butcher javi. And ofc that was horrible, i still have chills, but like… people talk about it like she was so super close with him and had maternal feelings for him and how dare everyone leave her alone to butcher him right after her baby died but like… no? She gave him notebook paper once but i don’t remember much other interaction unless i’m like going insane in which case feel free to correct me. As for the right after her baby died there’s like a big difference between a newborn and a thirteen year old so idk where that connection cane from. And just in general they talk about the butcher job like she was forced into butchering every single person they killed but she butchered one as many people as natalie so that again doesn’t make much sense. It just feels to me like a fandom theory that people have taken as fact and are using as justification for her actions, idk. If you disagree or i’m wrong abt something let me know because im so genuinely confused lmao
#NOT a shauna hate post btw i get why she went down the path she did this specific reasoning just doesn’t make sense#yellowjackets#yellowjackets tv#yellowjackets text posts#shauna shipman
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“Nat in the hat is a crackship!” well melissa literally pried her hat off from where it was previously cemented her head to salute nat when she became queen so idk what to tell you they’re clearly canon

new rarepair unlocked in my mind hello
that one theory abt nat helping melissa change her identity and protecting her from the other yellowjackets bc of her one friend who worked at the bank and with changing identities lives rent free in my mind ugh
melissa telling nat abt how she doesn’t feel safe among the other yellowjackets anymore, nat offering a solution, nat going to her funeral knowing her secret, nat keeping an eye on her from a distance to make sure she’s safe. Nat taking her secret to the grave hoping to dear god that maybe if she didn’t get out of the claws of the wilderness and the guilt of trauma that at least melissa might be able to
precrash nat knowing full well Melissa is gay but looking out for her and keeping her secret the same way she did with ben, tai and van (bc theres no way someone as chill with the queer community as nat didn’t clock taivan immediately). Precrash nat being like the cool senior that all the underclassmen flock to and thats why she had such a strong bond with team home. Precrash nat being sure to encourage mel as she finds her style and identity bc that’s what she’s all about. Mel being absolutely starstruck by all this from such a gorgeous senior girl
and i christian their ship name to be nat in the hat
#ts becomes less of a joke every day 🥀#yellowjackets rarepairs i ship every single one of you#yellowjackets#yellowjackets tv#yellowjackets text posts#natalie scatorccio#melissa hat#nat x melissa#nat in the hat#natlissa
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now that this has like fully blown up i feel it’s important to mention that the other name i was considering when making this post besides mysterious quigley was miscellaneous psychiatric disorder quigley
Why do all these characters have nicknames and why can i never clock them. I’ve spent the whole time in the yellowjackets fandom slowly figuring out everyone’s given names from their nicknames and it’s psyching me out. It took me so long to figure out that lottie’s given name was charlotte and every time i remember that van’s given name is vanessa i have a miniature heart attack. Mari’s full name is probably maria. Fuck. Gen’s full name is probably genevieve. Shit. Jackie might be short for jacqueline. Crying rn. The fifth season is gonna come out or smth and tell me misty’s real name is mysterious quigley and i’ll have no choice but to keel over and die
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