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It tickles me that Elias seems infinitely more approachable than Lena, like if I needed the afternoon off for a doctor's appointment I know who I'd rather be asking even if he is a eldritch all-seeing murder manager who says terrifying things like "my door is always open".

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why are they sitting like two teenage girls who are also on a date in a scary b movie

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This quote is so funny but also like that is literally the most efficient summary of the difference between these books sdhfjhds

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Echo once again being extremely fuckable in this week's episode

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a bruise and arousal are the same btw. blood rushing to a part of the body thats desperate for attention

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*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

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i keep forgetting that Super Skeptic Jon isn’t just a meme and every time i relisten to tma i have to take a moment to process the fact that he literally read out a statement about a guy being terrorised by a ghost spider, said very sarcastically that professional help was certainly in order, then proceeded to casually mention that the guys dead body was found encased in web without any tone change at all like go off king process nothing

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and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

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T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land

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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

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This has always tickled me because it vaguely implies that Martin is slightly immune to Jon's spooky eye powers, either because he works in the Archives, or because the adorable is just that strong

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Sam must have fucked Alice over really badly during their relationship, huh. Him being wracked with guilt is the only reason I can think of that he just *takes* her relentless and frequently cruel mockery as though he thinks he deserves it