#clint stardew valley

[pepsimaxxing]

okay but Shane lovers can we talk about that Clint heart scene where he fucking fumbles the bag in front of Emily for the millionth time and then Emily goes to serve Shane and Shane is so chill with her and is chatting with her like a normal dude and just treating her like a normal friend and asks her how her shift is going, and then Clint gets irritated 💀 ugh that’s my man I love Shane so much

[sihirnaz]

Clint needs more love

also I took a long break from drawing im just gettin bored so easily while drawing thats why i didnt post for a while anyways byee

[magpie-trinkets]

stardew valley shenanigans

[deigov]

#The Fall of The Degenerate Mayor Lewis, chapter 3. #Where did he get money to finance a SOLID GOLD statue? Someone must stop him.

[artificerstimetable]

This will make sense one day I prommy

[mytimeinthesun]

So this is random, but I picked up Stardew Valley for the first time this summer and have been playing almost nonstop since.

I’ve also been watching a lot of SDV YouTube content and noticed that the general consensus there seems to be that Clint is a creepy incel who needs to keep his creep hands off Emily, which surprised me because that’s not really how I read him.

Idk what the consensus is on him here on tumblr but I’m assuming it’s similar? I tend not to dive deep into fandom spaces and just do my own thing so I genuinely have no idea, BUT I was kept awake by my brain going on a wild tangent about Clint with an entirely alternate take SO here it is:

[under the cut bc slightly long][also this is just for fun if you disagree that's totally fine]

Ok so first off I should say that I don’t LIKE Clint necessarily, but I also don’t think he’s as bad as people say. I’ve seen his heart events, although I haven't gone to look at what all the options are, I only know what happens with the option I picked (which was the "treat men and women the same" or whatever one).

But basically, when I look at Clint, I mostly see a guy who feels trapped in his profession/family tradition, is deeply bored and depressed, but doesn't really realize how much of a problem that is because he's 100% resigned to his fate. He's tired and doesn't have the emotional self-awareness to realize that he can do anything different or that he even should.

Which leads me to his feelings for Emily. YES he's obsessed with her and it's a bit weird, but also, it's never read as sexual or even that romantic to me.

I think it's more idealization--she's the opposite of him, vibrant and fun and seemingly in total control of her life, doing what SHE wants to do because she can and she enjoys it.

SO HERE'S MY HOT TAKE: Clint is closet trans and mistaking his gender envy of Emily for romantic attraction.

He feels trapped in his job which he clearly hates but feels resigned to because the town needs a blacksmith, what if he also feels trapped in his gender? What if trans as an option has simply never occurred to him or he thinks it's "for other people" or something like that??

I feel like if Emily ever did agree to date him I think he'd quickly find out it's not actually what he wanted from her. I think he really just wants the freedom that she has and also maybe the gender that she has idk is that really so unreasonable a take???

Maybe it is it was really late at night when I was thinking about this but I had to get it out lol

tl;dr: I don't think Clint wants Emily. I think Clint wants to be Emily, in a trans way.

[jellyaris]

Stardew Valley Ultimate Sketch Dump :D

I finally published the first chapter of Dandelions!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40783701

To celebrate, I’m uploading all the sketch pages so far in one post because I’m bad at tagging and don’t want to make people have to scroll through all my reblogs to find them.

[thatnomzguy]

[hellsite-hungergames]

[fanonical]

every fucking day my stardew farmer wakes up, goes to clint’s shop, and accidentally gifts him the geodes i wanted him to break open

[pepsimaxxing]

[sihirnaz]

grumpy ahh babygirl

[themeatpit37]

“Where are my Clint lovers?” I say on the mic. I am immediately booed off stage and everyone throws tomatoes at me and I hiss and howl like a feral beast as I skitter off on all fours.

[elliotts-pocket-crab]

Maybe if you’re still taking these then headcanons for Kent?

If not Kent then (And I apologize in advance for my bad taste) Clint?

You definitely do have bad taste, but I’ll oblige bc I did say ANY adult in the game🤣🤣🩷

Kent

Sex drive: 3/10 (war took a toll on him and he’s not as excitable as he once was)

Kinkiness: 5/10: when he is horny, he likes to get pretty rough. He may include some kink here and there

Aftercare: 4/10: he’s probably in need of some care himself afterwards tbh

Foreplay: 4/10 he likes dirty talk and fingering

Kisses: 6/10 they’re pretty aggressive kisses cus he’s a gruff guy

Clint

Sex drive: 3/10 he’s not particularly horny, he’s more desperate for affection than anything

Kinkiness: 1/10 he’s not interested in much other than some quick missionary. Bro is very vanilla

Aftercare: 3/10 he doesn’t really understand aftercare. He doesn’t see why people would need reassurance or anything afyer. He’ll cuddle if you ask though

Foreplay: 1/10: bro isnt interested in foreplay at all

Kisses: 3/10 he freezes up bc he gets flistered and doesn’t always kiss back

[incurable-peppermint]

When Acorn doesn't show up at Clint's shop at their usual time, he decides to go investigate the mines to make sure they haven't gotten hurt.

[embercottage]

Tw: Scary Imagery

Me looking at Clint after he says I won Emily when he literally was at our wedding: