#mutant dib au

[shinetheweirdo]

"You’ve been noticed”

Fuck it *cryptidfies your Dib*

Fun fact: Due to mutations Dib’s physical ability to show facial expressions degraded so much that now he’s forever stuck with a smile on his face. The absolute maximum he can do now is blink and unhinge his jaws to bite you :}. Ofc he can’t speak as well, so the only way to tell in what state of mind he might be is observing his body language and listening closely to a wide range of monstrous noises and roars he’s able to produce. Would you try to pet him btw? :3

CW // semi-vent text below I guess

Yeah I remembered I have my own AU ahaha… ok I never forgot I just have love-hate relationships with creating any kind of AU’s (aka I absolutely love fantasising about it in my head and daydreaming long-ass scenarios related to it, but when it comes to actually sharing any of it publicly… idk I’m just always so ashamed to share any of my personal ideas, even tho I wanna do it badly cause I can’t just keep it all inside my head forever. I wanna get rid of this shame finally so I’m gonna start trying to share at least something related to it again. I’m not even gonna try and do something extra complex and cool out of this AU, I don’t even have enough powers to actually create some kind of masterpiece of a story. Every time I tried doing so it just burned me out quickly. That’s also part of the reason why I’m shameful to share my ideas — cause when I look at other people’s AU’s they’re all so… thought-out, complex, polished, and usually there’s like 1000-page fic to go along with an AU. I’m aware I have nothing to offer compared to this so it usually adds to my embarrassment about myself. Well, fuck it all at this point, I just wanna draw my silly little mutant and have fun with it, why can’t i do that? I know I put those limits by myself for no reason that my AU has to be “perfect” or else it’s not worth showing, and I gotta be the one who breaks this burden I created. Fuck shame, fuck all possible hate comments I might receive, I just want to freely share all my ideas I’m passionate about, no matter how cringe or gross they are. I’m just too tired to hold myself anymore.)

[fvzzyelf]

he had to have known that was coming. what did he expect? that she would be compliant and understanding? she didn't even know what she was yet, didn't understand the real game here for what it would become. all she knew is he was a perfect stranger only a little over an hour ago and now he was her intended until everything ironed it's self back out from the wrinkle her father's comments had made in divine society.

and there was no telling if or when that would ever happen, no matter what he did.

he raised his hands and took a step backward, giving her space to be angry while hopefully not reaching for him. the last thing he needed just then was for her to slap the image inducer off and he could only imagine a slap from her might do the trick!

"i'm not! it's just ... what the law says. it can be taken different ways. some of us may literally make more mutants by conception but there is... ah, another way. you will see."

she would eventually find out how their past dead returned to them, how they remained immortal in the eyes of the humans, how she would be one of them herself if the day came.

kurt lowered his hands but arched an eyebrow. this was not a good time to let his more... truthful nature... to shine through but he couldn't quite help it either.

"but should you WANT to... you'll have to figure that out yourself, katzchen. i will be a good husband but i am afraid our deal, as you say, does not mean that. i understand how upsetting that is," and for the first time since they met in this way, him in this form, he smiled how he might have were he flirting with any regular mutant that knew him among his mother's people.

it was a little wicked and smug, to be sure.

Something about Kurt's voice soothed Kitty's frayed emotions. She had been tired for so long, plagued by nightmares about the Nightcrawler. Sleep deprivation coupled with the looming threat of her own demise had done quite a number on her mind. Now she was saying goodbye to her parents. It was no strange, she was an adult after all. But what if intentions failed and this was the last she saw them?

Most people would crumble under the weight of all those distressing thoughts. Kitty very nearly did. The facade of composure was fragile and threatened to crack....until Kurt spoke. Kitty hardly knew the man but his accented voice reached inside and gently held the frightened heart that shivered in her chest. His eyes met her own red-rimmed gaze as he offered her a handkerchief to wipe away hot tears that threatened to fall. It was so chivalrous and old-fashioned and Kitty could not help a halting laugh when she took the sqaure of fabric. "Thank you."

Perhaps everything was shit, but he was sweet. As they stepped through the gate made of twisted branches, Kitty cast a look back at the place she had always called home; at her parents standing in the door. Their hands clasped tightly as they watched their old child disappear into the unknown.

As a city girl, Krakoa was unlike anything the young woman experienced in her life. There were impossibly large trees everywhere interspersed with other colorful varieties of vegetation. Kitty observed the homes and structures Kurt pointed out to her, but there was so much to see! Holy moly was that a waterfall? Her mouth hung open in surprise, wonder on her face. This was where she was going to live?

It was all so unreal and beautiful...until the list of rules sank into Kitty's stunned mind. No mortal bloodshed. Great. That was why she was here right? Respect the sacred land? Of course! It was gorgeous and she was a polite guest. Make more-

Her jaw clicked shut, head snapping to look in the direction of newly betrothed. "Excuse me?" Certainly mutants had been born to humans in the past but- "You said this agreement meant you were not expecting anything!"

Was it too late to go back through the gate?

[dutifullyfuriouscat]

Here's my take/Au of my invader zim thing lol-

Dib and Gaz are humans just go insect DNA in them... To see how the human body will react and mutant, Dib has a jumping spider and a trapdoor spider DNA(s) in him. And Gaz having beetle DNA that can fly/have wings

Zim, Gir, and minimose are the same is just that Zim is weirded out on why Dib-thing have 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘺 appearance.

I'll maybe redo the character designs lol-

[the-bar-sinister]

I know we're not in the same fandoms, so I'm really curious: what themes and such do your long fics usually consist of? I tend to write very dark long fics.

Oh gosh... I think every longfic we've ever written has been some flavor of plot heavy, high stakes action/thriller with a complicated romance happening in the foreground. XD

Our big fics back when we were teenagers were:

an OC x canon X-Men fic about two runaway homeless teenagers fighting human-supremacist fascists who dug up the main character's best friend and turned her into a mutant killing robot.

an OC x canon the Incredibles fic which was a dark exploration of what it would be like if your villain f/o really came to make you his lover. Involved a lot of torture and being forced to confront your lack of morals and your lover's abusive tendencies.

A ZADR Zim fic where Zim and Dib got together while fighting an alien menace from outside time and space that wanted to drain all the energy from the main characters universe in order to combat and delay entropy and heat death in their own universe.

an extremely whumpy Matrix series about an OC who was a human working for the Agents.

Our more recent longfics have been:

The Primrose Path to Hell: a dark dubcon romance Resident Evil AU about Rebecca being seduced by Wesker against the backdrop of the early stages of the Umbrella Corporation's fuckery.

The Monster's Name Was Adam: Another resident evil fic-- this one is an enemies to lovers fic about a bitter old man who has lost everything finally succumbing to the desire to bring back to life the evil man he killed, and grappling with what it means that he cares about him.

and most recently

In Justice We Trust: which is a spy thriller mystery about a broken and abused human weapon who finally escapes his captors, and manages to form an emotional relationship with the man whose life he completely destroyed. And about a prosecutor who spends seven years in jail under a false charge only to fall in love with the man who committed the crime. It's also about recovering from child abuse, and about being plural.

So... yeah the themes of our writing are pretty heavy XD

[ask-the-averys]

Sorry if this is a…potentially long ask (take as long as you need to answer any of my asks!! ^-^ And I hope you don't mind a lil spam)

Couuuuulllddddd we get a lil Run down on the Many Avery's, like what Au they're from? (I recognize a few names but a lot…i have no clue but I am curious!!!!)

,Jester

Yeah!! Of course!!

FNAF:SB/RUIN Avery: Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex employee who falls in love with Sun Moon and Clipsy (Ruin AND Qwill's Clipsy)

Welcome Home Avery: A silly Welcome Home self insert I made that is mildly disturbing and honestly scares me sometimes.

