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I think Mark and Helly should get married on the severed floor in s3.
They started living in the mammalia nurturable department, hiding among the goats.
Helly cries the night before the ceremony “I just wish he would be here to give me away”. Mark says “ I have an idea!”. Helly walks down the aisle holding Melon Irving.
Emile carries the rings.
Dylan says “By the power vested in me by myself [everybody laughs] I now pronounce you husband and wife”.
The Department of choreography and merriment plays the wedding march.
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Milchick all season: clearly on the edge of an epiphany about his involvement with lumon and whether this all really is worth it
Also Milchick: realizes if he leaves he won’t be able to do his big dance number that he worked so hard on
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90’s album cover
this is literally killing me

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“It’ll be so easy to write a Severance fic. What a limitless world! What rich mythology! How obsessed I am with it”
5 minutes later: gets totally stuck on what innies know and don’t know
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THIS
new s3 core four or bust. dan ericksen ben stiller you have my coordinates
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Giving:
Live innie mark reaction


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S02E10
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from i!mark's perspective (source)
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Ms. Huang’s pocket waterfuls game only it’s Mark inside with rings going around the barrel of his goat blaster
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y'all, it was always going to end this way. from the moment mark scout told mark s. about reintegration, it was always going to end this way. mark scout literally looked mark s. in the eyes and said "we're going to have a life, and it's going to my life. we're going to live in my house with my wife and have the life i want. and you're going to like it because you're an extension of me." he didn't see mark s. as a person and that, in the end, was his greatest downfall.
mark s. did what mark scout asked. he fought his way to the elevator and he ran ms. casey to the stairs so she could be gemma again in the outside world. he saved the poor, tortured, woman trapped in lumon's basement because that was the right thing to do. but then, when faced with a choice between dying forever or turning around to try and somehow have a life of his own? with the woman he loves? of course he turned around.
this doesn't have anything to do with which ship is better or what was the most logical thing to do or even what mark and helly are going to do now. the point is mark s. stood there at the door, at the literal precipice of death, and said "i want to live. i want to live. i want to live." and come on, wouldn't you do the same?
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The plan is to leave increasingly disturbing severance doodles around at work until someone just has to ask.
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