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The greatest shitposter to ever post shit and it wasn't even a real person.

God bless the Internet

A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, ‘Bush did 9/11’-proclaiming robot. 

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Food for thought

16 Insanely Cool Facts About The Brain

1. In 1970, it took two adult brains to store a single memory, while one adult brain today can store millions.

2. After humans die, their brains remain conscious for an average of eight months.

3. There are four parts of the brain: the warm slab, the crown of veins, ribcage minor, and the dial.

4. Without the skull to contain it, the brain would grow to be over 500 pounds and roughly the size of a Toyota Prius.

5. A brain submerged in a fish tank would make a disaster of a Thanksgiving centerpiece.

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CRASHING THIS ELECTION

WITH NO SURVIVORS

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ДОБРЕ СПАТИ

IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILE SCROLLING THE FIRST PAGE

You Have Been Visited By The С.Т.А.Л.К.Е.Р Of Sleepiness.

Good sleeps and restful nights will come to you, but ONLY if you post “ДОБРЕ СПАТИ” in this thread. 

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IF I TAKE OFF THAT BELL

WILL YOU DIE

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Sure thing, but first, we have to talk about parallel universes.

Please stop “HENRY” shaming it’s problematic

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THE FIRE RISES @shitpostingbatman

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@shitpostingbatman Holy fuck this mistergallows person is on fucking point

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

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CIA headquarters

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Shitposting Internationally pt deux

AYY YA BOY IS IN VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, AND I'M JETLAGGED OR SOMETHING LET'S GO DRINK BEER AND TELL PEOPLE THEY'RE BIG GUYS

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Shitposting internationally

Sitting out a layover at Seattle Tacoma airport on my way to Vancouver, British Columbia.

If you happen to be at Sea-Tac between now and 11:20 am local time and you’re up for some morning drinking, hit ya boy up.

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NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SINGING. THAT COMES LATER.

Crashing this fandom with no survivors.