ROTTMNT Avery: silly teenage raccoon-human mutant!!! He has so much trauma it's horrific.

Plague Doctor Avery: Plague Doctor silly who tests you for pestilence and then befriends you.

Chibi Avery: just a chibi version that changes forms quite often and uses the chibi version of every Avery :33

Computer/TV Head Avery: Silly computer head man.

Spooky Month Avery: literally just a small brown haired child with silly Donatello costume.

Andy's Apple Farm Avery: star man.

TADC Avery: RACCOON MAN PT. 1

BATIM/BATDR Avery: RACCOON MAN PT 2. but very much so hostile.

CoLQ Avery: A silly deity that's dating two other deities (ahem ahem SUN AND MOON ahem ahem)

Lie/False Avery: basically a living computer virus but he runs a cult unwillingly and if you find out about said cult your memories of Lie!Avery get erased and he dies like 17 times.

Fruitgore Avery: fruitgore. Plus Avery. Boom.

Amanda The Adventurer Avery: SILLY RACCOON MAN PT. 3

Doodle Avery: basically the doodlebob version of Avery. Speaks in Russian only.

The Grape-Colored Vine Avery: not much to this AU yet, but he basically dies and gets reincarnated into different universes and slowly finds out everything via a magical being from a grape-colored vine.

Swap Avery: SILLY RACCOON MAN PT. 4 but animatronic (Sun and Moon are human in this AU)

Seashore Avery: Merman Avery

(Adding them in bcuz I need to)

Salad Fingers Avery: a teenager Sally (Salad Fingers) basically adopts (basically kidnaps) and gives the name 'Jacob Swanston'. Literally doesn't and can't talk (Sally doesn't like when people use their mouth words.)

Invader Zim Avery: A kid around Dib's age that already knew Zim was an irken and doesn't gaf + befriends Zim.

[ne0nlightzz]

Characters/Fandoms I Write For

These are not all the characters I'll write for nor all the fandoms! Just some characters that I personally favor and would like to write about way more than some others! [this also includes what season of specific shows I'll write for. This will change and be updated quite a bit as I watch further into some shows and start to write for other characters and seasons]

This also includes what type of 'xReader's I'll write for!

Note: i keep saying throughout this post and this applies to every fandom i write for- ill write for other characters that aren't listed, so please if there's a character you'd like to see be written for and you don't see it on the list please just ask if I'll write for that character and ill let ya know!! it doesn't bother me and id rather people ask me rather then not!

Supernatural

Characters-

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Bobby

Seasons-

S.1

S.2

S.3

S.4

The Vampire Diaries/The Originals

Characters-

Damon Salvatore Stefan Salvatore Elijah Mikaelson

Klaus Mikaelson Kol Mikaelson Rebekah Mikaelson Marcel Gerard Lorenzo 'Enzo' Bonnie Bennett Tyler Lockwood Jeremy Gilbert Luke Parker Kai Parker

Seasons-

S.1 - S.8 [TVD] S.1- S.3 [The Originals]

Note: I'll write for practically all of TVD and most of The Originals. The characters in red are ones I'll write for but am less egar to write for if that makes sense. also if there is a specific character that you'd like written but isn't on this list please feel free to ask if I'll write for them! because trust me ill somewhat willingly write for most! (except for Matt. never ask me to write for Matt unless it's about him getting it by a car. This is mostly a joke so Matt fans don't kill me please-.)

The Lost Boys

Characters- David

Marko

Paul

Dwayne

Michael Emerson

Sam Emerson

note: is anyone even in this fandom anymore? im not sure but this old vamp movie is so bad but also so awesome-

TMNT 2012

Characters-

Donatello [Donnie]

Michelangelo [Mikey]

Leonardo [Leo]

Raphael [Raph]

Casy Jones

Seasons-

S.1

S.2

s.3

Note:

i do write for other characters like April O'Neil, but i prefer to mainly write for Casey and the turtles as i favor them and i think i can write them better then i could other characters (this doesn't mean i won't write other characters!)

tmnt masterlist [each gen ill write for and what characters ill write for in those gens cuz i can't add every tmnt gen ill write for here- but untill i make my tmnt master list please know ill also write for a bit of rottmnt,2003 and a bit of bayverse and mutant mayhem! ]

Marble Hornets

characters-

Tim Wright [+His alter ego-Masky]

Brian Thomas [+His alter ego-Hoodie]

Alex Karlie

Jay Merrick

Note:

i will also write both hoodie/brian and masky/tim in creepypasta context and plz know im still watching marble hornets because my attention span for stuff like that[or most stuff in general] is nonexistent so it takes me awhile to get through series and all that[im slowly getting through marble hornets and am learning more about it but its taking me 6 years no joke- also i do write Tim and Brian and their alter egos separately because in my head that just makes sense because i just imagine that there are very different behaviors in between the person and the alter ego if that makes any sense]

Creepypasta:

characters-

Ticci Toby/Tobias Rogers

X-Virus/Cody

BEN Drowned

Bloody Painter/Helen

The Puppeteer

Jeff the killer

Eyeless Jack

Note: plz ask for any other characters! these are just the ones i could think of off the top of my head! ill also write Masky/Tim and Hoodie/Brian in the creepypasta context too. im also sure ill end up editing and add onto this.

Invader Zim

Characters- Zim Dib Gir Gaz Tak

Seasons- S.1 S.2 note: ill write for s.1-the first haft of s.2 but not for the movie as i haven't watched it yet. ill also write aged up/feature au and maybe Zadar [plz don't kill me] besides that please ask for any relationships or characters.

Call Of duty

Characters- Ask...currently working on this!

This list will continue to be updated as i remeber and get back into older fandoms and as i watch more of these shows/movies and such!! so again please feel free to ask about fandoms/shows/movies you dont see on this or any other list!! ill most likely make a a basic fandom masterlist that doesnt go into the characters ill write for as those will most likely just be other fandoms i that dont really need a list of characters!

also here is a short list of other fandoms/shows/movies ill write for but i felt dont really need a character list-

Interview With The Vampire EverymanHyrid/slenderverse Teen wolf Call of duty The Black Phone It 2017/Bowers gang Cyberpunk Gravity Falls Lego Ninjago Sanders Sides FNAF/Aftons HTTYD The Owl House Ask/ETC! There are so many that are not listed so please ask!

disclaimer: i do not own any of these chatacters, fandoms/shows/movies or images. all rights n all go to their respecful owners

[violetvulpini]

Little Invader Zim X TMNT 2003 doodles. Or as I like to call it, pot meeting a lot of kettles.

[Below some extra art, brainstorming chats, and transcripts because my handwriting is awful]

[image 1- "So you had a 'real' spaceship, like all these 'real' artifacts, but you can't show me because an alien happened to steal it between the reported sighting and my arrival (wast of my time.)" "They are real, and free! Your government drone failed to defeat the alien glory! My only regret is the alien didn't take me with." "(fury of 1000 suns) Never contact us again."]

[image 2- "Has anyone deployed a drone that I wasn't made aware of?" "No, sir." "Then either these people are delusional, or the FBI is pulling something again." "Probably the former." "Very likely."]

[image 4- "And this disguise... works?" "right? Right?? RIGHT?!?"]

[image 7- "Babysitting isn't in my job description, sir." ("HEY") "Didn't you volunteer to deal with Operative Ritter?"]

[tomboy014]

TruthShriekers AU, the Setup

Weeks turn into months, and after two years, April, Wes, Dib and Dipper are close friends.  Forum posting has turned into DMs, private group chats, emails, texts and finally video calls.  At this point, the only thing left to do is meet.

A little difficult when you live all over the country.

So come summer, the gang is going to go on a cross country trip to meet each other and hunt the paranormal!  There are some concerns, and not everyone is super mobile, but they’ve got a plan.

