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A Good Man Is Hard To Find is my favorite Flannery O'Connor title. Wise wise words good ole Flannery. *whispers* Its so good!

Professor T

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Dude, if you like being creeped out that's your story. Read it! Read itttt!

Professor T (referring to A Rose For Emily)

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So in summary vampires are flaming homosexuals who will suck on anything. And I can say that because I am one... a homosexual, not a vampire.

Professor M

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Once my next door neighbor died in a really strange way that fit perfectly into the new book I was writing. It was like he died just for me.

Professor S

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I watched the second Magic Mike last night by accident. I was on my couch just flipping through the channels and I was just hungry... not that kind of hungry!

Professor S

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So if you're telling me that as human beings we have complete free will then that means I can stand here in front of my class and say "fuck my mother, fuck her right in the ass!"

Professor P

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You know, I just don't think my cats have a place in fiction.

Professor S

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Steinbeck got a 3.1 rating on GoodReads. Hemingway got a 3.4. These people are dead they can't even defend themselves!

Professor S

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You can tell Senator Mike Fair I'll be the first one in line for that homosexual hootenanny

Professor M 

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Basically this is Millay's hit it and quit it poem.

Professor T (referring to I, Being Born A Woman)

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If you think that's inappropriate, just wait until we get to the hunter and his gun.

English Professor