Shilla was a monster, but the Dodos only saw her as a playful Nymph
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Sorry for my English, generally I just read and don't write in English. It could seem crazy but I make horrible spelling mistakes sometimes..
These days I'm obsessed with LOTR and the Hobbit...
So obsessed that I sent a survey to some of my friends and asked them what creature they would be if they would ever suddenly woke up in Middle Earth. I imagined our group as a mix of creatures, but those lazy people selected "wizard" because they had no idea what the other characters were like!
THEY FINALLY GAVE ME A GOOD RESULT!
Thanks to @cafekitsune For these cute banners (~ ̄³ ̄)~

Shilla (me)= I am an elf blessed to be blind. (I have glasses that are bottle bottoms, I can't see anything even with them on.) I was the messenger between Mirkwood and Rivendell before I was blinded by the orcs. Given my inability to return, I remained in Rivendell with Thranduil's approval. After years of depression I returned to have some life after Elrond started sending me around the castle accompanied by a new messenger to help me get my life back. I will meet Amber, Frasy and Dan in Rivendell at a welcoming party for them and Gandalf. At the beginning I find the two Hobbits very annoying, as their stay goes on I grow fond of them. Probably someone, one day, find a cure for my blindness
Amber= She is a Hobbit. No one can deny that. She is short and she moves silently, plus she has a quantity of joy equal to Pippin and Merry. Gandalf's friend (she started smoking a pipe once she got to know the wizard) lives in a small house with her older sister and does nothing but complain about not being courted by the other Hobbits. Her sister, one day in the throes of a nervous breakdown, begs Gandalf to take her around and not let her return to the Shire until she has found a husband. Ambra is happy to travel with the magician, she can smoke all the pipes she wants. He finds Dan very annoying because yes. Not everyone likes her, although she might even make friends with orcs. At the beginning of the journey he had short hair, which he colored with pastes made from mixtures of herbs, spices and various plants, so that his hair was always red or black. She hates her natural hair colour so much so that she even dyes the hair on her feet.
Frasy= She is also a Hobbit. Ambra 's neighbor, they have known each other since they were little. She is much courted, but rejects everyone. Let's say she's not interested in Hobbits... she likes men taller than her. In the Shire she is known as the gossip girl who knows everything about everyone, she knows that but she doesn't stop herself from knowing as many things as possible. When Amber leaves with Gandalf, she chases the two and hides in the wagon in which the gray wizard arrives. She remained hidden for two days before they noticed her. The gray wizard gave her an hours-long lecture and was on the verge of returning to the Shire and leaving her safe. But he couldn't say no to the sweet eyes of the devil dressed as a lamb. Every time the two Hobbits get up to something, he thinks his end is near at any moment by the time they run him out (they outrun Pippin and Merry)
Rebecca= She is a magician. She worked alongside the Blue wizard, Pallando, Before he began traveling around Middle-earth to heal those in need in exchange for food and shelter. She was ninety-five years old when Erebor was taken from the Dwarves. During his travels he had the opportunity to meet Ross, a very nice dwarf, separated from his family while they went to the Blue Mountains. Given Ross's insensitivity (he can be very mean) and her intelligence, he makes sure that her appearance is not that of an old woman, but of a woman in her thirties.
Ross= dwarf, with a not very well-groomed beard and braids scattered randomly in his brown hair. While traveling to the Blue Mountains (he was three years old) he wandered away from the group and failed to go back further. Once Rebecca took him under her wing and saved him from some Trolls, he never left her side again. He cannot speak the dwarven language or even a little Elvish. He limits himself to speaking English with the various humans he meets during his travels. He realized he had done something wrong with Rebecca when he saw her using a spell to make her look young. He is afraid to talk to women. He has never wondered what happened to his parents. He will meet Gandalf with the two Hobbits with him. He will become Frasy 's best friend, regaining his confidence in speaking to a woman.
Dan= he is a half-magician. He was also studying with Pallando, but the old Blue wizard no longer wanted him as an apprentice. Returning to his village, he began to self-taught. He can only make healing potions, talk to animals and briefly see into the near future (about two hours) Despite this, he leaves (he didn't want to join the royal army) and then rushes back because he forgot the soaps that his grandmother gave him for his birthday.Even though it doesn't seem like it, he is very cultured, so much so that when he meets (yes we will all meet here) Ross will scold him (he is stronger than him) for how he takes care of his beard and He will instruct him step by step in dwarven culture and teach him to speak Khuzdul. But Dan has no patience, he won't even teach him how to write it.
Rora= Small and strong human. She has a brother who is part of the royal guard and she just wants to follow in his footsteps. They don't accept women in the army. BUT DON'T GET DOWN, RORA! Of course you disobey your parents and you find yourself in Rivendell. Because of his physical strength (despite her average height) Some handmaids mistook her for a man and one of them fainted from shock when Rora began to speak asking for hospitality. From that day on, that handmaid understood that she likes women. Elrond thinks Rora is nice and although he gets irritated because she can't read a normal book aloud, He sees that she is very good during sparring sessions with the other elves.