Wes lives in prime ghost-hunting territory and is the least mobile.  He’s just gotten his license, but doesn’t have a car, so the gang will start their adventures in Amity Park, Michigan.

Dipper is going to catch a flight and April will pick him up from the airport when she drives over from New York.  She’s borrowing a neighbor’s car, an old junker they were ready to scrap anyways.  They’ll use it to carpool, with April and Wes driving.

Dib is concerningly mobile for a twelve-year-old, but he guarantees he can make it on his own to Amity Park.  It’s the shortest trip, only a few hours drive by car since he lives in the next state over, so they’re worried, but willing to trust him.  For now.

After some ghost hunting, they’ll swing down to Dib’s hometown to get a tour of Membrane Labs and check out his “alien” classmate.

Then, a weekend in Point Pleasant, West Virginia for the Mothman festival and a little bug-hunting of their own.

Then they’ll swing up to Chicago to check out the (second) most haunted city in America!  From there, it’s a long drive across country before they hit California, so they figured they’d save some money by camping along the way instead of staying in hotels.

But then they get to check out San Francisco!  After that, one more very long ride to New York City so April can show them around the Big Apple before they all part ways.

It’s… a lot, and it’s not exactly easy on anyone’s budget, but everyone’s been saving money from allowances, part-time jobs, birthdays and anything else they can, so it’s just barely doable, but it’s tight.  The campgrounds will have to be cheap, they need to couch surf as much as possible in the different cities, and there’s not really any money left for anything else, so it’s going to be a lot of bologna sandwiches and ramen, but everyone’s looking forward to it.

Except this plan almost immediately starts falling apart.  For one, Dipper never actually got his parents approval to fly across country by himself.  In fact, they’d already planned for him and his sister to spend the summer with their great uncle in Oregon.

It’s okay.  Instead of checking out the Bay area, there’s bound to be something in Oregon… right?

But this also means that he won’t be able to join them for most of the trip, and he might not be able to go to New York at all.  Still, the important part is that they’re going to finally meet.  They’ll make it work and meet him there.

And of course, Mikey found out about April’s plans and told Leo, who told Raph, who told Donnie who will absolutely not be left out of a chance to tour the Membrane Labs.  Mikey’s not about to be left behind on a ghost hunting summer, and if they’re going, the rest of the boys are going, too.

Downside, there’s now four more people and April needs to prep her friends because her “brothers” look a little… different from other people.  Upside, there’s now four more people contributing to the budget AND they can take the Turtle Tank.  That’ll give them all a lot more room, even with the group doubling, AND they have room to pack April’s kayak.  If they’re going to go camping across country and hit up two cities on Lake Michigan, she’s bringing it.

Plus, the Turtle Tank doesn’t run on gas.  She doesn’t know what it runs on, but it means they don’t need money for gas anymore or to stop to refuel, and that’s a win in her book.

See?  The plan is still salvageable.  Now, they all just need to hit the road.

After all, what else can go wrong?

<<Prev Next>>

Ages in this AU: April, Jazz: 18 Raph, Wes: 17 Leo, Donnie, Danny, Sam, Tucker: 16 Mikey: 15 Dib, Dipper, Mabel: 12 Zim: ?

[candylitaaa]

Yesterday i saw the new movie "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse" and i loved it! so i wanted to draw a specie of AU where Zim becomes a specie of "Spider-Man"... Yeah, let me being happy-

[History resume, about his disguise and timelapse below]

His costume consists of a kind of bandana or red cloth with a design of white cobwebs (This highlights his lousy skills creating costumes like in the official series) and a suit/tunic/dress (Depends how you see it) red with blue and purple triangles ; in the center it has the irken logo. The rest of his costume is directly the same uniform that he always wears and used before, the only modification he had was the thick and large insoles on the boots. This is because Zim says that it makes him look taller (The irkens officially, both in the series/comic/movie, interpret that the taller he is, the stronger he is). He also wears completely white contact lenses to "further hide" his identity (something he never managed to begin with but surprisingly no one notices). Even so, reddish tones are slightly noticeable, partly showing the true color of his red eyes. Spider-Irk (Zim) can shoot webs from his hands/wrists to attack, defend, travel or anything else, but decides to use his Pak legs more than his webs.

History: Zim was planning how to get rid of Dib Membrane (his enemy) for once by modifying the DNA of a spider from an unknown planet using irken technology. And it was going quite well, seeing that there were good results in the genetics that were observed in that spider. However, Zim had given the order to Gir (His servant/S.I.R Unit) to keep an eye on the spider, which we all know has not gone as expected from his orders, causing the spider to escape because of Gir. While Zim complained about Gir's disobedience, he looked for the mutant spider, but to Zim's bad luck, that spider was able to go unnoticed and climb from Zim's legs to his back. When the spider got to his back it has bite too close to his Pak, causing it to cause a type of virus in which everything modified by it is transferred to Zim instead of Dib as originally planned. Zim killed the spider but too late, making Zim slowly discover that he has "spider powers". The first suspicion about something negative for him were the scars that formed on his back that had been formed by the bite of the alien spider. In fact, his suit has white lines drawn on the back representing those scars formed that spread the modified DNA. After confirming his theory that he had obtained certain powers, he told Gir and he, half an hour later, had made him a costume inspired by a certain Earth superhero. Zim didn't like it at all and didn't see the point, but he had inadvertently grown to like hiding his identity. Something curious is, one of the reasons for hiding his identity is because it reminds him of the murderers who hide so that no one knows who it was, and after it crossed his mind, Zim began to like the idea of ​​disguising himself. He use these powers for defeat villains only for want being the greatest villain in the Earth, but that makes him a hero without thinking he's a hero (He still thinking is a villain). Note: The costume he has on was not the one Gir made for him. Zim had thrown away that suit because he thought it was irrelevant to anything, but days later he created his suit himself (The one with the reference)

[The english isn't my main language and all of this info was translated using Google translator and my small skills in write in english, so if i wrote something wrong tell me and i go to fix it!]

Timelapse:

[shinetheweirdo]

Zim cannot understand since when are cats so ugly on this cursed planet

So another fun fact about mutated Dib from my AU that I wanted to share: he’s excellent at mimicking kitten meows, newborn human children’s cries and women’s screams. Because of mutations his vocal cords got deformed in such a way that prevents him from making sounds into complete words normally, but allows him to produce widest range of different noises and to easily control his voice to be either extremely high or extremely low, depending on his goals. Of course he uses this tactic to lure in his prey more easily. I imagine he would climb inside a dumpster and start producing child’s cries in order to eventually make some concerned person walk up close enough to his dumpster. Sometimes he can also make such noises unintentionally, for example when he’s in a lot of physical pain or when he’s extremely scared of something.

[letsgetitblog]

Turtles forever BUT....

They're all teachers- ( I remember saying something like this to gab not that long ago and I just remembered and my brain went to haywire)

And it's like Abbot Elementary (cuz i love that show to bits) i just gotta figure out which turtle teaches what. Which grades they all would teach..

Who would be the PRINCIPAL? like omg....

...

DIBS ON SAYING 12 RAPH WOULD BE AN ART TEACHER- or history teacher- or a coach on the side maybe.

Ohhh and the plot, cuz ofc the school that they're going to be working at is going to be like a mutant and human mixed together school. Like modern au. But ya know-

I gotta think more about this, but you guys can add more to the mess if you like-

[ubebonnie]

Murphy’s Law

How did we get here?

Part One of my Liminal Space Au which I’ve linked the Masterpost of here. I’d recommend reading that post just to get some context on what’s to come in this little blurb. 

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Two years after the Kraang invasion, the boys and April have uncovered that the U.S. government is secretly kidnapping and experimenting on mutants. During one of their missions, they encounter a yokai with the ability to supposedly move both forward and backward in time, but only by a few days. They try helping this yokai only to learn that the Earth Protection Force (EPF) has fatally injected them with a rather lethal amount of modified Empyrean they harvested from sister Kraang when she was captured and studied.

