shitpostroundhouse
shitpostroundhouse
shitpostroundhouse
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shitpostroundhouse · 2 days ago
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shitpostroundhouse · 3 days ago
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shitpostroundhouse · 3 days ago
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shitpostroundhouse · 3 days ago
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I just like the bars where one is for Pee and the other is for Poop.
No confusion there.
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shitpostroundhouse · 10 days ago
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Show me any existing situation remotely like that, current or past. Hypotheticals are fine, when relevant.
And the fact remains. If you make most of the profit, then you pay most of the taxes.
As for the rest: What's your brilliant solution? Go back to apartheid? Do you understand apartheid?
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Who needs this explained to them?
Owning resources isn't the same thing as working, labor, creating, or *producing.* The people who work for the owners are the ones who produce those crops. "Well then, why did those people pay so little in taxes? Are they freeloaders?" Because you pay taxes on your income: which includes earnings (like wages) and non-worked income (like profits). If we were all taxed on our labor instead, that'd be fucked up, right? But you want to act like being taxed on your profits is unfair, uwu.
Producing crops isn't done out of kindness or generosity. It is business, which they make a great deal of money from. That's why they're taxed on it. (And by those numbers, those taxes are a little light, btw. .) But this post is acting like, "We gave you all those crops and wages, now you want taxes, too? There'll be nothing left for me!" That only makes sense in Ignorant Dipshit Land. Anything can be sold to poorly educated people.
They have the markets cornered and reap the profits.
I wonder how the US stacks up?
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shitpostroundhouse · 12 days ago
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See?
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shitpostroundhouse · 12 days ago
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From $265 to $600! Who can front those dollars in today's economy? It'll be on some platform or he'll release (lol) it himself (lol), so I'll just wait...
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shitpostroundhouse · 13 days ago
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That's not a thing.
And the answer is 69.
666-420-9-11=69.
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shitpostroundhouse · 16 days ago
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The real question is how this motherfucker was defying gravity in such an annoying manner. WTF, I really hate this fuckin' guy. Sure, he might have been a commie. But I think he was recruited because the CIA suspected JFK was a commie-lover... And there were so many bullets, did any of his bullets actually do the job? Plus, the Warren Commission said there was only ONE bullet? Why go that far out of your way to be so obviously full of shit? It's more like they didn't want us to believe them.
Like, if we EVER get the "Epstein folders," it'll just be the CIA's theory that Jeffrey was the only guilty one, plus the Clintons. Both of them, because Hillary will be alleged to be a man, etc.
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And nobody will be suspicious.
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shitpostroundhouse · 16 days ago
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Actually, it turns out that the universe does have a seemingly strange "order" to it, much like this image¹. Feel free to look up "the Big Circle" and "the Big Arc." Since 2021, cosmology has had a bit of a shake up. We don't know what it means, but many of us have our suspicions. Basically that the universe is is a little stranger and a lot more interesting than most of us thought. But perhaps even more so than we hoped.
¹ Yes, it's an a.i. However, the important point is not belied by that fact. This image is, after all, an amalgam of other mytho-astronomical art. As such, it is an accurate representation of our concepts of the universe, which again, as it turns out, may be closer to the real thing than we had thought for a few centuries. While at the same time, no more or less conflicting than current science...
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shitpostroundhouse · 25 days ago
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And if they don't like it, they should have just gone to Trxmp U.
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I see a national trend.
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shitpostroundhouse · 25 days ago
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Of course feel free to add all the comments you want.
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shitpostroundhouse · 27 days ago
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Sometimes, my brain goes, like "Write a country song, right now."
Gettin' drunk in a honkytonk,
Cryin' in my beer
Truck broke down near Tulsa
Got an earwig in'muh ear...
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shitpostroundhouse · 1 month ago
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But I want a cat dressed like a fish. And! a mercat. ^_^ 🐈 🐟 😻 🐠
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catfish
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shitpostroundhouse · 1 month ago
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shitpostroundhouse · 1 month ago
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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste
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