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did you know you can create a whole fictional world and nobody can stop you and its not illegal

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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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who keeps donating yaoi to the local used bookstore

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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

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uncertain about eels

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I’ve watched this like 10 times because I don’t understand

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when i was 6-8 years old, long before i understood more than basic genetics, i ran an unsanctioned isopod breeding project in my backyard. it brings me comfort to think the “special” isopods may still be in the yard of my childhood home

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Do you think we could use him as a lock pick

I bet we could

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has the spirit of the Trader Joe taken the people i follow

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drawing people i see in the city (54/?)

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Silly Game Time: We need more disco ballads about historical figures in the vein of "Ra-Ra-Rasputin" by Boney M. Who do you think someone should write an absolute banger of a disco ballad about?

Jesus Christ. A baller song about his actual teachings and life would be cool

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youre fucking SHIT at wizarding bro get anotehr job god DAMN you really are the shittest wizard ever.

unrelated: have you considered a career in the Armed Forces? Enlist now.

I aint enlisting for a cause that ive never even heard about. What makes this "Armed Forces" so enticing to enlist for?

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just watched a doe trip over her own front legs and bomb face first into half a dead tree. 10/10

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Pov youre Sir Neumann seconds before getting crushed by a giant rat

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