They were only able to neutralize this yokai by using the Kraang technology that initially nullified their mystic powers like in the movie and while the yokai is able to move spatially through time and space, they aren’t exactly capable of changing the state of their own body so in essence without intervention they could have died of old age so to speak.   

With their last few breaths, the yokai transforms into a pocket watch that contains a rather alarming amount of mystic energy similar to how Karai was transformed into a sword to seal the Shredder. The watch is bestowed upon the boys for the time being as Draxum is in Japan meeting with some of his old colleagues. Donnie tasks himself to see whether or not he’ll be able to either harness the powers of the artifact/further study how the effects of empyrean could lead to such a state in the first place, (perhaps to even find a way to reverse it).

He spends a couple days troubleshooting theories here and there but by the end of each session he seals it up by manifesting a purple bubble around the object using his mystic powers. 

On one particular day, he steps outside his lab while studying the artifact to retrieve one of the packages he’s ordered from online, but not before sealing the pocket watch in a suspended purple orb, just in case. Shelldon accompanies him since the package he ordered was larger than he could handle.  

He’s away from his lab for exactly seven minutes. 

Leo and Mikey step into the room two minutes after, trying to scope out what Donnie’s been up to and whether or not he’s withholding some goodies. They do the obligatory search through his stuff calling dibs on doo-dads here and there, before they finally come across the Chekhov’s gun of this story, the pocket watch. Leo is more fascinated by the orb and how it suspended the item playing around with it carelessly. 

He throws it over to Mikey who catches it worriedly but Mikey proceeds to squish the orb noticing how it really does have a rubber bubble like texture before throwing it back to Leo. 

Raph, who’s big brother senses have been tingling, checks out the commotion coming from the lab because he knows Donnie stepped out just a moment ago. He’s about to reprimand them both for going through Donnie’s stuff without him present but almost instantly Leo hurls the orb at his face and Raph proceeds to block it out of instinct with his ninjutsu unknowingly causing the orb to react poorly and begin to bounce around the room carelessly knocking over much of Donnie’s lab equipment and research. 

The brothers do their best to avoid the projectile all the while the pocket watch begins to pulse from the rough treatment. Leo’s able to portal it within Mikey’s reach who in turn is able to use his mystic whip to grab it. However, the whip grips it a bit too harshly causing the purple bubble to pop and the pocket watch unceremoniously drops to the cement crackling in green power. 

Raph and Mikey automatically panic worrying about how Donnie’s going to retaliate in regards to them trespassing on his research. They approach the watch and scoop it up, placing it on the table it was originally set upon. 

Leo’s slightly more worried about how the pocket watch is behaving strangely but is distracted as Donnie runs into the room, having left his package with Shelldon, since he was able to hear the yelling from quite a bit away. 

Raph and Mikey immediately begin coming up with excuses for their presence turning away from the discarded watch. 

Big Mistake.

Donnie’s the only one paying attention to how the watch surges with green energy quickly pulling Leo close to him so that he can hastily manifest a small wall shielding them from it. When the light dims, Donnie notices how Raph and Mikey’s image glow aggressively green and practically start glitching out of reality. He can only watch on in horror as they panic at the circumstances until they just blip out of existence and he proceeds to run to their last position yelling out their names frantically. 

…

…

…

“Donnie?” 

Donatello’s eyes snap towards Leonardo and only then does he notice that his brother’s shoulder got nicked by the green energy and it’s quickly spreading to the rest of his body. 

“Leo,” he begins repeating desperately. He retreats back to his brother. 

“What’s happening?” Leo observes his hands glitching before looking up back at Donnie reaching out to him. 

They grasp hands but Leo is as good as gone within the next couple of moments. 

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This is pretty much where Cause and Effect diverge as mentioned. Cause following through with present Donnie’s POV and Effect following through with Leo, Mikey and Raph’s POV in the future. I do actually plan on making a small comic for this when I get the chance.

[jerakeenc]

many kidfics i’ve read and loved

look who’s reccing a million year old fics now. kidfics, very many. posted to dw for snowflake, thought I’d copy here as well. will be reading most, if not all. if you don’t hear from me again, this list is the culprit.

101 Ways To Get Lucky (In Love) by lenore

18,200 words | SGA, McKay/Sheppard

Rodney McKay is rich, gorgeous and at the top of his game—except someone just moved the goalposts! Now Rodney realizes he is sorely lacking the one status symbol that everybody seems to have…the perfect family. Rodney needs help, so he hires a relationship coach. Single-dad John Sheppard may be an expert, but not when it comes to his own relationships! And every day he spends with Rodney makes him wish that he could be the one to fill the vacancy in Rodney's life…

A Beautiful Lifetime Event by astolat

29,000 words | SGA, McKay/Sheppard

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

An Earlier Heaven by regann

67,400 words | X-Men, Erik/Charles

In the wake of Cuba, Charles and his students are ready to pick up the pieces and work toward achieving Charles's dream of a safe haven for young mutants. Those plans, however, take a surprising turn thanks to a very unexpected complication. As he slowly builds a future for his students and for his child, Charles struggles with the loss of Erik and the secrets he's willing to keep to protect his family, but those strides are shattered when Erik makes a startling reappearance into his life. [mpreg, kidfic, ensemble]

And everything nice by noelia_g

30,200 words | Social Network, Mark/Eduardo

The one where Mark somehow ends up with a child and of course needs a nanny for the amount of time he spends at the office. Only problem is a string of nannys keep trying to get into his pants for what he assumes is his money. Cue Mark's assistant hiring a male nanny, enter Eduardo.

asking to be born by longtime_lurker

26,500 words | Bandom, Pete/Patrick

"Don't worry, it's probably just his big gay freakout," Andy yells cheerfully and unhelpfully into Patrick's ear as they're hustling Pete over to the nearest private clinic.

Better with You by harriet_vane

38,100 words | 1D, Liam/Louis

Based on this prompt at the kinkmeme:

Single parent and solo artist Liam Payne hires Louis Tomlinson to be a full time nanny to his four year old son Sammy. Although the two men don't quite click from the start it's love at first sight between Sammy and Louis. Eventually Louis and Liam warm up to each other and get on like a house on fire, in fact the two become a little too fond of each other.

I refuse to apologize for how sweet this ended up, okay? It's kidfic, I am forever writing kidfic, and this one is even kid-fic-ier than usual.

Can't Get Enough of You (Baby) by eternalbreath

22,100 words | Inception, Arthur/Eames

Eames vanishes from dreamshare and Arthur goes a little crazy looking for him until he stumbles across him -- with a baby.

Chelsea, Chelsea, I Believe by empathapathique

300,800 words | Hockey, Kane/Toews

Patrick meets a girl his rookie year.

Don't You Shake Alone by dsudis

62,180 words | Generation Kill, Brad/Nate

Nate looked exactly like Brad always pictured him: exhausted in the full life-in-a-combat-zone sense of the word.

Dude, what's a bulwark? by kellifer_fic

12,150 words | Teen Wolf, Derek/Stiles

Beacon Hills is the kind of small town where everybody knows everybody, and what everybody knows is that surly diner owner Derek Hale and free spirited single dad Stiles Stilinski have been in love with each other for years. If only they knew it too.

Every Other Beautiful World by rhiannonhero

43,280 words | SGA, McKay/Sheppard

Some things are unexpected but still inevitable in every beautiful world.

