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I’m going to be leaving this blog. I am a horrible person and should take responsibility for my actions, seeing as the creator and other moderator of this blog hate my guts. I’m sorry. I’m sorry for all that I’ve done. I’m sorry for being such a disagreeable shithead. I always just have submitted, done whatever you wanted. My feelings shouldn’t have mattered, only yours, only ever yours. I am meaningless. I am worthless. I should have not failed with my self-gleaning. You two feel free to take control of this blog once again. Duck, I’m sorry to get you involved in this. The fans, just know that @jimcreeggan is a horrible, manipulative person who should be dead. 

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I went to PetSmart and decided to name a guinea pig there Goddard through some naming program for my birthday. The associate said that the sticker saying, “Hi, my name is Goddard” will be there forever. I accidentally named an entire generation of guinea pigs Goddard. 

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Evacuate the entire fandom??

✨ abusive boyfriend ✨

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Sorry if I’m not going to be very active on this blog from now on, kind of had to evacuate the entire fandom :/ really sorry for the inconvenience and I hope you all have a good day

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merry crimble crumble

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I’ve been really into Stardew Valley lately and I can’t get over that this Clint portrait is just Goddard in a beret 

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Reminder that this video is fucking gold and if you haven’t seen it already do so now

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Update: Faraday is now dating Bagel Bites. Like the actual Bagel Bites Twitter account. Good lord what have I done

Please go pay more attention to Arc Of A Scythe Twitter I am begging you

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Grandpa Joe In His Scythe Alighieri Costume

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stab

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yo why do you hate ed robertson im genuinely curious bc my parents like that band and ive never heard of anyone else who knows them :0

This is not an ask I was expecting to get??? LMAO??? Anyways yeah I’m a huge Barenaked Ladies fan (if you look at the URL of the guy behind this blog you might be able to tell...) but I don’t actually hate Ed Robertson, I just ham up the Ed hate for jokes, as it’s kind of an inner joke within the BNL community. I also like the idea of Goddard gleaning to songs sung by Ed like Odds Are, One Little Slip, and Another Postcard, which slowly transitioned into wanting Ed to play Goddard in the Scythe movie... Yeah. But I don’t hate Ed! He’s a very cool dude who makes very cool music. Some of my favorite BNL songs that he sings are Bank Job (which fits really well with the Tonist gleaning scene at the end of Scythe...), Wind It Up, and Testing 1, 2, 3. 

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@shitty-scythe-imagines is now @shitty-scythe-content. On that note please send us Scythe Characters As ____ requests because I am bored and want to do more like the Halloween one but also don’t want to be a direct Moonkitti ripoff. 

OH, AN EDIT: Please no asks like “Scythe characters as (insert other series here) characters” because I am very far from having absorbed every piece of media ever. You can send me the asks anyways, but if I know nothing about that piece of media I’m not likely to respond. 

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Leaked footage of a Lucifer gleaning from the Scythe movie: 

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Leaked footage of how Curie and Faraday ended up getting together:

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In honor of Halloween I’m stealing Moonkitti’s idea and doing Scythe characters as what they would dress up as if they were invited to a Halloween party. (In case you were curious, none of the characters are hosting. Either Neal hosts or it’s just like a hostless party)

Citra: Citra couldn’t decide between five different costume ideas, so she has to throw something together last minute. She goes to Spirit Halloween and buys a Breath Of The Wild Link costume and calls it a day. Rowan: Rowan goes as the grim reaper, thinking he’s making a statement

Faraday/Curie: Faraday and Curie go as something matching, probably peanut butter (Faraday) and jelly (Curie) or Woody and Bo Peep. If all else fails, they just go as a dad and a mom. Goddard: Goddard goes as himself Rand: Rand wears one of those, like... unnecessarily sexy costumes? Really any of them work for her, but I feel like a sexy green M&M fits best.

Volta: Volta was invited to the party but he stayed home and is eating Butterfingers in a long t shirt and nothing else while crying.

Chomsky: Chomsky is wearing a Charizard speedo and that is it. Everyone refuses to look at him. 

Xenocrates: Xenocrates goes as a sumo wrestler. He didn’t even need the inflatable suit. 

Tyger: Tyger wears either a fursuit or one of those inflatable dinosaur costume.

Thunderhead: Thunderhead goes naked. It is above clothing as it has no physical form. 

Possuelo: Possuelo goes as a chimpanzee. I am not taking criticism on this opinion. 

Greyson/Jeri: These two go as Bert (Jeri) and Ernie (Greyson). 

Purity: Purity goes in what is essentially BDSM gear and gets sent to the corner of shame with Chomsky. Then they eat all the Twizzlers. 

Constantine: Constantine wears a cowboy hat and calls it good. 

Supreme Blade Kahlo: She goes as her Patron Historic.

Brahms: He goes as Rick from Rick and Morty. 

Morrison: He forgets about the party until Loriana reminds him about it, so he just finds multiple parts from costumes past and tries to throw something together last minute. 

Astrid: She either goes as a nun or a ghost. 

Loriana: Loriana goes as a teacher

Munira: Munira also goes as a teacher, and accuses Loriana of stealing her costume idea

Mendoza: Mendoza goes as either Joe Biden or Donald Trump

Esme: Esme is a Tootsie Roll. It was her mother’s idea. 

Ben: Ben goes as Minecraft Steve

Ezra: Is wearing a pin that says “this is my Halloween costume” or cat ears. 

Prometheus: Prometheus goes as the ass judge from Pink Floyd’s “The Trial”. Another one I am not taking criticism on.

Cleopatra: Cleopatra goes as sexy Cleopatra. 

Da Vinci: Da Vinci wasn’t invited to the cool kids party so he eats Skittles at home and plays with a cat.

Alighieri: Alighieri goes as the devil himself. AKA, Grandpa Joe. 

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I know we all joke about Faraday’s “weapon’s garage” but are we just going to ignore the fact he gleaned Kohl Whitlock with a PADDLE