#magic mike

[letmelickyoureyeballs]

Am I the only one who for the longest time thought Channing Tatum was a professional football player who just randomly decided to become an actor?

He just gave off those vibes to me…

[klirk-hammurton]

A little off-topic here but....

Can we can take a moment to appreciate how fucking gorgeous this man is

This has become my latest brain rot.

[zanephillips]

ALEX PETTYFER Magic Mike (2012)

[cars-go-neeooom]

this magic mike scene is literally giving top gun, like where’s the top gun stripper au where their call signs are their stripper names?

[feilongfan]

July 26th, 2024 - Yes, Channing Tatum still has the move. See how he celebrated on the official release date of Deadpool and Wolverine. After years of trying to make a Gambit movie, he finally played his favorite Marvel character on big screen.

[imuerytired]

Honorable mention!!!

[filmgifs]

Magic Mike (2012) dir. Steven Soderbergh

[yeahthatsinteresting]

'MAGIC MIKE' (2012)

[actressposts]

Olivia Munn (42) in Magic Mike (2022)

[abovestellaar]

Another traditional piece, I’ve relied on digital for so long and I miss traditional

[zanephillips]

JOE MANGANIELLO Magic Mike (2012)

[artificialflav]

Big Dick Richie being Sir Crocodile in the One Piece live action wasn’t on my bingo card. But I ain’t mad.

Behold! Our new Sir Crocodile!

[phoebepheebsphibs]

Rise August: Disco

DISCO GIRL!

COMIN' THROUGH!

THAT GIRL IS YOU!

@sariphantom

[neal-caffreys-hat]

Matt Bomer dancing to "I don't feel like dancing"

Inspired by the forever awesome @dreamduality

The full HD 50 fps version is here on YouTube

[maaarine]

"Gay gym bros are all over Instagram, but there's not a lot of Tumblr girlies blogging about muscle worship.

I feel like this is one of the big underrecognized facts of human sexuality: straight women love twinks.

Timothée Chalamet, kpop idols, Edward Cullen, Beatles mania.

Most straight women like men who have something feminine in them. Something that women can identify with.

Conventional wisdom has it that gay men love men who have something of the feminine in them, and sometimes that's definitely true.

But honestly I feel like gay men are more likely to desire the masculine ideal than straight women are.

A lot of gay men are gay because they love masculinity.

Whereas a lot of women find rough hard masculinity kind of difficult to identify with, to interact with.

Like I honestly think that the number one fact that debunks all incel theory is that straight women are not obsessed with chiseled jawlines.

Straight women are attracted to the most weird idiosyncratic-looking men. Look at the whole Tumblr sexy man phenomenon."

Source: ContraPoints: Tangent: The Male Gaze

[goldenshornyjail]

MAGIC, Baby~: Chaggie & Huskerdust

Hazbins: *all gathered around for weekly movie night*

Vaggie: (dead inside) Who's idea was it to watch "Magic Mike"?

Charlie: (peeking through her fingers) Angel.....

Husk: ...... (tilts his head to the side) How does that bastard not break his back doin' that?

Vaggie: (helps Charlie cover her eyes) Angel, what the fuck?

Angel: What? It's still better than the local parody, "Magic Dyke". That's just a bunch of-

Vaggie: Don't finish that sentence. We don't need to be canceled.

Angel: (rolls his eyes) Fiiiiiine.....

Hazbins: (watch a dancer back into a woman aying on her back, hook his legs on hers, and flip her over so she's belly down and he grinds on her ass)

Niffty: OooOoOOoooOOOOoOoooOoh~

Vaggie: Niffty, no. Besides, that can't be an actual move.

Angel: Oh, I guarantee it is! (Smirks with a glint in his gold tooth) Wanna make a bet?

Vaggie: No.

Angel: Aw, come on, Ol' Featherduster. If you win, I won't make a single horny comment for a week. I win, you gotta buy me that new Sex Delux Blaster 5000.

Vaggie: ...........What is it?

Angel: See who can bust that move better! You or me. You're a dancer. You should be able to manage. You can use Charlie, and I got Husk.

Charlie & Husk: Excuse me. What, now?

Vaggie: Hmmmm.... (glances at a blushing Charlie and smirks) Psh! Too easy. You're on.

Angel: (claps his hands together and rubs the palms) Ooohohooooo! This is gonna be good!

*Cut to Vaggie and Angel sitting on all fours on the floor with Charlie and Husk laying on their backs behind them. Husk is draining a bottle of whiskey while Charlie blushes to the point of being faint and covers her face in her hands.*

Charlie: I-I'm supposed to be setting a good example here!!!!

Angel: You're bonding with your clients, Toots! (To Vaggie) Ready, bitch.

Vaggie: Get ready to plaster duct tape to your mouth for a week.

Angel: Ha! Yeah. Right. Cherri, you and Niffty are the judges with Al as the tie breaker! Ready?

Cherri: You bet! (Pulls up camera) Aaaaaand..... GO!!!

*Angel and Vaggie slide back seamlessly, hook their legs under their prospective partner's knee, and whirl them over onto their bellies. Angel grinds against Husk's ass and pulls on his wings. Vaggie grinds against Charlie's ass, drags her nails upper girlfriend’s clothed back, grabs a fistful of blonde hair from the back, and pulls back.*

Husk: (eyes widen in pain and his pupils change sizes as his spine cracks and pops like a glowstick) FUCK!!! YOU BROKE MY BACK!!!

Charlie: (hearts in her eyes as she blushes and drools, her horns and tail spring into existence as she keens into a moan) FUCK!!! PLEASE, BREAK MY BACK!!!

Alastor: ............................ (walks away in tired asexual)