Forever, Now by harriet_vane

227,100 words | Bandom, Frank/Gerard, Jon/Spencer, Brendon/Ryan, Brian/Greta

Brian rescues kid!Gerard and Mikey from life on the streets, and eventually everyone finds a family.

here comes the sun by oflights

56,600 words | Social Network, Mark/Eduardo

This is a story about growing up, sad 70's rock songs, too much hair gel, "Maxwell's Silver Hammer", a baby with curly hair, a Geiger counter, a dog that isn't named Max, the Chicken Dance, Cheerios, pepper-spray, drugs, sex, and a stuffed chicken named Cluckerberg, nicknamed Cluck. or: Mark raises Sean's accidental baby, and I write the fluffiest thing ever.

I Got a Love (That Keeps Me Waiting) by svmadelyn

163,700 words | Hockey, Kane/Toews

There's a lot of different ways this summary could go, like:

Patrick Kane gets more than a gold medal in Sochi.

Or, the classic: It's too late to pull out now.

Or: Patrick Kane continues to thrive in high pressure situations.

Or: Patrick Kane gets knocked up, goes to White Castle, and finds love, not necessarily in that order.

But, ultimately, all that really matters is this: Patrick Kane is keeping his baby.

I Would Be by cathalin

20,290 words | American Idol, Kris/Adam

AU. Adam and Kris meet a few years down the road, when down-on-his-luck Kris and his young daughter Katherine show up to rent a room from Adam, who never made it to an Idol audition.

Ice Ice Baby by uraneia

51,340 words | Hockey, Claude/Danny

A gold medal isn't the only souvenir Claude brings home from Prague.

OR: The one where Claude gets drunk, gets pregnant, and gets convinced to move in with Danny, whom he's been secretly in love with for years. What could possibly go wrong?

my heart is bigger than the distance in between us by estrella30

15,000 words | 1D, Nick/Harry

Nick chuckles quietly but grabs the remote and follows Emma, Aimee coming up close behind him. It’s indeed Harry on the telly, singing along to his latest radio hit and smiling slowly into the camera far too seductively for half eight on a Friday morning, if you ask Nick. He presses the volume just in time to catch the crowd’s roaring applause and see the pink flush Harry’s cheeks. Nick watches him duck his head as he gives a small wave to the audience, and it hits Nick that Harry is still the most humble and appreciative billionaire Nick’s ever met.

Good job, popstar, Nick thinks to himself.

or, Nick is a single dad and Harry is his bff and it's a bunch of years into the future and they fall in love

Once Upon a Furry Octopus by skoosiepants

11,270 words | SGA, McKay/Sheppard

He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.

Reconcilable Differences by astolat

40,000 words | Smallville, Clark/Lex

Luthor Family Values.

Shelter by harriet_vane

63,500 words | Social Network, Jesse/Andrew

From the kinkmeme prompt: Some sort of AU vaguely based on Shelter! For whatever reason, Jesse has to take care of Hallie and give up his dream of being an actor. He ends up working in a dead end job when former, now successful friend (Andrew) returns home. They fall in love, etc, only Jesse can't go away with him because he has a responsibility to his family. CUE ANGST.

Show Me The Way Back Home Baby by stilinskisparkles

15,000 words | Teen Wolf, Derek/Stiles

In which Lydia and Jackson produce the world's cutest baby, and the pack goes crazy-- the good kind of crazy. Except for Derek, who is afraid of tiny cute babies and Stiles who plans to be the best Uncle ever. Even if Danny called dibs on Godfather.

Skybird by windsweptfic

33,785 words | Inception/White Collar, Arthur/Eames

Arthur and Eames adopt a kid and raise that kid into Neal Caffrey.

Small Cells and Fibers by sevenfists

7,830 words | Bandom, Frank/Gerard

Tuesdays were finger-painting days. Frank made sure to wear his oldest pair of jeans, because even with his full-length apron and his constant reminders that paint belongs on paper and not on clothing, he always ended up with tiny, multi-colored handprints all over his clothes. There wasn't a thing he could do about it, so he just wore pants from 1995.

Small Primes and Square Roots by liviapenn

12,500 words | SGA, McKay/Sheppard

"I hope you picked someone really intelligent, otherwise it seems like it would be kind of a waste. Of incubation time, if nothing else."

So Wise We Grow by deastar

81,250 words | Star Trek Reboot, Kirk/Spock

"Commander Spock, we have located your son," the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock's face that he's never heard of this kid before in his life. "If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week."

Something Better by lovelypoet

18,350 words | Bandom, Frank/Gerard

"We all have to take jobs we don't like sometimes, you know?"

The Next Time You Say Forever by Thistlerose

27,300 words | Star Trek Reboot, Kirk/McCoy

After his ex-wife's death, McCoy is forced to leave the Enterprise to look after his teenage daughter. Under normal circumstances, this would be the end of…whatever it is he has with Kirk that's more than friendship, but less than what he wants. But the universe has other intentions.

The Reeducation of Misters Kane and Toews by jezziejay

15,900 words | Hockey, Kane/Toews

In which Kaner sort of has a kid, and Mr. Toews doesn't know which of them is the bigger brat.

AU featuring teacher!Jon and hockey-player!Kaner. With bonus 'Hawks characters, love notes, pasta jewelry, Be Better Pizzas, pirouettes, a sprinke of angst and guest appearance by Derek Jeter.

The Road Delivered Us Home by keelywolfe

117,430 words | Hobbit, Thorin/Bilbo

In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.

He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

This Story Was Brought to You by Our Sponsors by scaramouche

29,500 words | Supernatural, Dean/Castiel

Dean's post-apocalyptic life is a friggin' soap opera. Romance! Angst! Separations! Reunions! Pizza Dinners! A Child Dean Never Knew He Had! It's all very dramatic.

throw a little sparkle all over it by etben

26,000 words | Bandom, Frank/Gerard

"Hey, Ma," Mikey says. "No, everything's fine—well, I mean, Gerard accidentally adopted a baby—no, he's changing her now, he can't talk."

Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel

77,130 words | Teen Wolf, Derek/Stiles

"So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

God, he dreams.

He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it."

Tip, Slide, Tumble by j_s_cavalcante

42,900 words | due South, Fraser/Kowalski

Ray knew when he found the body in the alley it was going to change someone's life. He just didn't expect that life would be his.

Turn by saras_girl

306,000 words | Harry Potter, Harry/Draco

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.

Unless it's lies or it's love by sprat

25,300 words | American Idol, Kris/Adam

In which Adam (a rock star) meets Kris (a single dad) at an Emergency Room in Arkansas at the end of a particularly shitty night. Also features: San Francisco, fresh starts, baked goods, OCs, cameo appearances by Matt and Megan, pirates, monsters with garbage heads and a recording studio.

What Child Is This by lamardeuse

30,150 words | Merlin, Arthur/Merlin

A modern AU with Merlin, Arthur, mayhem, a baby and a jingly elf hat.

What to Expect by arsenic

29,200 words | Bandom, Bob/Mikey

Mikey has his band, and his little girl, and that's enough. Really, it is.

Winter's Children by neery

66,890 words | Marvel, Bucky/Steve

When their attempts to recreate the super soldier serum failed, Hydra started trying to breed Captain America clones from his genetic samples. Unfortunately, the serum's effects aren't passed down genetically, so instead of an army of tiny Captain Americas, they get a bunch of tow-headed, asthmatic, allergic, immuno-compromised little Steves.

And then the Winter Soldier stumbles across Hydra's failed experiment...

With Six You Get Eggroll by speranza

31,000 words | due South, Fraser/Kowalski

"Kick 'em In The Head: A Guide To Parenting."

ETA: Bonus! Because I apparently lost my bookmark for this one but have the memory of an elephant for kidfic, so it came to me eventually. :D

A Farm in Iowa 'Verse by sheafrotherdon

166,000 words | SGA, McKay/Sheppard

John inherits a farm, Rodney ends up entirely out of his element, and there is much ado about baseball.

