shinetheweirdo

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✨The boi loves climbing things✨

POV: you got lost deep in the forest at night and you see this thing hanging from a tree, staring directly into your soul. What would you do in such situation?

[shinetheweirdo]

✨The boi loves climbing things✨

POV: you got lost deep in the forest at night and you see this thing hanging from a tree, staring directly into your soul. What would you do in such situation?

[shinetheweirdo]

Can I come over dressed up like that and be cute and eat crumbs under your bed and-

and-

AND-

[shinetheweirdo]

i-it’s my birthday today…/genuine/shy/flirty/meow

I’m turning 20 and honestly I’m unsure if I’m more impressed or frightened by this fact xd. You can congratulate me and say something nice or cute or evil if you want 👉👈

[shinetheweirdo]

Can I come over dressed up like that and be cute and eat crumbs under your bed and-

and-

AND-

[shinetheweirdo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (/evil)

HEHEHEHE THANK UUUUUU!!!! >:) (/wants to bite your toes)

[shinetheweirdo]

i-it’s my birthday today…/genuine/shy/flirty/meow

I’m turning 20 and honestly I’m unsure if I’m more impressed or frightened by this fact xd. You can congratulate me and say something nice or cute or evil if you want 👉👈

[shinetheweirdo]

Can I come over dressed up like that and be cute and eat crumbs under your bed and-

and-

AND-

[shinetheweirdo]

Zim cannot understand since when are cats so ugly on this cursed planet

So another fun fact about mutated Dib from my AU that I wanted to share: he’s excellent at mimicking kitten meows, newborn human children’s cries and women’s screams. Because of mutations his vocal cords got deformed in such a way that prevents him from making sounds into complete words normally, but allows him to produce widest range of different noises and to easily control his voice to be either extremely high or extremely low, depending on his goals. Of course he uses this tactic to lure in his prey more easily. I imagine he would climb inside a dumpster and start producing child’s cries in order to eventually make some concerned person walk up close enough to his dumpster. Sometimes he can also make such noises unintentionally, for example when he’s in a lot of physical pain or when he’s extremely scared of something.

[shinetheweirdo]

Zim cannot understand since when are cats so ugly on this cursed planet

So another fun fact about mutated Dib from my AU that I wanted to share: he’s excellent at mimicking kitten meows, newborn human children’s cries and women’s screams. Because of mutations his vocal cords got deformed in such a way that prevents him from making sounds into complete words normally, but allows him to produce widest range of different noises and to easily control his voice to be either extremely high or extremely low, depending on his goals. Of course he uses this tactic to lure in his prey more easily. I imagine he would climb inside a dumpster and start producing child’s cries in order to eventually make some concerned person walk up close enough to his dumpster. Sometimes he can also make such noises unintentionally, for example when he’s in a lot of physical pain or when he’s extremely scared of something.

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@alt-zadr Day 4:  RAWR! <3 MAGNET

[shinetheweirdo]

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

[shinetheweirdo]

[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]

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Alt-zadr week day 5: LMFAO

“— Well, go dissect me and sell my organs to lab or whatever the fuck you wanted to do.

— Oh, don’t worry, I have way more interesting plans on you~”

Text on Dib’s shirt: “The nerdiest guys cum the hardest :}”

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH I decided to be the biggest clown in the room today (and probably one of the most unhinged as well)

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CW // implied drug use

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Alt-zadr week day 2: partay

They’re both drugged, covered in glitter and are about to initiate public orgy probably

The words on their t-shirts are “moth” and “moth fucker”

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CW // self harm, gore

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Alt-zadr week day 3: teh sads ToT

“— I just… Ugh

— You’ll explain yourself later, let’s just take care of your wounds right now”

Wanted to do some hurt/comfort stuff for this day. It was also kinda self-comforting to draw this ahah

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Alt-zadr week day 5: LMFAO

“— Well, go dissect me and sell my organs to lab or whatever the fuck you wanted to do.

— Oh, don’t worry, I have way more interesting plans on you~”

Text on Dib’s shirt: “The nerdiest guys cum the hardest :}”

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH I decided to be the biggest clown in the room today (and probably one of the most unhinged as well)