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#okay dammit this is the best shitpost meme blog of the decade#lolol#looool#toilet#chicken#christmas#crab raccoon#rraaccoonn
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#hashtag relatable#relatable quotes#toilet#chicken#christmas#🚽🐔🎄#relatable memes#shitpost roundhouse
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I just like the bars where one is for Pee and the other is for Poop.
No confusion there.
#p and p#toilet cult#shitpost#hashtag relatable#relatable quotes#shitposting#shitpost roundhouse#toilet#chicken#christmas#🚽🐔🎄
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Show me any existing situation remotely like that, current or past. Hypotheticals are fine, when relevant.
And the fact remains. If you make most of the profit, then you pay most of the taxes.
As for the rest: What's your brilliant solution? Go back to apartheid? Do you understand apartheid?

Who needs this explained to them?
Owning resources isn't the same thing as working, labor, creating, or *producing.* The people who work for the owners are the ones who produce those crops. "Well then, why did those people pay so little in taxes? Are they freeloaders?" Because you pay taxes on your income: which includes earnings (like wages) and non-worked income (like profits). If we were all taxed on our labor instead, that'd be fucked up, right? But you want to act like being taxed on your profits is unfair, uwu.
Producing crops isn't done out of kindness or generosity. It is business, which they make a great deal of money from. That's why they're taxed on it. (And by those numbers, those taxes are a little light, btw. .) But this post is acting like, "We gave you all those crops and wages, now you want taxes, too? There'll be nothing left for me!" That only makes sense in Ignorant Dipshit Land. Anything can be sold to poorly educated people.
They have the markets cornered and reap the profits.
I wonder how the US stacks up?
#apartheid#of course. bring up apartheid and racists show up.#you think after that many generations- the oppressed are going to be all nice to their previous oppressors?#anyway. I'm sure they'll work it out. it's not our problem.#when a small minority owns the vast majority of wealth. what is that? and they got that wealth through slavery- theft- etc.#slavery is a kind of theft. to make a massive understatement.#IDK why a waste my time line this. these people aren't interested in the truth or solving problems.#they only want to put the oppressed back in their place.#maybe the whites should all go back where they came from.#if they don't like it there anymore- they can GTFO.
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From $265 to $600! Who can front those dollars in today's economy? It'll be on some platform or he'll release (lol) it himself (lol), so I'll just wait...
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That's not a thing.
And the answer is 69.
666-420-9-11=69.
#420#69#42#9-11#numerology#trapped by a ghost#bullshit#hashtag relatable#shitpost#shitposting#shitpost roundhouse#stupid#toilet#chicken#christmas#🚽🐔 🎄#relatable quotes#relatable memes
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The real question is how this motherfucker was defying gravity in such an annoying manner. WTF, I really hate this fuckin' guy. Sure, he might have been a commie. But I think he was recruited because the CIA suspected JFK was a commie-lover... And there were so many bullets, did any of his bullets actually do the job? Plus, the Warren Commission said there was only ONE bullet? Why go that far out of your way to be so obviously full of shit? It's more like they didn't want us to believe them.
Like, if we EVER get the "Epstein folders," it'll just be the CIA's theory that Jeffrey was the only guilty one, plus the Clintons. Both of them, because Hillary will be alleged to be a man, etc.
And nobody will be suspicious.
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Actually, it turns out that the universe does have a seemingly strange "order" to it, much like this image¹. Feel free to look up "the Big Circle" and "the Big Arc." Since 2021, cosmology has had a bit of a shake up. We don't know what it means, but many of us have our suspicions. Basically that the universe is is a little stranger and a lot more interesting than most of us thought. But perhaps even more so than we hoped.
¹ Yes, it's an a.i. However, the important point is not belied by that fact. This image is, after all, an amalgam of other mytho-astronomical art. As such, it is an accurate representation of our concepts of the universe, which again, as it turns out, may be closer to the real thing than we had thought for a few centuries. While at the same time, no more or less conflicting than current science...

#cosmology#cosmos#universe#the big arc#the big circle#consciousness#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#THHGTTG#journey of the sorcerer#eagles
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And if they don't like it, they should have just gone to Trxmp U.

I see a national trend.
#maga dni#if it's not funded directly by the government- then they have no obligation to let anybody join.
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Of course feel free to add all the comments you want.
#survey#poll#age in bio#18+#no minors#this is not my main blog. it doesn't represent me myself. that's one of multiple reasons why I rarely post any reference to my age.#not a shitpost#genuinely curious#toilet#christmas#stupid#chicken#minors dni#dni criteria
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Sometimes, my brain goes, like "Write a country song, right now."
Gettin' drunk in a honkytonk,
Cryin' in my beer
Truck broke down near Tulsa
Got an earwig in'muh ear...
#country#song#tulsa#beer#truck#earwig#hashtag relatable#relatable quotes#stupid#toilet#chicken#christmas
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But I want a cat dressed like a fish. And! a mercat. ^_^ 🐈 🐟 😻 🐠
catfish
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#since I can't check the notes- I can't reply in the comments.#my app is messed up like that#:/#i forgot what I was gonna say#oh. that's the most handsome cat I can imagine. i very much want a stripey boy!#and my coworker still has some from his tenant's litter. and the kitty is litter-trained! which was the only requirement my partnet has.#now we just gotta arrange neutering the li'l booger.#i think I get to name him since my partner named the dog.#this is a non-shitpost btw#tsoptihs#shitpost<>stopthis
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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste
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