[jaxl-road]

The League of Extraordinary Rockstars, ch.3

Summary: LA is a hub for music and mutants, making it the perfect place for Motley Crue, Guns N’ Roses, and countless other mutant musicians to call home. But it’s not all easy, especially when it comes to finding a decent place to live. So what better solution than moving in together in the mansion of an immortal? Love, drama, and super powers. If nothing else, it’ll be interesting.

Chapter Warnings: Language, genderswap!Steven

AN: This is a collaboration between myself and @the–blackdahlia​! It combines elements from her fic “It’s So Easy (And Other Lies)” (specifically her genderswapped!Steven) and my super powered GnR series. It is completely AU and ignores timelines like Woah, but hopefully you’ll have as much fun reading it as we’re having writing it! Let us know what you think!

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It was a Wednesday. The longest fucking day of the week. Everyone had a rare day where they were all off, or worked in the morning and was off that afternoon. Kelly gave them the address and they all piled in cars to head over there to check it out. They pulled up to the large metal gate, where Kelly was standing outside, smoking a cigarette while a couple of older residents eyed him like he was a god.

“It’s gated?” Izzy asked as they approached the gate. Kelly tossed down his cigarette.

“You see the way Mr. and Mrs. Robinson are eyeing me over there,” He nodded at the couple that looked like they were heading to the country club. “Okay, I’m warning you, it needs a lot of work. It hasn’t been regularly lived in since the war.”

“Which war?” Baz asked. Kelly just smirked, opening the gate to lead the group down a long driveway, a large overgrown house spotted in the distance.

At first, they passed several dying trees and bushes, weeds and grass sprouting between cracks in the concrete, but before long Vince was rushing out in front of them, laughing like a madman, As he sprinted up the driveway, the plants came to life behind him.

Yellowing plants suddenly turned a bright, healthy green, flowers blooming from some of them, and the patches of brown grass revived itself. Ahead of them, Vince shouted out victoriously, “I fucking knew it!”

Once they caught up, the rockers found the blonde singer standing proudly in front of a rapidly growing marijuana plant. He turned to grin at Kelly, “I knew I would find some on your property!”

“Ooooo Kelly smokes pot. Whoever would’ve guessed that one?” Axl rolled his eyes. Mick gave Vince a look to stop him from growing vines and tying Axl up, not that anyone else would complain. Stevie was oddly quiet, staring at the house.

“It’s bad, isn’t it?” Kelly asked. Stevie immediately hugged him with tears in her eyes.

“It’s perfect!” She told him. “We could paint, and new floors, and…”

“We kinda need money to do that kid,” Mick laughed. “Anyone got money?” Stevie sighed.

“Can we look inside now?” She turned to look at the house.

“Sure thing, sunshine,” Kelly smiled. He turned to Vince, “And if you could maybe make some of the plants around here do… the opposite of that,” he gestured to the still subtly growing weed, “it would certainly make the tour easier.”

“Yeah, yeah, fine,” Vince grumbled. But he kept his word, and as they walked into the mansion, the weeds, grass, and vines covering the house began to recede.

“It’s huge!” Duff gasped. “Holy shit dude.”

“You’ve been holding out on us,” Nikki teased. Kelly shook his head.

“I told you, I just forgot,” Kelly shrugged. “I can’t even remember if there was a…”

“POOL!” Stevie yelled, running to the large windows in the living room. “There’s a fucking pool!”

“Are you sure that’s a pool?” Tommy asked. “Looks like moss city.”

“Looks like an awesome skate park,” Izzy smirked, eyes glinting excitedly.

“Alright, stop fantasizing about the pool you two,” Slash draped his arms around Stevie and Izzy, guiding them away from the window, “we’ve got the whole rest of the house to see.”

Despite Kelly’s insistence, the house wasn’t in as bad of shape as they were expecting, especially once Vince took care of the weeds springing up through the floorboards. It certainly wasn’t pristine, and Tommy swore up and down that he saw a raccoon scurry by, but it wasn’t any worse than any of the garbage apartments they were currently spending all their money to live in. At least the mansion would be free and have extra space.

They were still on the first floor, looking into the various rooms, Kelly absently making comments.

“This room was sold to me as a library,” he said about the room covered in empty bookshelves, “but like, I don’t exactly own a library’s worth of books.” He opened the door to another room, it was large and spacious, with soundproofing panels haphazardly attached to the walls, “This is technically a bedroom, and for like, a weekend I thought I might turn it into a personal studio, but then I kind of forgot about it-”

“DIBS!”

Kelly was cut off as Axl shoved his way past him, dragging a gleeful Sebastian behind him as they darted into the room, “Fuck yes, we can be as fucking noisy as we want and no one will bust our ass about it!” The redhead spun around excitedly.

“Babe!! There’s even a bathroom attached and everything!” Baz announced.

They both cheered as Kelly looked on in dismay, “You can’t- you can’t call dibs, this is just a fucking tour!”

“There’s a sunroom?!” Stevie’s voice rang out from down the hallway.

Following the delighted giggling, the group found Stevie jumping up and down in a room that consisted of three walls of floor to ceiling windows. The room seemed dim at first, much of the glass covered in ivy, but after some pestering Vince drew the plants away, allowing the room to be filled with bright, warm sunlight.

“This one is mine!” Stevie declared, “I will fight anyone who tries to take this from me, it is MINE!” she announced aggressively, the boys throwing their hands up in surrender, none of them planning on taking her sunshine away, especially since they knew how much she depended on it due to her mutation.

"Uh, you guys, it's just a tour," Kelly pointed out, "You can't live here?"

"And why not?" Stevie crossed her arms over her chest.

"Well, the commute and…" he was cut off by Tommy running over and grabbing him.

"Don't take this from us!" He growled, "You might be able to live forever, but Nikki can torture you!"

"Okay, okay, calm down," Izzy put a hand on Tommy's shoulder, "If he doesn't want us to live here, then we don't have to share our booze or Vince's good shit with him anymore."

"Wait, what?" Kelly pouted. "That's not fair…" Finally, he sighed and threw his arms in the air in defeat, "Fine."

There was a chorus of cheers before the group quickly scattered, everyone rushing and shoving each other to explore the rest of the house and claim a room for themselves. Shaking his head in fond exasperation, Kelly pulled out his pack of cigarettes and lit one up, meandering back down the hall. A soft thwip, thwip, noise came from Axl and Sebastian’s room, and when he poked his head in he found the teleporter already popping in and out with armfuls of stuff and even a few pieces of furniture into the room. Further down the hallway, Duff had pulled out a pocket knife and was carving his name into the library door. Footsteps and chattering voices sounded above his head as the group explored the upper levels of the house.

Tommy and Nikki decided to check out the attic and make that a suite for them, despite Kelly's protests. Upon opening the door, they found old furniture, trunks, and a bathroom. A large balcony overlooked the backyard. But Tommy didn't care about that. Instead, he went for one of the trunks.

"What are you doing?" Nikki asked.

"Being nosy," Tommy told him. "Wanna help?"

"Fuck yeah," Nikki opened another trunk.

"Hey! Quit snooping!" Kelly yelled.

"It’s our room. And it's in here, so…" Nikki smirked. Kelly groaned as Nikki found pictures and such of Kelly over the years, making fun of his fashion sense. Tommy was digging around in old clothes when he suddenly froze, inhaled, and yelled.

“STEVIE!” He yelled out. Stevie made her way into the attic.

“Is there a spider?” She asked, looking at Kelly, who was confused. Tommy walked over to her with his hands behind his back.

“So, you know how I could only afford a bottle of Smirnoff for your birthday?” Tommy asked. Stevie nodded. “Happy real birthday.” He handed her a large envelope. Looking inside, there was a ton of money. She looked up at him, eyes wide.

“What?” She asked.

“Hey! That’s mine!” Kelly said. “That’s where I put it!”

