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My urge to eat human flesh is growing btw

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c!Niki dyes her hair when she's stressed.

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strilondes family au :(

im not sane im not normal im unhinged im crazy im nutty im bonkers somebody save me help please

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Has this joke been made?

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ive decided all my headcanons are right

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reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from a hug

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Jaiden: Come on Miku we have so much to show you--

Wilbur: My name's Wil????

Jaiden: no it's not

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The little mutual label that appears after your URL in my notifs are friendship bracelets to me btw

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ignore, i like project bluebird now

QSMP HEADCANON

faerie jaiden

thats it

jaiden is a faerie with wings bc i think its eepy

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marijuanaflippa

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QSMP HEADCANON

faerie jaiden

thats it

jaiden is a faerie with wings bc i think its eepy

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I’M BACK, WITH MY DUMB LITTLE HEADCANONS.

Ein (Local_Stupidity’s rewrite, not the OG Ein) Makes Dante (rewrite) look sane. Have an ICQ for reference.

Aaron: You're a loose cannon, Dante. Dante: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Garroth: I think you play by your own rules. Laurance: No way, He thinks rules were made to be broken. Aaron: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Dante: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Ein is a loose cannon. Ein: *smashes a chair*

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! WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST IS AN EXAMPLE OF ‘DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT’ ! (Bad TW warning) [INNIT FAM CANON DEATHS]

[Clementine_MOTH tried to swim in lava while escaping Dream]

[Clementine_MOTH was shot by Dream using [Nightmare]]

THATS FUCKIN RIGHT! I headcanon that Dream took Clementine’s first two canon lives as a punishment for Tommy hiding her from him. Oh yeah and her wings get chopped off! She has severe PTSD and often hides in Tommy’s room at the Big Innit Hotel, despite Tommy being long dead. She has Tommy’s coat, and the god awful trench coat the Wilbur wore. She spirals into panic attacks when she hears close by TNT, and nobody can get her to snap out of it without the coat or trenchcoat. 

 [_shr0ud! went off with a bang due to a firework launched from !henryInnit using [VLOG GUN]]

Yeah Henry accidentally shot Shroud, and kind of Tubbo’d him.

[!henryInnit burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Clementine_MOTH]

[!henryInnit was shot by MICHELLE_ using [GET FUCKED DUMBASS]]

Henry lost his first life while dueling for ownership of the Big Innit Hotel, losing to Clementine. Tommy put the hotel under Clementine’s name in his will, but anything can be dueled for in the Innit family, as per tradition. Henry lost after challenging Clementine, and became bitter. Michelle took his second life while she was defending The Spire (Las Nevadas’s legacy) from Henry, who was going to pull a Wilbur Soot on them.  And finally, our boy, the traumafest himself, Tommy.

[TommyInnit hit the ground to hard while escaping Dream]

[TommyInnit was shot by Dream using [Nightmare]]

[TommyInnit was slain by Dream]

Yeah... It’s just his actual canon deaths.

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HEADCANON TIME!

Shroud and Yogurt are like Tumblr User VS. Walmart on November 1st. Shroud will be playing halloween music until it’s the end of November, but Yogurt makes sure Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You is queued to start at exactly midnight on November 1st. Meanwhile, MICHEAL AND CLEMENTINE ARE GETTING READY TO BLAST SHIT YOU’D HEAR AT A SCHOOL DANCE ON VALENTINE’S DAY, AND FINLEY HAS SAINT PATTIES DAY MUSIC QUEUED AND THE ONLY REAL WAR IS FOUGHT OVER HOLIDAY MUSIC.

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HEADCANON TIME!

Tommy never died. Neither did Dream. Yeah. SHUT UP IM NOT IN DENIAL FUCK YO-

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THE REPUBLIC OF NEW L’MANBERG’S SYMPHONY

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Unk0R744B7QnUmdD_HgZturrZBE_6luTrC8Be6PQeWs/edit?usp=sharing

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HEADCANON TIME!

Change of pace for a bit, this time we’re getting some juicy juicy MyStreet headcanons. 

Aphmau. is. the. WORST. Bisexual. Panic. Out. There.

She sees Aaron and has a bisexual panic. She sees Zoey and has a bisexual panic. She freaks out because they’re both tall strong idiots and she wants to date them so bad but asdajhsfgkjhalkgfaldfhgda how do I people! 

spoiler for my rewrite aphmau ends up with:

Zoey! (i have a vendetta against Aarmau because it reminds me of my old relationship)