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Am I too late to send an ask? Also - opinions on soup?

Nope!

I enjoy a good soup, but it's not a go to food for me.

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really big robot girl with a shark tank inside it and they are gay together

is this anything

Amity, love, you're so sweet. But no, not really. I'm not into robots.

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Have you tried Dragons Cum (one part fireball to one part coffee creamer of choice)?

That's sounds awful. So no.

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Do sharks like going down on people on their periods or is that a stereotype?

I, for one, absolutely love it. As long as things downstairs aren't too clumpy (ikyky) then I'll be down there for a nice long while.

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Hottest terrestrial animal? (had to stipulate because, well. Shark.)

Like, furries? Boars/pigs, hands down. Right behind gators/crocs.

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favorite alcohols? thoughts on absinthe?

Controversial, but I mostly prefer fireball. I don't like the taste of alcohol in general, and the cinnamon is easy to mix with soda to hide the alcohol flavor.

Never had absinthe.

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E?

E

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have you ever tried mead? it is very yummy. - a guy yipsy off mead rn

Yes, pretty regularly. I live very close to a meadery.

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NO. THAT FACT IS WELL ESTABLISHED.

So how anatomically close to a shark is your dick?

Not even slightly.

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In regards to the last two asks, R or L?

Well that's not fair, right is the better picture, but left shows off your butt more.

Honestly, I'll take the whole girl.

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So how anatomically close to a shark is your dick?

Not even slightly.

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Do you think small boobs are more acceptable than small butts?

What, like, societally? I think small butts are more acceptable.

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Take on small boobs?

VERY good. Love small boobs.

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C'mon, y'all, I'm not gonna be tipsy for very long.

Well I've had all of my alcohol. Send asks.

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The worst part about not being a light weight with alcohol is I've had a little over a third a bottle of whiskey in the last hour and I don't really feel it.

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Favorite movie genre, and movie from that genre

I'm a comedy girlie. Thankfully, my favorite movie, The Princess Bride, counts as a comedy.

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Favorite pizza toppings?

My go to is mushroom and sausage.