“It’s in mine and T’s room, and I say that Stevie gets to start fixing up and decorating the house with it,” Nikki smirked at the other bassist.

“Dude!” Sebastian’s voice called from a floor below, “Slash found a nest with like, a dozen snakes in it!”

“DON’T LET HIM KEEP THEM!” Stevie screamed, running from the room to try to put a stop to Slash’s reptile hoarding. Tommy grinned widely, throwing his arms around Nikki and Kelly.

“I fucking love this house.”

Kelly groaned, “I was afraid you were going to say that,” He rubbed his head. “I’m going to go see if anyone took my bedroom and kick them out. Then maybe we can see if Stevie will get her hands off some money and we can get takeout from the Rainbow?”

“Awesome!” Tommy smiled. “Nikki, can I start getting our stuff?”

“Knock yourself out T,” Nikki laughed and, just like that, Tommy took off.

Between the speedster and the teleporter, the house was piled with stuff in no time. Vince coaxed the foliage around the house into something manageable (although the marijuana plant only seemed to be growing more, not that any of them were complaining). Footsteps thundered through the whole house, rockers exploring and laying claim to rooms and artifacts, rifling through Kelly’s boxes (which he complained about loudly and was thoroughly ignored), and Stevie rambling about her plans for various decorations and repairs.

When the food arrived, the chaos died down just a bit, everyone pausing in their energetic tasks to stuff their faces and exchange plans with the others.

It was easy for Kelly to slip away. Stepping outside, he saw that night had fallen, making the already unrecognizable yard even more unfamiliar. Lighting up a cigarette, he tried to remember the last time this house was this lively. He tried to remember when any of his homes were this lively. But he was coming up blank.

“Are you really okay with us being here?”

The bassist nearly jumped out of his skin, whirling around to find himself face to face with a curious looking Izzy. It was easy for him to sneak up on people, gliding through walls silently rather than giving away his presence by opening a door.

Walking over to stand beside him, Izzy took out his own cigarettes, letting his question hang in the air for a few minutes as they smoked quietly.

“...Yeah,” Kelly finally answered, a wry smile on his face, “You guys are fine,” he grinned at the guitarist teasingly, “I’ve just been trying to avoid becoming friends with you fuckers, and this seriously throws a wrench in my plans.” He said it sarcastically, but there was a bit of truth in his words. Making friends wasn’t always fun for the immortal.

“You’ve been friends with us for a while, you unfortunate motherfucker,” Izzy smirked.

Kelly wanted to deny his words, but before he got a chance, Stevie suddenly burst out onto the porch, “IZZY!” she was glowing with excitement, “We found a locked door! Maybe there’s treasure inside!!”

“Goddamn it, stop stealing all my shit!” Kelly pouted.

"We're not stealing, we're admiring," Stevie told him.

"Hey Baz, I think this will look great in our room!" Axl called out to his boyfriend as he walked by. Stevie just gave Kelly a sheepish smile.

"If I could die, you guys would be the death of me," Kelly shook his head. "Let's see if we can find the key before Nikki decides to melt it." Stevie cheered and kissed Kelly's cheek before heading to the door.

"You sure you're okay?" Izzy asked Kelly before they headed back in.

"Yeah," Kelly sighed. "I just wish I could remember what else I hid here…" he trailed off. Izzy felt bad for the guy. No one knew how old Kelly really was or everything he had seen, and they could tell that it weighted on him from time to time.

Wandering back inside, Stevie led them to the door in question. It was off the side of the kitchen, and looked slightly nicer than the other doors in the house. Kelly squinted at it and hummed.

“Hmm… where does this go?” he mumbled to himself.

“That’s what we have to find out!” Stevie answered, “Okay, think real hard Kelly- where would you hide a key to your secret treasure?”

Kelly gave her a deadpan expression, “I don’t remember what I had for breakfast, this might be a bit of a challenge.”

“Hey, there’s stairs in here!”

Spinning around, Kelly and Stevie found half of Izzy’s body leaning through the door to look behind it, “It’s dark as fuck in here, but I think it maybe leads to cellar?”

"Why don't we have anyone in our group with super strength?" Stevie sighed. Nikki made his way over and put his hand on the lock, heating it until the working components melted and it fell apart.

"Babe, what if that lock was the only thing keeping a vampire from our necks?" Tommy asked.

"You're too skinny and anemic. He won't want your blood." Nikki smiled.

"Why can't it be a hot vampire girl?" Stevie crossed her arms over her chest.

"Well, why don't you lead us down there so we can find out, Flashlight?" Nikki motioned to the door. By this point the others had joined them.

"Fine." Stevie huffed, heading down the stairs. "But have Mick on standby in case I fall and break my arm."

Taking a moment to focus, she let herself glow brighter than usual, illuminating a foot or two in front of her as she and the rest of the group began their descent. The stairway didn’t go too deep though, and before they knew it, they were turning into an open room. It wasn’t huge, but it had a few tables and chairs shoved up against the wall, and what looked like a bar in the back corner. What really caught their attention was the numerous shelves lined with bottles and jars, and a few large barrels sitting beneath them.

“Oh shiiiit,” Kelly’s eyes widened in comprehension, “It’s the Prohibition Room!”

“The what now?” Tommy asked.

Meanwhile, Duff was already darting forward, snatching one of the jars down and struggling to unscrew the lid.

“Yeah,” Kelly answered absently, “I totally forgot about this, but I had like, an unofficial speakeasy down here during prohibition,” he explained.

Finally getting the jar open, Duff unceremoniously took a large swig from it. His face scrunched up a bit as he swallowed before breaking into a wide grin, “Fuck yeah, moonshine!!”

“Jesus Christ, Duff, what if that had been poison or something?” Axl looked on in horror, “Does moonshine expire? What if it turned into bleach or something!”

“I don’t think that’s how alcohol works, dude,” Slash chimed in.

“It’s alcohol made by Kelly,” Axl pointed accusingly, “standard assumptions don’t apply here!”

“This is the best day of my life,” Duff giggled, ignoring the argument and already halfway through the jar.

“Okay, alright, slow down there Weather Witch,” Kelly snagged the jar out of his hand, ignoring his whining, “At least pace yourself, this shit is strong.” Stevie walked around, checking out the dusty room.

“Holy shit guys!” Slash called out. “Look at this chick!”

Hanging on the wall was an art deco style poster of a woman in a green dress, holding a bottle of alcohol. She had long blond hair, and it almost looked like green wings. There were words about Absinthe and little green fairies around her.

“She looks like Stevie!” Vince laughed. “Holy shit!”

“She looks nothing like me,” Stevie rolled her eyes. “You guys are blind.”

“Eh, she kinda does,” Kelly agreed. “I wonder if there’s any absinthe still around here.” He started rifling through various bottles that were on the bar. Upon picking one up, a whole section of the bar pulled away, showing an access to the entire underside of the bar. Under the bar were cases of alcohol, money, and some old guns.

For a moment, all they could do was stare down at the revealed stash. Eventually, Sebastian broke the silence with a whispered but emphatic, “Holy shit, dude.”

“...So that’s where I put those.”

“Sweet, more alcohol!” Duff chimed in.

“Sweet, more money!” Nikki added.

“Guns,” Izzy stated with far too much glee.

“And all I get is a poster of a girl advertising hallucinogenic alcohol,” Stevie sighed. Kelly shook his head.

“You know, I think there are more hidden things all over the estate,” Kelly pointed out, “Maybe you’ll find a diamond or something.”

“Yeah, because the house is the only one that will give her a diamond,” Axl teased, making Stevie glare at him.

“Okay, okay, let’s get this all out of here and take it upstairs,” Kelly told them, “I’m having some flashbacks and I’d rather count it on the main floor,” He looked at Stevie, “And tomorrow, we’ll go buy new furniture.”

