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Here’s a little update

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has this been done before?

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catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

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Okay but pulling on my clothes to get me closer to you is pretty fuckin hot

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Ok but I don’t think that’s what she asked?? The book is like 1000 pages, the movie missed a lot. There’s a lot of scenes they could have wanted to film but didn’t. The kids jumped to the orgy scene cause they’re teenagers and you can see Jaeden smirking at Sophia and her shaking her head at him with a smile on her face.

It’s not gross or anything it’s just a interviewer asking a genuine question and the teens being teens, they could have easily been like ‘the blank scene’ and just gone on.

Three Kids and IT Panel | Sophia Lillis, Wyatt Oleff, Jaeden Martell | MCM Comic Con

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R.I.P. FRED ANDREWS

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holy shit scarlett johansson smoking is incredibly sexy

credits: explictwidow on twitter

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tag yourself: evan peters’ ahs characters

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i’m sorry whAt-

#a really polite kid

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Matthew Morrison as Trevor Kirchner in American Horror Story: 1984

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This is a young adult novel, someone write it.

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Mine

Mine:  A Black Widow Fanfic

Buy me a ☕ Character Pairing:  Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader

Word Count:  1872

Warnings:  Smut (F|F, BDSM, D/S, Domme!Nat, Sub!Reader, Toys, crops, bondage, anal play, anal plug, forced orgasm, safewording, sub drop, aftercare)

Synopsis:   After subbing for Natasha you experience a subdrop.

Mine

Your knees burn and your thighs ache.  You’re not even sure how long you’ve been kneeling on the rug with your head lowered, in only your panties.  Time is relative and when pain and desire are involved.  Right now you have both in abundance.  The thin lace of your boy leg panties are soaked through and your legs are beginning to tremble.  You’re not even sure if that’s from the searing ache in them or the burning anticipation for what is coming.  So you wait.

There is a click as the door opens.  The sound of heels on the hardwood floor and then the door closing again.  You don’t risk looking up.  Punishment has its uses, but it’s more fun when you’re being rewarded.

Keep reading

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Learning Opportunity

Learning Opportunity:  A Black Widow Fanfic

Buy me a ☕ Character Pairing:  Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader

Word Count:  1343

Warnings:  PWP, Smut (Vaginal Fingering, squirting, in fact, this is almost a step by step guide to making you squirt if you’re into that)

Synopsis:   You and Natasha meet up at a seedy motel to catch up.  Natasha decides she has something she wants to show you.

Learning Opportunity

The motel was seedy.  The kind with thin scratchy towels, sheets covered in pilling and a pool you most definitely didn’t want to actually use.  Cigarette smoke clung to the walls and the curtains, stale and acrid, and the toilet was stained and ran constantly.  It wasn’t a hotel you would choose if you had any other choice.

It was okay though.  You were paying by the hour.

Natasha kicked the door closed behind you both as she kissed you hungrily, pushing you up against the wall and scrambling to unbutton your shirt.

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PRIDE MONTH 2017 READING LIST

Looking for some YA books with queer main characters to read during pride month? Here’s a list of titles I’ve read and/or heard great things about. Most of these were published within the past year or so. Feel free to add on!

You Know Me Well by David Levithian and Nina LaCour

Two classmates, one gay and the other lesbian, meet during pride month in San Francisco and help each other through relationship problems.

 Tell me Again How a Crush Should Feel by Sara Farizan

Finally! A cute F/F novel where no lesbians die in the end! The main character is an Iranian American with traditional parents.

 Last Seen Leaving by Caleb Roehrig

Mystery/thriller about a closeted gay boy who’s girlfriend goes missing, and he becomes the focus of her disappearance. I can usually figure out what happened in mystery novels early on but this one had me guessing until the very last page.

The Abyss Surrounds Us and The Edge of the Abyss by Emily Skrutskie

Lesbian pirates and sea monsters. Need I say more?

When the Moon Was Ours by Anna-Marie McLemore

This one’s like reading a modern day fairy tell starring a trans boy named Sam, who’s family immigrated from Pakistan, and a Latina girl named Miel who grows flowers out of her wrists. And there’s a glass coffin. It’s super creepy.

Queens of Geek by Jen Wilde

Y’all, this is set at SupaCon (like Comic Con!). There are two narrators. Charlie, an Asian movie star who is bisexual, and Taylor, a blogger who has ASP.

Radical by E.M. Kokie

This one’s a little darker. It’s about a butch lesbian doomsday prepper who accidently gets involved in a dangerous plot that could get her and her family into some serious trouble. I liked this book because Bex’s views about guns are completely different than mine. But that’s why we read, right? To learn about people who are different from you.

 Of Fire and Stars by Audrey Coulthurst

This book was pitched to me as a fantasy book about a princess betrothed to a prince but she falls in love with his sister. It’s pretty good.

PS: Dear Mrs. Coulthurst, thank you for Chapter 34

 10 Things I Can See From Here by Carrie Mac

A f/f story set in Vancouver about a girl with anxiety who goes to live with her dad and falls in love with a musician.

 How to Make a Wish by Ashley Herring Blake

Like Sarah Dessen? You’ll love How to Make a Wish! It’s about a girl, who’s bisexual, who falls in love with a biracial dancer. It’s part love story, part mother-daughter story and super amazing and emotional!

 History Is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera

Keep your tissues close. You’ll need them. Griffin’s ex-boyfriend, Theo, drowns and he’s left devastated. He grows close to Theo’s boyfriend, Jackson, who is one of the few people who knows what he’s going through.

We Are Okay by Nina LaCour

Speaking of tissues, you’ll also need them for Nina LaCour’s latest YA/NA crossover. Marin is staying at school alone for Christmas holidays and her best friend Mabel comes to visit. It’s a tear jerker but also amazing and beautifully written.

The Upside of Unrequited by Becky Albertalli

I’m gonna cheat with this one because the main character isn’t queer. BUT she has two moms, they’re a biracial couple, her twin sister is a lesbian, and the sister’s girlfriend is pansexual. And her moms’ wedding is a big part of the plot. Great book to read during pride month!

Dreadnought by April Daniels

Superhero novel with a main character who’s transgender and a lesbian. I’ve read this and heard mixed reviews but for the most part, it’s a good book if you like superheroes.

The Better to Kiss You With by Michelle Osgood

This is a f/f story that I’m not entirely sure how to categorize. It’s part paranormal romance, part mystery/thriller, but could also be NA. The love interest is a butch lesbian who’s a werewolf!

Girl Mans Up by M-E Girard

Main character is a butch lesbian who comes from a traditional Portuguese family.

The Cursed Queen by Sarah Fine

If you’re a Clexa shipper, you’ll love The Cursed Queen. A fantasy novel with a bisexual main character who falls in love with her chieftain’s daughter. You can’t help but fall in love with Ansa and Thrya. And the best part? No dead queer girls!

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Weird animal hybrids that actually look reasonable