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not me realising I can’t say “Adam’s apple” in Disco Elysium fic cause there’s no Adam and Eve in Disco Elysium

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Ororo Arryn/Jean Targaryen Asoiaf Political marriage AU 👁️👁️

As promised here is my very late contribution to the holy @x-femslash Friday!!

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yes indeed the bank founded on a lie in order to fund one man's quest to have the gaudiest bisexual fuckpalace in greenwich villiage and the result of decades' worth of his situationship-flavored political shenanigans and hatefulness with the father of american finance, is in fact the exact right institution that 225 years later deserves to have idiots on tiktok proudly filming themselves committing check fraud and claiming they've discovered an infinite money glitch. i cannot stress this enough.

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The Rev. Set

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🎤 I’m going where my heart will take me.

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Do you have any known queer relatives?

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i mean he’s so hot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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lestat would be doing musical numbers in veronica's casino. gay kevin gonna be somewhere wanting to fuck all of them before inevitably getting into armand's new cult. dilton knows they're vampires but he's chill about that. betty has EVEN MORE gay serial killers to investigate.

at some point lestat and cheryl gonna ugly cry together about their respective divorces.

If iwtv took place in the Riverdale world, lestat would be waiting for Louis in the sex bunker, and armand would have committed himself to the sisters of quiet mercy, and daniel would stay in thornhill to interview Cheryl about the crimes her family committed, and louis would be hanging out at pops everyday asking jughead to write about his ex husbands.

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If iwtv took place in the Riverdale world, lestat would be waiting for Louis in the sex bunker, and armand would have committed himself to the sisters of quiet mercy, and daniel would stay in thornhill to interview Cheryl about the crimes her family committed, and louis would be hanging out at pops everyday asking jughead to write about his ex husbands.

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cliffhanger - shows Cliff hanging

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*you can change the desicions you make, gowever you do not retain the knowledge of it that you have

reblog for larger sample size!!

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Somewhere in the south Pacific straight up "losing it." And by "it" well................let's just say. Oceanic flight 815

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Good timeline Riverdale polycule: Archie, Betty, Veronica, and Jughead

Evil fucked up timeline Riverdale polycule: Betty, Jughead, Bret, and Donna

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Daniel, darling, it’s come to my attention your readers have dubbed our coupling “The Devil’s Minion”. Why have they done this, Daniel? I am no devil. Nor do I see any resemblance between yourself and those little yellow fellows from the picture shows. I find the title reductive. They should call us “Beautiful Angels in Genuine Eternal Love”. What? Don’t laugh! No, I didn’t mean for the acronym to be BAGEL!! Stop calling us BAGEL at once, Daniel!!! You’ve mocked my earnesty for the last time.

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Lestat's new rock song playing from the speakers at the Dubai penthouse as Louis reads a book on capitalism or marriage or raising 70 year old fledglings abandoned by your deadbeat ex-husband.

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more doll klothes klinger, this time with rainbow high's olivia woods doll. malicious compliance? more like DE-licious!

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those were the lyrics right