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Ice cream? No, baby Cole! ❤️

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Crazy update!! This morning, as I was about to prepare the floppy guy for their funeral, its body suddenly began twitching. Eventually it ended up crawling back into my mouth. Tasted weird, I’m still scared.

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Hey guys. So as you all know, the latest thing that crawled out of my mouth was really floppy. About an hour ago it ended up succumbing to floppiness. I was seeing if it had gained some sturdiness, and was shocked and heartbroken to realize it had become more floppy, and was dead. There will be a service in the morning at the local cemetery, please come and pay respects.

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The new critter is still pretty floppy, I tried bathing them in milk but nothing happened. How do I fix it?

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Dick has grown so many feathers lately, proud of my baby fr

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Mf you picked their names. I’m gonna bully you fr

Someone said to name them Dick and Ball so uh, they’re Dick and Ball now.

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Another one crawled out of my mouth, this one seems extra floppy. A little worried, anyone know how to unfloppy a weird mouth critter?

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Dick and Ball are probably gay. Happy pride month folks

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Someone said to name them Dick and Ball so uh, they’re Dick and Ball now.

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Someone threatened Crump today, if I dox them will you guys kill them for me? I don’t want that on my record, but this crime cannot go unpunished

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Crump? More like grump. He keeps biting me

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Crump keeps giving me the side eye. I think he’s homophobic

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Thinking of naming the latest thing that crawled out of my mouth Crumpet, or Crump for short.

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The first two are growing up nicely, they look less like fleshy hell beasts. Still don’t know what to name them

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A third one crawled out today, it kinda looks like that one former president

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Made a new blog to talk about this, cause shit’s getting weird

This thing crawled out of my mouth yesterday, should I be worried?