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Okay, but can you imagine how insane the events of early Jem are from the view of the Starlight Girls?

Okay, you've landed yourself in a pretty nice situation with the Bentons. Mr. Benton and his daughters are alright, Mr. Benton owns a record label so sometimes you get to meet the acts he has signed and stuff, and Kimber lets you play around with her makeup and clothes (Aja and Shana are cool too). It's Mrs. Baily who's really running the show, but... it's nice. Then Mr. Benton dies, and everything kinda falls apart. Jerrica's barely out of uni and Kimber's barely out of high school, and Mr. Benton's been kinda letting house repairs slide, and Ashley is being SUCH a bitch about everything, and you're pretty sure that if one more thing in the house breaks, Jerrica's gonna call all your social workers and have you moved to another home, so you're all getting together to try and raise money by doing chores for the neighbors so you can bribe Jerrica with a new fridge (but Ashley is continuing to be a bitch).

Also something weird is going on at the record label, and Jerrica's signed a new act that's mostly her sisters but also this new chick? She's nice, but you don't like the way Rio looks at her.

Then the house burns down, and you're pretty sure that's it, it's back to being bounced around because you're too old to be adopted- And a guy who you later find out makes really wild movies with drag queens (seriously, the guy with the mansion is based off John Waters) lets you move in to a mansion that's the stakes for some kind of battle of the bands, and yay! Jem and the Holograms win in spite of Ashley Being A Bitch and now Starlight House is big enough that you don't even have to share rooms, which is AWESOME. Some of you still do, cause you've never slept alone before and it wasn't that long ago that some weirdo broke into your house and, y'know, burned it down. Less awesome is things get weird and awkward because Rio is so obviously cheating on Jerrica with Jem, and Jerrica's hardly ever around anymore, and you think maybe Jem lives in the mansion? But you're not sure, and Kimber, Aja, and Shana act like they've known her forever but you only started seeing her around after Jerrica signed her.

And you can't take Ba Nee to the mall anymore because she latches on to ANY man with red hair who walks within her line of sight, and she's a nice kid but good GOD is she dumber than a sack of hair. She's, like, one bad day away from ending up a face on a milk carton, and you're tempted to slip whoever takes her a fiver to take Ashley with him.

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Need the accidental trans flag Eric Raymond fit so fucking bad

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G.I. Joe: Cartoon for a boy's toy line about a specialized military group fighting a specialized terrorist group.

Jem: Cartoon for a girl's toy line about a pop band using a super computer to create holograms for their shows.

Guess which one has the fucking Vietnam flashback!!

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Something fun about Clash is she didn't even start the whole disguise gimmick. Like, it was Pizzazz's idea and she had Georgia do the makeup. Clash just got hooked on it I guess? She's like, super good at it too. Actually, it's super funny that she's introduced with "I'm Clash cause I smack these fuckass cymbals together and they're loud as fuck and make everyone's day worse" and then a TON of her tasks require being stealthy one way or another.

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Episode 14 be like

Was actually gonna draw them all normal but there wasn’t enough room 😮‍💨🤧🤧

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My proposal for a Jem reboot/remake is it'd be entirely the same as the original show with these being the only differences:

Each episode, one random Hologram takes an edible

Each episode, one random Misfit is given a handgun

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Bored as gaf 😴😴

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Sorry for the horrible quality 😓😓 I rushed 😴

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Bro why is there zero people in ts fandom gang 😮‍💨😤

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Had to run here since tt ain’t working for me rn 🤧😤😤 these lowkey old though lol 🥱😴😴

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silly stimber meme feat. buster from transformers masterforce ahhskhasd i couldn't resist

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The park audience when Jem showed up to the battle of the bands in episode 1

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