Stevie smiled, “Really?” She asked.

“Yeah,” He shrugged. Stevie’s excitement lit up the room, literally.

“My eyes!” Vince covered his eyes. “Mick, I need you to heal them!”

“You were either going to go blind from Stevie or from touching yourself and I’m not healing either,” Mick grumbled.

Bringing up the money, weapons, and enough alcohol to satisfy them for the night, they returned upstairs and sprawled out in the living room. They found the guns to all be unloaded, much to Izzy’s disappointment and everyone else’s relief. The money they had found, combined with the envelope Tommy had given Stevie, added up to a more than impressive amount.

“Holy shit,” Stevie stared in wide-eyed glee after they finished adding up the total, “With this much cash, we can fix this place up and eat more than once a day!”

“Oh thank God,” Tommy sighed in relief.

“Yeah, we’ll have you vampire-worthy in no time,” Nikki teased.

“Dude, don’t even joke about that!” Tommy whined, “I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight!”

“I can work with that,” Nikki winked.

“Oh God, I’m glad you guys are sequestered in the attic,” Vince shuddered, “Sleeping with earplugs was getting old.”

“Oh, challenge accepted,” Nikki grinned mischievously, tugging Tommy to stand and head towards their room, the drummer laughing.

“Night, roomies!”

“Ugh, I regret this already,” Kelly moaned exaggeratedly.

“I think I’m gonna head to bed too,” Izzy stood nonchalantly, “I'm pretty beat.”

“Good idea,” Stevie piped up, “We’ve had a busy day and tomorrow we’ve got even more to do!” She rubbed her hands together in excitement.

As they began to clear out, Duff suddenly stumbled, a loud yelp sounding from around his feet.

“Are you fucking kidding me!” The bassist shrieked as Slash became visible from his place laying on the floor, glaring furiously.

“We’re in a goddamn mansion, how do you still manage to step on me?!”

“You’re laying in the middle of the fucking floor, how is this my fault??”

Shaking her head, Stevie quickly retreated to her new room, the bickering getting softer as she skipped down the hallway. A mattress was haphazardly shoved in the corner of the sunroom, and piles of clothes and posters were spread about the floor. As she shut the door behind her, she was relieved to find that she couldn’t hear her two bandmates’ arguing anymore. Falling onto her bed, she sighed in contentment. They could fight all they wanted now and she wouldn't be disturbed. It was a dream come true.

This place was perfect.

[0rbis-art]

¿cómo se ve Byr en otros universos?

Byr tiene varios AU’s  1. Dark: Byr es esclavo y ayudante de Dib, donde son invasores y conquistadores de mundos. Son los malos.  2. Lost Monsters: AU hecho en conjunto con otros artistas [que de hecho estamos haciendo un blog aquí que esperamos compartírselos pronto] Donde es un mundo apocalíptico [estilo The Walking Dead, The Last of Us, Silent Hill etc...] Donde Byr es un superviviente en un mundo infectado de monstruos mutantes. 

3. Ultra Violence: AU basado en el fan comic de mi amica @cloverdoom Byr es esclavo por voluntad propia de Zim, donde poco a poco va perdiendo su estabilidad mental. 

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💍 + ][Dae & Rhys][

@blind-mutant

send me 💍 + A SHIP and i’ll tell you—

where they get married

Probably at home or at Morde's barn if we're making this a happy au (and we are).

when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )

Late afternoon at sunset so Rhys is happy and Dae has sunlight gleaming off his diamonds. (In this he probably starts shedding his human skin from now on)

what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )

None since Rhys ain't with his family and Dae doesn't have any to follow with. (What a shame since Dae's Polish and they could have done the water and vodka tradition.)

what their wedding cake looks like

They have a donut cake and a small coconut cake for Dae while everyone else eats donuts (I can't imagine Rhys liking a coconut cake tbh,,maybe Abby likes it but Peach and Morde hate it).

….who smashes cake into whose face

Neither of them do but Doe puts a dollop of cream on Rhys's nose and crackles internally when Rhys pretends to not notice.

who proposed to who first

Rhys absolutely does after Dae basically says that owning him is the same as a marriage. Stubborn boy needs to prove him wrong and now he has Dae sobbing worse than his birthday and when the started dating.

who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )

Peach and Morde insisted on walking Dae down together! ("Its puh-probably g-going to be th-the only time I eh-ever go d-down the aisle really." Morde sighs, ignoring the sputter of offense Abby gives while loving his precious niece Honkers.)

what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like

Hnnng Rhys in suspenders,,,,and also Dae theming his colour of a dark purple suit !

what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have

I think white since Dae is a fan of cliches and you know,,,a big reminder of Rhys, who he loves and adores.

what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )

White roses, viola, hellebore and red tulips.

what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )

Rhys gives the softest talk about how Dae is amazing, how he cares so much about people close to him and how he goes out of his way to make anyone happy no matter what. It makes Rhys feel more loved and cared for than he ever has in his entire life and that's why he wants to marry Dae, so he can make Dae as happy as he males everyone else for once.

Dae tells Rhys that he's one of the only people Dae feels like himself around. He's the best person alive because Rhys is kind and takes time to understand Dae, even with all of his problems and slight tendency to mother Rhys. ("Slight" "sh-shut up Muh-muppetcai.") He's the best person because who else would give others chances like he did? Who else is so loyal and loving and adorable when he scowls? No one. And that's why he feels lucky getting Rhys to himself.

if anyone’s late to the wedding

Peach is and that's because she gets a seashell for Dae and Rhys (speaking off??? When are u gonna set my girl up with a demon???? Or a pale weirdo???)

who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other

Peach and Morde for Dae while Rhys gets Abby and Honkers and Eggcasso!

what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing

who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )

Morde and Peach do since they know the most about the couple and then Morde gives a mental speech to just Peach and Dae, which leaves Dad sputtering and gasping in horrified embarrassment while Morde crackles. Rhys doesn't know if he wants to know.

who catches the bouquet( s )

Abby does! It helps when you're probably the tallest and can fly.

what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )

There are plenty of Rhys smooching Dae on the cheek and very carefully on the lips and there's a particular good one of Rhys grinning at the camera while Dae's hues are covering him in purple. So many group photos too,,,

what sort of food they have at the reception

Lots of homemade stuff like lasagnas and pizza and casseroles,,,Dae had to be physically held back by Abby to stop him cooking (I'm crying at Abby bring panicked because,,,,Dae is MUCH stronger than anyone realises.,,,,its kinda hot Morde- OW)

who cries first during the ceremony

Dae does. Its messy.

how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )

It's fine but the trio don't enjoy getting drunk so really its Peach shifting into her night form and spinning her brothers aprund on her beefy fish biceps. Rhys calls dibs for next turn. Also,,,could u imagine the Roulette playing kids party games because they never have before and dragging Abby and Rhys into it??

what their rings are like

Opal and diamond!! Dae absolutely used some of his own for Rhys's ring.

what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalised candy etc. )

They get hot chocolate mixes and some statues that the others worked. 100% Dae makes a gift for Rhys and keeps it a secret until the honeymoon. It's a mural of Rhys's shadows made so Rhys can actually feel the difference between the wall and his shadows.

where they go for their honeymoon

They don't really do anywhere since Dae can't but Rhys absolutely Pampers Dae for q week,,,Hotel Honkers.

something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )

Honkers starts flapping and basically....duck tackles Abby. Dae and Rhys can't stop laughing as stinky cat man sqawks and trying to get hold of her. Morde: WOW I know ur a charmer but hands off the lady Abara!! Abby: cries

Who officiates the ceremony

Abby does technically since he's the oldest and as a demon technically counts as a higher power.

what song their first dance is to

At last

who gives who away as they walk down the aisle

Morde and Peach do!!