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literally me w the caleb fic

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T E A M   H U M A N : conquering the world, one library visit at a time {  2x18  |  2x89  }

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nerds :)

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The worst part is, I still feel like this as a 26 year old grown adult. I started a new job about a month ago, and I just feel so different from my coworkers.

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

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Farmer: I hope you don’t mind but I have a frog

Sebastian: I think I love this frog more than I love you

Farmer: Then this will work because I feel the same way

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enough with the reader x fiction flooding every tag I Do Not want to be railed by that man

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she stardew on my valley till i pelican town

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this whole time you thought you were talking to sam, but it was me, Dio!

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the bi-coded sit is all fun n games until youre 26 and feel like your hip is gonna pop out of your pelvis with every movement

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just caught up on WoT, so also taking reqs for that, if anyone feels so inclined

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Lewis: I stopped you because you were trying to fit three people on a motorcycle!

Abigail, Sebastian, and Farmer: Wait, three?!

Lewis: Yes, you three are in big trou-

Farmer: SAM FELL OFF?!

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once its posted, no one count the semicolons and elipses in the caleb fic... or if you do, dont tell me

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

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I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

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is this anything

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Tav and Astarion tbh

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

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i imagine alex gave haley the look as if she's bullying dusty with the thought of having to make dusty makes it by himself, and i lost it [x]