seonghwaaaa

[seonghwaaaa]

jin: i'm not grandpa

jungkook: that's why you decided to record a song about tuna?

jin: YES, I'M WEIRD... BUT NOT GRANDPA

[seonghwaaaa]

hyunjin: do you like hugs?

minho: yes

changbin: do you like to walk in nature?

minho: yes

jeongin: and cats?

minho: yes

bangchan: and delicious food?

minho: yes

skz: do you love us????

minho:

minho: no

[seonghwaaaa]

taeyong: have you seen lucas?

nct: nope

lucas who stole a hundred rubles from a fan for cigarettes: find me, look for me

[seonghwaaaa]

jeongin: *writes a letter for santa*

minho: are you a fool? santa doesn't exist

jeongin:

chan: MINHO

[seonghwaaaa]

momo: do you know what I asked santa for new year?

chaeyoung: no, what did you ask for?

momo: nerves and patience for nayeon

chaeyoung: reasonable..

[seonghwaaaa]

seonghwa: today we are all cleaning the house together

ateez: *disappear*

seonghwa: well..

[seonghwaaaa]

taehyung: do you think if i wear this suit, will it be beautiful, because these earrings do not fit here at all, like these shoes.. maybe i should wear a different suit to match my shoes..?

minho: *puts on a bag*

taehyung: what the fuck...

[seonghwaaaa]

jungwon: do you even know that I am your leader?? enh: enh: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH jungwon: fuck you..

[seonghwaaaa]

jisung: *there is*

nct: UWU WHAT A BABY

jisung: oh fuck

[seonghwaaaa]

jisoo: I won't do it again!

rose: what exactly will you not do?

jisoo: i will no longer buy fish and release them to the sea with the words YOU ARE FREE

rose: i didn't mean that..

rose:

rose: WAIT, YOU DID WHAT.....?

[seonghwaaaa]

jay: i'm stupid, sorry..

jungwon: we know..

jay:

jay: no, well, look at them, they don't even deny it!

[seonghwaaaa]

yuna: i did a pregnancy test

yeji: wow, and what was the most difficult question there?

yuna:

yuna: are you stupid?

yeji: and what did you say???

[seonghwaaaa]

q: today is corn day! all corn on my account! new: it's not treatable.

[seonghwaaaa]

namjoon: *says something clever*

jungkook: but I'm stronger than you

namjoon:

namjoon: *starts talking about how microwaves are everywhere*

[seonghwaaaa]

kai: *shouts something*

beomgyu: *hits kai*

yeonjun: *raps*

taehyung: *bangs his head against the wall*

soobin:

soobin: okaaaay..

[seonghwaaaa]

jeno: i want to sleep..

jaemin: and i want you to tell me that I am the best sun!

jeno is tired: you're the best sunshine

jaemin: *beats jeno*

jaemin: with feelings bitch

[seonghwaaaa]

subin: have you seen a kitten here?

hanse from the next room: PLEASE LORD GOD GET THIS DEMON AWAY FROM ME

subin: oH GOD