Here is our description if we are ever part of the world of The Hobbit. I hope I brought a smile to your face, having said that I should study, but obviously I won't, I'll spend the night on the phone.
#lo Hobbit#LOTR#lotr#film#imagine#erebor#gandalf#Thranduil#lord of the rings#hobbit#friends#fili x reader#fanfic#funny stuff
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Luffy : have you ever been in love?
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Luffy : what's his name?
Zoro : Luffy
Luffy : damn, what a coincidence
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Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character
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I made text dividers from some paintings I liked. I think it's good?
Like and reblog if you're going to use it!
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Omegaverse pt1
Karasuno
Daici is an alpha and nobody can deny it. The strong scent of oak, orange and Good coffee just out of the mocha is difficult to get rid of if a hug or being close enough to him happens.
For this reason in the first year, he had "the safety distance" that he put into practice when an omega approached.
Sugawara Koshi. He is the most beloved alpha of the school at home of his appearance. Several omegas try with him, who, not being interested, goes away calmly. He prefers Betas. Its smell is Linden, Passion fruit and coriander. During matches, his inner Alpha gets so excited that he sometimes has a hard time keeping it at bay.
Ennoshita is a quiet boy, many mistake him for a Beta. Instead he too is an Alpha. The smell of him is not very strong. Lemon tea with mango and cinnamon, it's a typical smell for an omega. All this is due to relatives. The grandmother is an Alpha (alpha women are rare) the parents beta. He likes omegas with short hair.
Tanaka. Even for him it doesn't have to be said. A strong Alpha who loves the beautiful manager Kiyoko. The strong personality greatly affects the smell of her. Spices, roasted meat and a light night of tiger lily, younger alphas fear it.
Hinata's entire family is made up of betas. but he is an Omega. Until his sister was born, his uncles thought he was adopted. Also Natsu Is AN omega. They also smell very similar. They both taste like clementines. For Hinata it is also calendula and honey.
Tobio is also an alpha. He doesn't really like the attention he gets from omegas. He is blatantly gay, he will never admit it though, due to a super straight blonde alpha who would make fun of him. (Cof, cof, tsukki, stop please...) It tastes like milk, salmon and parquet wax. When he gets pissed he only tastes like rotten milk.
Asahi Is a big alfa With BDE. Unfortunately this causes many to see him as a nasty alpha, territorial and very aggressive if he touches his partner. It's nothing true. He's so sweet of a man, his alpha sends angst filled vibes whenever someone doesn't understand his good intentions. Vanilla, cherry tree and earth are its smell. Most of the time it just feels earthy. When she walks into the gym, she can smell her full scent.
Tsukishima kei. This guy is an Alpha. He doesn't know that his best friend loves him. He just can't see it damn, he needs more glasses ... Deep down he likes the company of Bokuto and Kuroo (He won't even admit it under torture though). And yes. He would make fun of Tobio if he found out that he is gay. If Yamaguchi confesses, he'll turn so red that he'll risk exploding. Its smell is of spicy udon, mint and spray paint. When Yamaguchi argued at the retreat, he was so frustrated that the smell As a chemist he did not take off his clothes.
Nishinoya, This little sliver of pure energy is a beta. His Kohai are terrified of him, again for the same reason. He hangs around like a sentinel alongside Kiyoko and Yachi. This ball of energy, it's so fast, third years don't know how to handle it. except Sugawara. the small and overly energetic beta calms down when he senses that i The alpha of the captain and the number 2 make them nervous. Although it happens that Yuu doesn't give a damn, so he ends up running away from his senpai. . It tastes like star anise, chilli pepper and green tea.
Kiyoko: Obviously it's an Omega. It's not true, she's an Alfa ass kicker too. She knows how to defend herself well from the alphas in heat who hit on her. And she hurts him, all right if she hurts him. Since alpha females are rare, they are also the most respected. So she could conveniently tell Tanaka and Nishinoya to stop "protecting" her. But he likes their liveliness. Its smell is of roses, whiskey and tobacco, inherited from his grandfather.
Yachi is considered the cutest female omega of the first year. She doesn't know, otherwise she would have passed out from embarrassment. When she met the team she was so nervous that her smell was undefined. He loves and admires Kiyoko, his omega would start crying like a baby if he ever made such a big mistake in front of his senpai. She and Asahi get along well, as they are both insecure. Its smell is composed of wildflowers, blueberry mochi and sea breeze.
#hinata shouyou#kageyama tobio#omegaverse#alpha beta omega#haikyuu!!#haikucommunity#headcanon#haikyū!!#volleyball#gay man#manga headers#asahi
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Mha headcanon
Izuku and Shoto are best friends. for a long time during the second year they hid in the green room where they began a long session of foreplay. They were caught only once by Mina who started blackmailing the couple.
Shoto always thought it wouldn't make a difference what the class thought if he found out.
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