#randomly

[tojistip]

thinkin about tojii <3 he’ll jerk off in front of you and not let you touch him just because he knows how frustrating it is and he just mocks you when you whine. he forces you to keep your hands behind your back while his big hand is wrapped around his thick cock, stroking it and you can’t do anything but whimper and watch. “you wanna taste it?” he coos at you and he’s just giving you false hope- he’s not gonna let you. he gets off on your tears of frustration, tip nearly pressed against your lips, but still, it’s not enough cause he isn’t giving you what you want. his other hand is burying itself in your hair and pushing your head away slightly- making sure you don’t get too close. he won’t even give you the satisfaction of cumming in your mouth, either. he cums all over your face and he’s soo mean :( laughing when you pout at him.

@teddybeartoji

[bigd-lushie]

[kentjohnson91]

I felt everyone needed to see this so

[psychicvoidtale]

Pause to read

[stargazer-sims]

At this point I'm literally doing character development right in front of everyone, but anyway... More random stuff about Scout:

Unlike many Sixamish people, he prefers to be camouflaged all the time. He's so used to camouflaging, it barely requires any energy or concentration for him now, and unlike most Sixamish people he can comfortably stay camouflaged while pregnant

He prefers traditionally feminine clothing, shoes and accessories, and he often gets mistaken for a female human at first glance. He finds this funny and really enjoys the irony of it

He's registered as a surrogate carrier with the Nookstone Clinic. They do his regular health checks and help match him with clients. As much as he adores Earth people and as much as he's fascinated by all things Earth, there's no way he'd let a human doctor have anything to do with his reproductive health. He takes his mission as a surrogate seriously and intends to do it as many times as is medically advisable, so he wants the best care he can get

He has a secret fantasy that during a future surrogacy he’ll inadvertently give birth in some unconventional location like an elevator or a car. He doesn’t want it to be too far away from medical help or to endanger the baby, but he imagines it being far enough away to create maximum drama and to get him onto the evening news

When he's not living with a family that he's being a surrogate carrier for, he lives at a hotel

He shares his hotel suite with Gabe, his BWB (Bestie With Benefits). Gabe and Scout don’t particularly fit into everyday society, but they’re not concerned about it. They like their unconventional lifestyle and they don’t care that they don’t fit in.

When he's not being a surrogate, he works in a nightclub, where Gabe also works. The club’s owners are aware of Scout’s unusual income source and circumstances, and they're flexible when it comes to his employment situation. Additionally, his third income stream comes from vlogging.

He likes to rent luxury cars and drive around in them, pretending to be much more wealthy than he is

He's a shopaholic

His favourite flavours are peppermint and vanilla (but not together)

His favourite scent is also vanilla

His favourite colour in general is blue, and he likes to wear soft, pale colours, especially white, blue and pink

He loves “reality” TV shows, the more bizarre or lowbrow the better

He and Gabe like to attend stock car races and car shows together. They also enjoy horseback riding and doing fitness workouts together

Scout has an unhealthy obsession with cake/cupcakes

[takemebacktowheniwassane]

the falsettos modern au is just

whizzer, texting from work: hey I want the 🍆🍆🍑 2nite. K? 😘

marvin: okay

and then whizzer just comes home and marvin is sitting at the dining table reading whatever old men read in their free time and in front of him lies not one, but two grocery bags full of eggplants and peaches.

and whizzer is just. too stunned to speak.

thank you for your time

[ppystkposts]

Feels like I've been a bit off lately, not interacting, taking a bit more to answer, posting, etc

I'm just getting my shit together rn (if anyone is worried)

But I'm doing fine!

I have a lot of work too, so stay tuned for new posts ☺️

[circlesinthesky]

‘cause you ain’t gotta tell me, it’s just in my nature // ain’t no country boy quitter, i get the job done.

[ostropest]

No one:

My cat: *the saddest little noise known to nature*

[sansabirdanne]

Random cas baby.

You know that feeling? The one where you’re pretty sure no one likes you? Yeah, that’s a fun one.

Anywho… these add on piercings are super cute. Thank you @saruin

[ender-cloud]

I know ive talked about this picture before but I am obsessed with it!

Its not a problem i swear

Me NOT harrasing my friends with the picture:

ITS NOT THAT BAD I SWEAR!!

I just want to squeeze him until his head pops off and i break every bone in his body, is that a crime!

Its Jekylls fault for being so pretty and so gay, i am simply a bystander in this situation. He is haunting my dreams and wont leave.

I wanna stab him so bad 🥰🥰 affectionately of course, but still, this picture has like become a joke now with my friends.

Its just! This entire scene man! It does things to me that make me happy and put me on the edge of my seat when i first read it

[amb3r-wav3s]

had a dream I was smoking a blunt woke up disappointed

[fandomchaosposts]

why did my slides switch to English midway through??

[kerizaret]

Yknow I mightve missed a lot of the jpsekai April fools event but the fact it was a time travel event and that they sent tsks to the past and rui to the future single-handedly reignited the brainworms for my time traveller x immortal ruikasa au I cooked up ages ago but keep forgetting

[stargazer-sims]

20-something Yuri - refuses to wear shorts or tank tops to the beach if there are a lot of people around because his arms and legs are “too skinny” and because someone might see his birthmark (on his right shoulder)

Middle-aged Yuri - wanders around in nothing but swim shorts, with birthmark, G-tube scar and scrawny body on full display. “If you’re uncomfortable with my appearance, please look away.”