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Sometimes, my brain goes, like "Write a country song, right now."

Gettin' drunk in a honkytonk,

Cryin' in my beer

Truck broke down near Tulsa

Got an earwig in'muh ear...

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But I want a cat dressed like a fish. And! a mercat. ^_^ 🐈 🐟 😻 🐠

catfish

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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

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"As Long as Politics and Capitalism Keep in Their Lane, We Can All Be Cool and Have a Good Time." (Jack Davis 1972)

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Was Elwood Blues channeling David Byrne and Mark Mothersbaugh?

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After taking another accidental stroll through racistblr, I can again confidently say that right-wing racists are the source of >99% of:

Desperate, joyless hatred.

They desperately want to brand themselves as rationally pro-something. They are not pro-having a good time, pro-humor, or anything good. They susususuuuuck!

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Wouldn't you say that $100,000 is a great deal for a flying toilet?

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Who needs this explained to them?

Owning resources isn't the same thing as working, labor, creating, or *producing.* The people who work for the owners are the ones who produce those crops. "Well then, why did those people pay so little in taxes? Are they freeloaders?" Because you pay taxes on your income: which includes earnings (like wages) and non-worked income (like profits). If we were all taxed on our labor instead, that'd be fucked up, right? But you want to act like being taxed on your profits is unfair, uwu.

Producing crops isn't done out of kindness or generosity. It is business, which they make a great deal of money from. That's why they're taxed on it. (And by those numbers, those taxes are a little light, btw. .) But this post is acting like, "We gave you all those crops and wages, now you want taxes, too? There'll be nothing left for me!" That only makes sense in Ignorant Dipshit Land. Anything can be sold to poorly educated people.

They have the markets cornered and reap the profits.

I wonder how the US stacks up?

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You wanna talk about "hell?"

Luke Ross - Hellverine

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*I went on a date with a woman from S.A. She was a stupid bitch, so I never called her back. Yes, she was racist, too. Being stupid is a big part of that.

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@popcornpunk artist: Radically Sunny

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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

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This is at least the third time this week somebody has brought up Jesus.

HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

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There are a million reasons why people don’t or can’t evacuate in advance of major hurricanes and not a single one of those reasons is “they are stupid”

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