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pov you're reading a fic about your current hyperfixation and characters from one of your old hyperfixations show up

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i really think Jayce gives the vibes of that guy that was scared that ue was homophobic but only to his gay roommate butnit turned out he was into the roommate. i feel like jayce would do that. and he'd be so upset too. he'd bw devastated if he thought he was homophobic

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Robin!Tim: When I grow up I wanna be just like you.

Bruce: Bisexual and Depressed?

Tim: I was going to say “Batman” but you know-

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New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

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This is wat be living in my head rent free when I see this scene

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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The sun shines brightly, but remains alone.

The moon doesn’t shine on it’s own, it’s only a reflection of the sun.

The earth is slowly destroying itself…

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All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

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"didn't you try to kill him?"

Silco really said "enough about my homophobic past, let's talk about my homosexual future".

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Ok last one for the day: imagine having the situationship be so earth shattering to the point where you make the anarcho-communist twink turn into a raging industrialist/capitalist like.... Vander, my man, you fumbled sooooo bad....

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vanco really scratches all the itches for me. lovers to enemies? check. size difference? check. doomed by the narrative? check.

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oh to be lovers doomed by the narrative

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I will not be taking criticism thanks

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the best thing ever in a fic or a ship is when one character loves the other like a god. character a may or may not have been religious in the first place, but when they character b they kno that the only god that really exists is them