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just me, you, and the one million crumbs on my bed ❤️
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I transitioned from a girl whose lips couldn't move fast enough. to a boy who the dance floor didn't love
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i like flowers
i like seeing people walking through train stations carrying flowers, because they're either going to give them to someone else and make them happy or they just got given flowers, which is nice
i like to send flowers as a thank you. I just sent some flowers to my publicist cause she did a really cool thing for me that I can't announce yet
i'm going to send some flowers to my partner now, just because
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HI YOURE MY MUTUALS MUTUALS LOVE THE FOB USER IM LIKE A LAWYER IS MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME AAUAU HI
HIII THANK YEWWW !!! IM SO GLAD YOU NOTICED!! I LOVE THAT SONG!!
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a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱
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applying to jobs with this as my email

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this might become a rant but can we talk about how FUCKED UP this episode of SpongeBob was. everyone in bikini bottom completely leaves SpongeBob all alone leaving him devastated and he basically goes insane being all by himself. Only for all everyone to come back and tell him that they were celebrating “National No SpongeBob Day” and then proceeded to build a wooden statue of him and BURN IT DOWN.
LIKE???? the disrespect that Spongebob goes through throughout this entire show is diabolical. he was nothing but nice to everyone in bikini bottom just for them to shit on him all the time. EVEN PATRICK someone who’s supposed to be his best friend, will betray him in a heartbeat. disgusting
i love you sponge
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this photoshoot was soooo cunty
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seeing Metallica fans always makes me giggle bc you’d think they’re all like middle aged men but 50% of them are teenage girls on tumblr calling James Hetfield baby girl and editing cat ears onto them and i think that’s amazing
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danger days haters aren’t invited to my summer kick off party
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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are
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i think we as a society fumbled SO HARD with discontinuing the lalaloopsy dolls. these are some of the cutest and unique designs i’ve seen. toys today cannot compare in the slightest
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You’re COOL OKAY 💯
THANKS!!!! i’ve never posted on tumblr until like two days ago but stay tuned :D
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him: you better not be hello kitty tooth when i get there
me asf:

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