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One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

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chris martin accidentally exposing a CEO for cheating with his employee via a kiss cam at a coldplay concert is the funniest thing i’ve heard in a while

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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I started a gale origin run the other week and its a lot of fun to get his main POV on things but even funnier to romance astarion with his blood gimmick

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Um, hello? GALE?!?!?!?

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mb doodle pageee

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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the OC of the person reading this

this is a very fun idea actually! I encourage people to reblog with an explanation as to why/why not

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I JUST SAW A DOG CARRYINH A FULL BOTTLE OF DR PEPPER IN HET MOUTH???

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i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)

SPIKE — 5.02, “Real Me”

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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i jerk off till my penis scrweam

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I had never encountered another machine intelligence that I could experience this kind of rapport with before.

which is so heartfelt. and the rapport in question:

I sent back, I wish I could punch you in the face.

ART said, I wish you could try.

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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)